Things that make you laugh

[Johno6]

haha nah didnt make reference to it in there.
i did go out for curry last night... unfortunately NOT in more ways than 1.

i might see if she wants me to take her and her friends out to munch on some curry!

[Sky Pilot]

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane
and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If
I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped....
Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

[Lightning McQueen]

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightening.
One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane
and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If
I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate
woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up
in the rear of the plane.
He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt
as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt.
Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped....
Then, he spoke...'Iron this will you -- and then get me a beer.

It wasn't me mate.

[Big Phil]

The Clean Up Australia Day TV ad aluding to the fact you'll get a good night sleep, showing a bloke sound asleep in bed with a big spider crawling over his face, without flinching a bit.

His wife spots it and proceeds to jump up on the bed screaming and starts blindly bashing him in the face with a rolled up magazine trying to get the spider.

Good ad, also could add it to the 'things that make you laugh' thread !!

[Brucetiki]

North Adelaide, I mean Adelaide United.

I hear a merger with Glenelg is on the cards - both sides tend to go missing in finals

[Thiele]

The fire alarm going off at the start of the netball on Monday Night

[Magpiespower]

The blind drunk blind man walking down King St, Newtown, with his guide dog while guzzling Jim Beam and Cola out of a can...

The checkout chap who called the suspected chocolate-block shoplifting customer a "****in' idiot" and chased him out of the supermarket with his price gun...

[FlyingHigh]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/property/ ... 6015074767

[Media Park]

The forum poster "TOSSER".

Seems like it will be very easy to deride him...

[Magpiespower]

The argument raging at the nightclub bar where staff were trying to make some punters fork out $1500 to repair/replace a broken toilet...

[Booney]

TEN BEST CADDIE REMARKS:
No. 10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"
No. 9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

No. 8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."

No. 7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

No. 6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, that would be too much of a coincidence."

No. 5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of A distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."


No. 4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf."

No. 3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

No. 2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

No. 1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

And the old favorite.....is the one about the Golfer who has been Slicing off the tee at every hole.

He finally gives up and asks his Long suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems to which the caddy
Replies, "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club."
The Golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point the

Caddy says, "No, the other end."

[Lunchcutter]

The story does not make me laugh but the name sure does !

RIP TERRI Daktyl

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/ipad/juro ... 6017373864

[Rita]

partying saturday night and coming back with more cash than when i left, thanks adelaide casino

[The Ash Man]

The James Hird saga that will be revealed later this week

[mickey]

The James Hird saga that will be revealed later this week

Something to do with test driving a M.G

[The Ash Man]

The James Hird saga that will be revealed later this week

Something to do with test driving a M.G

Correct

[Brodlach]

The James Hird saga that will be revealed later this week

Something to do with test driving a M.G

Gets around abit the M.G.....like a used car

[mickey]

I wouldn't be saying no if I was offered a test drive though....

[overloaded]

North Adelaide, I mean Adelaide United.

I hear a merger with Glenelg is on the cards - both sides tend to go missing in finals

Thats big coming from a Crows supporter?

[Big Phil]

The James Hird saga that will be revealed later this week

Something to do with test driving a M.G

Correct

Yes, I've also heard this, wonder if the Gale force winds will change the regard he is being held in at Windy Hill at the moment