Things that give you the sh1ts

[Pseudo]

Stickers on fruit.

Especially apples...

Quite the contrary, stickers on fruit are a boon to any parent whose kid won't eat his/her fruit.

"Do you want an apple little Leroy? It's got a sticker on it."

Works every time.

[White Line Fever]

today.

footy tip comps
supercoach
punting competitions
weighted tipping comps

My head hurts

[A Mum]

today.

footy tip comps
supercoach
punting competitions
weighted tipping comps

My head hurts

I know what you mean !

[McGovern]

The amount of creepy crawlies in my new house.

In the last few days I have killed two large spiders, removed dozens of crickets (couldn't find one chirping in the bathroom last night, aarrrrgh!), had a six inch centepede cruise past the bedroom door (also now dead), and now this morning have discovered mouse droppings in the cupboard under this sink.

I officially dub this weekend 'pest control' weekend.

MILLIPEDES!!!

[dedja]

The 8 million mice that seem to be living in the walls and ceilings in my house.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The 8 million mice that seem to be living in the walls and ceilings in my house.

get a cat or 2

[dedja]

To give the dog something to play with?

[mighty_tiger_79]

yeah exactly, the cats will catch the mice and the dog will play with the half dead mouse

[Zelezny Chucks]

That the footy is not Live tommorow night

Yet it is broadcast live into.... MELBOURNE!

What a joke.

[mighty_tiger_79]

it is a disgrace

hopefully the footy is one sided tonight so by the time the cricket shows up on ch 9 i dont have to do much channel flicking

[Phantom Gossiper]

Having a cricekt grand final this weekend, having 2x blokes who have footy trial games and then rolling my ankle walking down some stairs!

[Bum Crack]

Having a cricekt grand final this weekend, having 2x blokes who have footy trial games and then rolling my ankle walking down some stairs!

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

[Sky Pilot]

wet winter weather in March while we are trying to play Bowls grand finals. Don't the weather people understand that sheep stations are on the line here? FFS!

[Phantom Gossiper]

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

Correct. What makes life worse is they are both my opening batsmen, one is also the keeper and the other bowls 2nd or 3rd change!
Not going to lie, feel pretty let down at the moment and VERY FRUSTRATED!!

[OnSong]

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

Correct. What makes life worse is they are both my opening batsmen, one is also the keeper and the other bowls 2nd or 3rd change!
Not going to lie, feel pretty let down at the moment and VERY FRUSTRATED!!

I went close to going ar$e over tit this morning on a tiled flood which was wet.
Wasn't til I steadied myself that I thought of cricket GF this weekend! Tenterhooks!

[Drop Bear]

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

Correct. What makes life worse is they are both my opening batsmen, one is also the keeper and the other bowls 2nd or 3rd change!
Not going to lie, feel pretty let down at the moment and VERY FRUSTRATED!!

I went close to going ar$e over tit this morning on a tiled flood which was wet.
Wasn't til I steadied myself that I thought of cricket GF this weekend! Tenterhooks!

You better spend all day tomorrow on the couch then mate. DO NOT GO OUTSIDE!

[Phantom Gossiper]

having a few quiet relaxing drinks tonight, listening to some music etc and then realising ive run out of scotch!

[whufc]

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

Correct. What makes life worse is they are both my opening batsmen, one is also the keeper and the other bowls 2nd or 3rd change!
Not going to lie, feel pretty let down at the moment and VERY FRUSTRATED!!

very dissapointing mate, we went through this last week where our b's had to forfeit a semi final because most the lads wanted to play in a b grade trial game.

[JK]

having a few quiet relaxing drinks tonight, listening to some music etc and then realising ive run out of scotch!

Mate, can't take a trick at the moment

[custardarm]

are you saying the 2 blokes are playing the trial game instead of the GF?? If so, they need a swift kick to the nuts.

Correct. What makes life worse is they are both my opening batsmen, one is also the keeper and the other bowls 2nd or 3rd change!
Not going to lie, feel pretty let down at the moment and VERY FRUSTRATED!!

I went close to going ar$e over tit this morning on a tiled flood which was wet.
Wasn't til I steadied myself that I thought of cricket GF this weekend! Tenterhooks!

i have heard of floating floorboards but tiles