SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

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Would anyone like to sign my petition to get Carey to change the name of Paralowie Cricket Club to Mawson Lakes Norf Cricket Club. Lets make it official.

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Mick Feltus, B grader at Enfield, poorly rated as a cricketer, opened bowling for Morialta in div 1, PDCA in assoc side, and r&c grade 1! part of my PREMIERSHIP WINNING SIDE! Still run into people from Enfield and they ask me how he is getting wickets!

i remember Mick ripping out my off peg to a ball that Im still not sure how it got through me... Enfield didnt rate him as a cricketer?

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Would anyone like to sign my petition to get Carey to change the name of Paralowie Cricket Club to Mawson Lakes Norf Cricket Club. Lets make it official.

3 signatures and its legally binding

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Would anyone like to sign my petition to get Carey to change the name of Paralowie Cricket Club to Mawson Lakes Norf Cricket Club. Lets make it official.

3 signatures and its legally binding

where do we sign??

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Here..or below here

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Would anyone like to sign my petition to get Carey to change the name of Paralowie Cricket Club to Mawson Lakes Norf Cricket Club. Lets make it official.

3 signatures and its legally binding

4 signatures and the UN will enforce a no fly zone over Paralowie, remove Carey from power and install a puppet committee.

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5 signatures and George Bush will declare Carey a "terroroist" and send the US Navys Sixth Fleet round to his house

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Just thought i'd give a run down of the history of cricket in Paralowie....

In 1934 the great northern suburbs ethnic explorer Jeff Alowie discovered rich fertile soils on the plains of what is today the suburb of Paralowie. After extensive soil analysis it was suggested some maraguana plants(then used for its herbal and medicinal properties) be grown in vast forests in the perfect soils of the area with its close proximity to a water supply at the Large Para River. The Maraguana forests thrived in the area. With so much water being diverted to the hemp forests the Large Para River become the Midsize Para River before eventually becoming the Little Para River.
It was about this time that one of the forest workers, on his lunch break, lit up a doobie and somehow started a fire, destroying 4 acres of crops. The destroyed crop area roughly outlined an odd shaped circle or "oval" in todays parlance. The locals or "hermits" at the time figured they would make the burnt out area into a sports ground but had no idea what sport to play. It was at about this time ol' Jeff, who was cleaning out his pipe and had a hand full of hempy tar freshly scraped from his pipe, rolled it into a ball and shoved it inside a pair of socks and bowled the areas first full toss. Another worker in the plantation picked up a stick and cricket was born in the local area.
Within five years the Northern Areas Cricket Club started and ol' Jeff Alowie captained the side for well on twenty years. By the time ol' Jeff retired he was affectionately known as Pa. The local area was renamed in his honour Paalowie but due to a hard of hearing public servant Pa was typed as Par and the suburb become Paralowie. Local Sport in the area really took off when the cops raided the northern suburbs of a large percentage of its medicinal drug though tiny outcrops continue to this day. Good ol' Pa Alowie would be proud of todays generation of cricketers continuing on the tradition.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Just thought i'd give a run down of the history of cricket in Paralowie....

In 1934 the great northern suburbs ethnic explorer Jeff Alowie discovered rich fertile soils on the plains of what is today the suburb of Paralowie. After extensive soil analysis it was suggested some maraguana plants(then used for its herbal and medicinal properties) be grown in vast forests in the perfect soils of the area with its close proximity to a water supply at the Large Para River. The Maraguana forests thrived in the area. With so much water being diverted to the hemp forests the Large Para River become the Midsize Para River before eventually becoming the Little Para River.
It was about this time that one of the forest workers, on his lunch break, lit up a doobie and somehow started a fire, destroying 4 acres of crops. The destroyed crop area roughly outlined an odd shaped circle or "oval" in todays parlance. The locals or "hermits" at the time figured they would make the burnt out area into a sports ground but had no idea what sport to play. It was at about this time ol' Jeff, who was cleaning out his pipe and had a hand full of hempy tar freshly scraped from his pipe, rolled it into a ball and shoved it inside a pair of socks and bowled the areas first full toss. Another worker in the plantation picked up a stick and cricket was born in the local area.
Within five years the Northern Areas Cricket Club started and ol' Jeff Alowie captained the side for well on twenty years. By the time ol' Jeff retired he was affectionately known as Pa. The local area was renamed in his honour Paalowie but due to a hard of hearing public servant Pa was typed as Par and the suburb become Paralowie. Local Sport in the area really took off when the cops raided the northern suburbs of a large percentage of its medicinal drug though tiny outcrops continue to this day. Good ol' Pa Alowie would be proud of todays generation of cricketers continuing on the tradition.

