Things that make you laugh

[Magpiespower]

Sunday night, Bankstown line train.

Leaving Stanmore, the next two stops are Petersham and Lewisham.

The velvet-voiced train guard, who I'm sure was auditioning for a radio gig, went above and beyond giving us the usual "next stop" info over the speakers...

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard CityRail. The next two stations are brought to you by the Sham brothers. Peter Sham. And Lewis Sham. Thankyou.

[White Line Fever]

road rage when it isn't me hehehehe

[RustyCage]

This exchange between Graham Manou and ex forumite (?) fatalberton.

Chocco: Skin doctor. "Nothing to worry about. Your spending a little too much time in the sun though." Um a little hard to avoid I think sir.

fatalberton: obviously hasnt seen you batting LOL

Chocco: perhaps not!!! There is always one isn't there?

[Booney]

Compliment,

My name is Mr. Mohammed Aliyu, a politician and a previous member of Ghana's executive committee on contract awards.

My purpose of connecting you is to crave your indulgence to assist me in securing some funds abroad for safe keeping which I incidentally kept to help me finance my senatorial elections campaign under the party umbrella of National Patriotic Party (NPP) on December 7th 2008, Unfortunately for me I lost the seat to my opposition member under the party of National Democratic Congress (NDC).

But with my immediate contact, I was able to deposit some kickback money emanated from award of contracts awarded to Chinese and Malaysia companies in a security vault with a commercial bank in Ghana pending when I will found a trustworthy person to move out the fund from Ghana to oversea bank account for business investment.

The need to contact you arose from the fact that the present elected government vow to crack down on past immediate government functionaries of (NPP) and trying to trace all the funds that was made through contract awards and other mouth watering deals during our tenure in the office from the year 2000 to 2008, if they succeed in tracing this fund
to me, they will seize it and thereby incapacitating my life time opportunities.

I wish to relocate this fund in a foreigner's name to avoid any trace. All I need from you is an assurance that you can handle the amount involved (US$19,500,000) comfortably and that I can also trust you.

Be fully rest assured that there is no risk involved. I want you to immediately inform me of your willingness in assisting and co-operating with me, so that I can send you full details of this transaction.


Yours faithfully,
Mr. Mohammed Aliyu.

[Johno6]

i bought tickets for the missus to james blunt ages ago.
just looked on net to see times and dates etc to see where the gig is being pheld.

just curious as to where "The Barton Theatre" is.

http://www.ticketfinders.com.au/Music/J ... pAodtyWU8w

[Lightning McQueen]

i bought tickets for the missus to james blunt ages ago.
just looked on net to see times and dates etc to see where the gig is being pheld.

just curious as to where "The Barton Theatre" is.

http://www.ticketfinders.com.au/Music/J ... pAodtyWU8w

Murray Street, Gawler.

[Booney]

i bought tickets for the missus to james blunt ages ago.
just looked on net to see times and dates etc to see where the gig is being pheld.

just curious as to where "The Barton Theatre" is.

http://www.ticketfinders.com.au/Music/J ... pAodtyWU8w

Mate, you're curious to know where everything is....

[Johno6]

haha,
yeah it was a geniune question... i was hoping for a map and directions
or maybe a lift............

[Booney]

haha,
yeah it was a geniune question... i was hoping for a map and directions
or maybe a lift............

Johno on his way into The Barton....

[Lightning McQueen]

haha,
yeah it was a geniune question... i was hoping for a map and directions
or maybe a lift............

Corner of Henley Beach Road & South Road. I can't read between the lines with you there Johno. I'm happy to take you, your missus and some of her curry-munching friends.

[Johno6]

LMFAO LM!!

nah i was kidding, i didnt know the barton theatre was an actual place, thought they spelt thebarton wrong.



thats why LOST is my fav tv show... i can really relate to it.

[Dirko]

http://www.pickrset.com/venues/AU/SA/Adelaide/The+Barton+Theatre/

[Johno6]

im so confused.... isnt that thebby theatre??

[Lightning McQueen]

im so confused.... isnt that thebby theatre??

Yes. TheBarton Theatre.

[Johno6]

im so confused.... isnt that thebby theatre??

Yes. TheBarton Theatre.

that is exactly my point!!

its thebarton theatre but they called it the barton theatre.

i really wish i never brought this up... im so confused im gonna get lost driving home now from work

[mighty_tiger_79]

its The Barton theatre is you are from interstate

its thebby if ur local

[Deep Heat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MD6Cx0q ... re=related This cracks me up everytime i watch it

[CK]

Channel Nine News tonight reporting from Clipsal and talking to two of the drivers.

All the while, a bloke dressed up as an oil bottle was dancing/waving/walking/doing all sorts of things behind them . Had to see it to appreciate it.

[Big Phil]

Channel Nine News tonight reporting from Clipsal and talking to two of the drivers.

All the while, a bloke dressed up as an oil bottle was dancing/waving/walking/doing all sorts of things behind them . Had to see it to appreciate it.

Just saw it on the Channel 9 News Repeat, very funny indeed CK

[White Line Fever]

Channel Nine News tonight reporting from Clipsal and talking to two of the drivers.

All the while, a bloke dressed up as an oil bottle was dancing/waving/walking/doing all sorts of things behind them . Had to see it to appreciate it.

Yeah that was pretty funny.