Things that make you laugh

[Big Phil]

This - http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/822210 ... lf-an-afro

Not the attack, the guys half fro

[A Mum]

The story definitely doesn't make me laugh - but the current poll to this AdelaideNow story:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/man-shot- ... 6018810171

Please cast your vote

[mighty_tiger_79]

be interesting to see which YES is more popular

[A Mum]

be interesting to see which YES is more popular

I was tempted to click on one to find out ..lol

[Bum Crack]

The boys stitching me up yesterday by placing an ad of my boat for sale at quarter the price it's worth and and also throwing in a full esky and 2000 yabby nets with it. I had 13 calls last night. Just been telling em it's sold now. It's payback for an ad I placed a while back and thought was all forgotten about.

[Booney]

The boys stitching me up yesterday by placing an ad of my boat for sale at quarter the price it's worth and and also throwing in a full esky and 2000 yabby nets with it. I had 13 calls last night. Just been telling em it's sold now. It's payback for an ad I placed a while back and thought was all forgotten about.

Nice...

[Booney]

Google "Find Chuck Norris" :

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

[mighty_tiger_79]

The story definitely doesn't make me laugh - but the current poll to this AdelaideNow story:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/man-shot- ... 6018810171

Please cast your vote

Thanks for voting!

Do you feel safe in your house?
Yes 66.67% (172 votes)
Yes 33.33% (86 votes)
Total votes: 258

[Johno6]

d1ckhead work mate having a stupid customer on speaker phone, i thought he hung up so i called him an effing dickhead then mates like.......he is still on the phone u know.

[JK]

Little old lady I just saw on a walking frame (that's not the bit that made me laugh) reminded me of the firing squad scene in the movie "Top Secret" where the German Chancellor calls to tell them to stop, and the little old lady walks ever so slowly over to answer the phone.

[Rik E Boy]

Essendon supporters blowing their load before they get near the pussy in the NABasketball cup.

regards,

REB

[Phantom Gossiper]

d1ckhead work mate having a stupid customer on speaker phone, i thought he hung up so i called him an effing dickhead then mates like.......he is still on the phone u know.

LMAO!!! whose the d1ckhead now hahahah

[Magpiespower]

Overheard this animated exchange in the city yesterday between a builder drilling something and an ice-freak lady completely off her chops...

IFL: Drill, mother ****ers, drill!
B: **** off you smackie, bitch!
IFL: I hope you fall into the ****ing sewer, ****! (rhymes with bunt)
B: Get ****ed!

Then she stomped off cursing the world.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Overheard this animated exchange in the city yesterday between a builder drilling something and an ice-freak lady completely off her chops...

IFL: Drill, mother ****ers, drill!
B: **** off you smackie, bitch!
IFL: I hope you fall into the ****ing sewer, ****! (rhymes with bunt)
B: Get ****ed!

Then she stomped off cursing the world.

she sounds all class

[Magpiespower]

she sounds all class

I keep saying to her, "Mum, tone it down, will ya? Just a bit..."

[Phantom Gossiper]

she sounds all class

I keep saying to her, "Mum, tone it down, will ya? Just a bit..."

GOLD!

[valleys07]

Overheard this animated exchange in the city yesterday between a builder drilling something and an ice-freak lady completely off her chops...

IFL: Drill, mother ****ers, drill!
B: **** off you smackie, bitch!
IFL: I hope you fall into the ****ing sewer, ****! (rhymes with bunt)
B: Get ****ed!

Then she stomped off cursing the world.

[GWW]

Fevola's brother in response to questioning from journalists at the US airport when they arrived:

"Brendan's an adult, he can look after himself"..

[fish]

The story definitely doesn't make me laugh - but the current poll to this AdelaideNow story:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/man-shot- ... 6018810171

Please cast your vote

Thanks for voting!

Do you feel safe in your house?
Yes 66.67% (172 votes)
Yes 33.33% (86 votes)
Total votes: 258

That settles it then.

[fisho mcspaz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKDIXDDRMqw

Anyone ever heard of a video game called Vendetta? Apparently you used to be able to play it at Magic Mountain. As demonstrated in this video, you must kill the homosexual before he dry-humps you to death. If there are two of them, the one not engaged with you will hump the lamp-post until the lamp falls on his skull and crushes him.