Auto....

Seriously....

LAY OFF THE CRACK PIPE!!

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nah mate i just copied and pasted from "the official history of Paralowie and surrounding areas"

[Phantom Gossiper]

sooo... next years T20 comp...

Who in churches will beat r&c or SW or Angle Vale??

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sooo... next years T20 comp...

Who in churches will beat r&c or SW or Angle Vale??

still a sore topic... one freaking run away from Adelaide oval

[rockstar]

sooo... next years T20 comp...

Who in churches will beat r&c or SW or Angle Vale??

still a sore topic... one freaking run away from Adelaide oval

maybe if you had more batsman than hodson..

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sooo... next years T20 comp...

Who in churches will beat r&c or SW or Angle Vale??

still a sore topic... one freaking run away from Adelaide oval

maybe if you had more batsman than hodson..

hes the loser that missed 3 of the super over balls

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hes the loser that missed 3 of the super over balls

yeah well he was better before he become a fat heffer!

[Goat Herder]

Just thought i'd give a run down of the history of cricket in Paralowie....

In 1934 the great northern suburbs ethnic explorer Jeff Alowie discovered rich fertile soils on the plains of what is today the suburb of Paralowie. After extensive soil analysis it was suggested some maraguana plants(then used for its herbal and medicinal properties) be grown in vast forests in the perfect soils of the area with its close proximity to a water supply at the Large Para River. The Maraguana forests thrived in the area. With so much water being diverted to the hemp forests the Large Para River become the Midsize Para River before eventually becoming the Little Para River.
It was about this time that one of the forest workers, on his lunch break, lit up a doobie and somehow started a fire, destroying 4 acres of crops. The destroyed crop area roughly outlined an odd shaped circle or "oval" in todays parlance. The locals or "hermits" at the time figured they would make the burnt out area into a sports ground but had no idea what sport to play. It was at about this time ol' Jeff, who was cleaning out his pipe and had a hand full of hempy tar freshly scraped from his pipe, rolled it into a ball and shoved it inside a pair of socks and bowled the areas first full toss. Another worker in the plantation picked up a stick and cricket was born in the local area.
Within five years the Northern Areas Cricket Club started and ol' Jeff Alowie captained the side for well on twenty years. By the time ol' Jeff retired he was affectionately known as Pa. The local area was renamed in his honour Paalowie but due to a hard of hearing public servant Pa was typed as Par and the suburb become Paralowie. Local Sport in the area really took off when the cops raided the northern suburbs of a large percentage of its medicinal drug though tiny outcrops continue to this day. Good ol' Pa Alowie would be proud of todays generation of cricketers continuing on the tradition.

Lots more THC crystals in the air around harvest time, ay auto...??

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hes the loser that missed 3 of the super over balls

yeah well he was better before he become a fat heffer!

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Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Picked up the mats ect from the club yesterday..ready to go for next season

[rockstar]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Picked up the mats ect from the club yesterday..ready to go for next season

just gotta find your captain/coach/token drunk guy now

[brod]

Also for those that havent heard, Paralowie sports club is no more so if Mawson Lakes North Cricket Club go around again it may be at the High School....barring that i'll offer my backyard tho house rules stipulate 6 and out...and every odd numbered over is bourbon over and every tenth over is bong over, minumum 5 bongs per innings per day. Pretty standard cricket rules up this way.

Picked up the mats ect from the club yesterday..ready to go for next season

just gotta find your captain/coach/token drunk guy now

Carey would lay claim to ALL three of them