Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:28 pm

Channel 10 putting the Gold Coast game on a 2 hour delay - 7 aren't the only ones putting games on unncessary delays.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:33 pm

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Sorry WLF, but definitely x2... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:17 am

'Power Tool Philharmonic Orchestra'.

Jam their Sunday morning symphony where daylight saving sun don't shine.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bully » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:03 am

motorcycles that dont abide by the road rules and ride through the traffic in the middle of 2 lanes when traffic stopped at lights or down the shoulder in the emergency stopping lane.

and then have one of them complain when the police catch them and give them a fine a demerits points stating they arent doing anything wrong.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:19 am

Staying up to watch the World Cup Final, and falling asleep with 4 overs left
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CoverKing » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:30 pm

Booney wrote:People passing away before their time, leaving a spouse and young family behind to cope.

Fair it 'aint.


Terrible news. Such an amazing person and family.

May she rest in peace.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:33 pm

Having no SAFOOTY for 18 hours! ~x( :((
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:34 pm

Lack of begging etiquette.

One does not appreciate being solicited for money while punching in one's PIN number at the ATM.

Scandalous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:29 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Having no SAFOOTY for 18 hours! ~x( :((

x2!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CoverKing » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:56 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Having no SAFOOTY for 18 hours! ~x( :((

x2!!


Yeah what was with that? Had nothing to cure my boredom at work last night :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:03 pm

My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test ](*,)

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:41 pm

News channels and their dumbing down and insistance on treating viewers like bloody pre-schoolers. Bad enough that every single time there is any sort of natural disaster they act like none of us have ever heard of an earthquake, cyclone/hurricane, volcano or whatever before.

Now Sky News obviously think viewers are only capable of reading words that are spelt phonetically.

His name is Moussa Koussa not Musa Kusa you stupid muppets :roll:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:44 pm

Teachers goin to get fined if they put kids in timeout!!!
Banning easter egg hunts in childcare, apparently its not politically correct!!! DISGRACE!!! its our customs why do we have to change them to suit others???
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:13 pm

A Mum wrote:My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test ](*,)

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son :(

What does it matter? :? Still a birth cert!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:16 pm

LOL, I'd be stuffed then ... have never had an original birth certificate, but have an extract from births, deaths and marriages or whatever they call themselves these days.
Dunno, I’m just an idiot.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:42 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
A Mum wrote:My son getting all prepared learning for his Ls for the last few weeks.
Gathering together all required 'identification' - including a letter from the school confirming he is who he is.
The fine line between getting home from school and getting to the rego office before the 4pm cut off time.

Only to be told/realise that you have grabbed a 'copy' of the birth certificate and not the original and he can't sit the test ](*,)

Driving home with a somewhat deflated A son :(

What does it matter? :? Still a birth cert!


Has to be the original with the 'watermark' on it (apparently).
So take two happens tomorrow...lol.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Bum Crack » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:50 pm

Walking past the court house today and noticing that 90% of the people waiting for court are not locals. I get so pissed off when people move to our area and all they do is cause trouble.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:56 pm

Bum Crack wrote:Walking past the court house today and noticing that 90% of the people waiting for court are not locals. I get so pissed off when people move to our area and all they do is cause trouble.


Was there a big hearing today?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gowser » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:05 pm

Racists...

and smart ass journalists that aren't all that smart.

eg;

Why? Cuttlefish. Naturally there had to be some obscure species of fish at the top of the Gulf which the MOW could seize on to try to prevent two major developments from going ahead.


cuttlefish are neither fish nor 'obscure'
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:21 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:Teachers goin to get fined if they put kids in timeout!!!
Banning easter egg hunts in childcare, apparently its not politically correct!!! DISGRACE!!! its our customs why do we have to change them to suit others???


That is a joke :shock:
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