SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

[bored]

Smasha when does your "indoor dream team" start playing? what are you going to call yourselves?

can we get you out as a super sub on the odd occasion o2?

edit.... im still scared if i have to bat with Smasha. not sure where to stand that isnt making myself a target

Rita, yes we know, you claim not to be from Enfield yet you continue to write "Go Enfield", you claim to be picked on but continually bait GH. Work out what you are doing on here, are you discussing Churches cricket or just trying to get a razz, if it's the latter, go and play Tetris or something.
You sound like the whiney teenager from the Simpsons, please be constructive in future if you wish to post on here, peace out.

gold!!!

[Oxygen Thief]

think you would be better off playing one short Bored.

im sure Jonno could fill in for you now and then

My tip when batting with Smasha would be to wear a helmet mate, and also to
remember the number 1 rule in cricket- keep your eye on the ball!

[Goat Herder]

think you would be better off playing one short Bored.

im sure Jonno could fill in for you now and then

My tip when batting with Smasha would be to wear a helmet mate, and also to
remember the number 1 rule in cricket- keep your eye on the ball!

And don't leave your box on the other side of the net either........unless you're happy with just the one child..

[dark & stormy]

any idea how many entrants in the Associations footy tipping comp?

Smasha when does your "indoor dream team" start playing? what are you going to call yourselves?

in about a couple of weeks hopefully , will know full details tonight and will inform all on here if ok
THE TEAMS NAME, well I was thinking THE RITAS has a nice ring to it
but will have a think any suggestions guys ? will use best name.

[dark & stormy]

ok gentlemen, we have been asked to play at 6.pm on monday night at windsor guardens ica......
I am in need another five
so , auto
bored
carey
and two more for monday night .
can be a fill in or a permanent player , dont care as long as I have six on court......
please let me know if available or not .thanks gents
bit of fun so dont care about abilities (pidge)

[Pidge]

ok gentlemen, we have been asked to play at 6.pm on monday night at windsor guardens ica......
I am in need another five
so , auto
bored
carey
and two more for monday night .
can be a fill in or a permanent player , dont care as long as I have six on court......
please let me know if available or not .thanks gents
bit of fun so dont care about abilities (pidge)

Good call.

[Goat Herder]

Dunno when carey's due back mate, he's probably somewhere along the Great Ocean Rd at the minute, slowly driving back from a weekend of footy in Melbourne. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to stop off in the Coonawarra for 3-4 days..

Yep, you'd all work ya behinds off all night, only for Pidge to go out and bat for 4 overs at -5 per delivery..

[dark & stormy]

Dunno when carey's due back mate, he's probably somewhere along the Great Ocean Rd at the minute, slowly driving back from a weekend of footy in Melbourne. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to stop off in the Coonawarra for 3-4 days..

Yep, you'd all work ya behinds off all night, only for Pidge to go out and bat for 4 overs at -5 per delivery..

so is that an offer for you to play old man or just have a beer in the bar every now and again.

[Phantom Gossiper]

ill fill in if required son

[dark & stormy]

ill fill in if required son

your in mate, you want this monday 6.pm at windsor.

[Oxygen Thief]

funny years ago in year 11 we started an indoor team and called ourselves the Redbacks.
everyone gave us sh!t and said that was a dumb name and we'd never do any good.
How right they were! Years ahead of time. Must be the name thats cursed


editted to stop typo. giving me shyte! Pr!ck that he is

[dark & stormy]

okay , two definates
smasha
phantom
more to come , stay tuned

[Goat Herder]

Dunno when carey's due back mate, he's probably somewhere along the Great Ocean Rd at the minute, slowly driving back from a weekend of footy in Melbourne. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to stop off in the Coonawarra for 3-4 days..

Yep, you'd all work ya behinds off all night, only for Pidge to go out and bat for 4 overs at -5 per delivery..

so is that an offer for you to play old man or just have a beer in the bar every now and again.

The latter.. Unlike Pidge, I reckon I could still lay wood on every delivery, but I'd say he'd just have me covered in the between-the-wickets stakes........just.. Even if my video footage suggests otherwise.

[auto]

okay , two definates
smasha
phantom
more to come , stay tuned

Im a definite for this week but prob not every week as misses gets called into work will keep ya posted. Team Rita . Shotgun leg front court

[dark & stormy]

ok this week ,
smasha , phantom , auto , bored ?
cmon guys dont let me down now..............
it is only early still , not worried yet

[carey]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

paralowie WILL still be playing cricket in the churches comp this i can assure you of......

[carey]

Would anyone like to sign my petition to get Carey to change the name of Paralowie Cricket Club to Mawson Lakes Norf Cricket Club. Lets make it official.

[carey]

Just thought i'd give a run down of the history of cricket in Paralowie....

In 1934 the great northern suburbs ethnic explorer Jeff Alowie discovered rich fertile soils on the plains of what is today the suburb of Paralowie. After extensive soil analysis it was suggested some maraguana plants(then used for its herbal and medicinal properties) be grown in vast forests in the perfect soils of the area with its close proximity to a water supply at the Large Para River. The Maraguana forests thrived in the area. With so much water being diverted to the hemp forests the Large Para River become the Midsize Para River before eventually becoming the Little Para River.
It was about this time that one of the forest workers, on his lunch break, lit up a doobie and somehow started a fire, destroying 4 acres of crops. The destroyed crop area roughly outlined an odd shaped circle or "oval" in todays parlance. The locals or "hermits" at the time figured they would make the burnt out area into a sports ground but had no idea what sport to play. It was at about this time ol' Jeff, who was cleaning out his pipe and had a hand full of hempy tar freshly scraped from his pipe, rolled it into a ball and shoved it inside a pair of socks and bowled the areas first full toss. Another worker in the plantation picked up a stick and cricket was born in the local area.
Within five years the Northern Areas Cricket Club started and ol' Jeff Alowie captained the side for well on twenty years. By the time ol' Jeff retired he was affectionately known as Pa. The local area was renamed in his honour Paalowie but due to a hard of hearing public servant Pa was typed as Par and the suburb become Paralowie. Local Sport in the area really took off when the cops raided the northern suburbs of a large percentage of its medicinal drug though tiny outcrops continue to this day. Good ol' Pa Alowie would be proud of todays generation of cricketers continuing on the tradition.

lol gold auto

[Pidge]

Dunno when carey's due back mate, he's probably somewhere along the Great Ocean Rd at the minute, slowly driving back from a weekend of footy in Melbourne. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to stop off in the Coonawarra for 3-4 days..

Yep, you'd all work ya behinds off all night, only for Pidge to go out and bat for 4 overs at -5 per delivery..

so is that an offer for you to play old man or just have a beer in the bar every now and again.

The latter.. Unlike Pidge, I reckon I could still lay wood on every delivery, but I'd say he'd just have me covered in the between-the-wickets stakes........just.. Even if my video footage suggests otherwise.

Not everyone can be as fast as Superbad running away from the Gold Wheel

[carey]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Picked up the mats ect from the club yesterday..ready to go for next season

just gotta find your captain/coach/token drunk guy now

i'm still here brother only just sobered up from the weekend