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Postby once_were_warriors » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:07 pm

Media Park wrote:The pathetic gay jokes forum posters have levelled at England's Steve Davies- including some site moderators... :?



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:11 pm

mickey wrote:The price of admission to the Zoo.

$73.50 for 2 full paying adults, 1 child and 1 free kid....
Yeah I had a similar experience a few weeks ago. OUCH!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:43 pm

fish wrote:
mickey wrote:The price of admission to the Zoo.

$73.50 for 2 full paying adults, 1 child and 1 free kid....
Yeah I had a similar experience a few weeks ago. OUCH!


The good thing is using the current prices is that when miss 2yo turns into a paying customer entry for us will only cost $74...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:48 pm

Would have been cheaper to paint some black spots on a couple of polar bears ... who would have noticed anyway? :-??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lunchcutter » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:11 pm

people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:55 am

that i cant find a condom that fits.....
they are all too big and keep falling off :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:05 am

Johno6 wrote:that i cant find a condom that fits.....
they are all too big and keep falling off :?


:lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:14 am

Johno6 wrote:that i cant find a condom that fits.....
they are all too big and keep falling off :?


Cut the end off mate.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:13 pm

Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:02 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

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i also apologise....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:08 pm

Johno6 wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

regards,

REB



i also apologise....


I thought vulgarity is a form of humour?*


*That is of course if you find it funny. Like slap-stick, sit-coms etc etc.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:58 pm

Vulgarity is a way of life :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:58 pm

Quichey wrote:Vulgarity is a way of life :lol:


Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:49 am

People who take themselves WAY TOO SERIOUSLY and don't know how to have a laugh at life.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lunchcutter » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:17 pm

Johno6 wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

regards,

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i also apologise....


no need for you blokes to apologise unless you are in the habit of showing off your newly waxed spladge to any ramdom who wants to see it , also having joy in showing a manky rotton foot wound to people thinking that's funny too ... probably is but I would suggest to those of those less fortunates among us :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby OnSong » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:21 pm

Lunchcutter wrote:
Johno6 wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

regards,

REB



i also apologise....


no need for you blokes to apologise unless you are in the habit of showing off your newly waxed spladge to any ramdom who wants to see it , also having joy in showing a manky rotton foot wound to people thinking that's funny too ... probably is but I would suggest to those of those less fortunates among us :roll:

I have no idea what the hell this is about, but if you've got a rotten foot wound, I suggest seeing a doctor before it is amputated. Come to think of it, if your newly-waxed spladge also gets infected, also see a doctor, before it gets amputated.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:32 pm

Lunchcutter wrote:
Johno6 wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Lunchcutter wrote:people who resort to vulgarity as a form of humour ... FFS grow up :evil:


sorry! :oops:

regards,

REB



i also apologise....


no need for you blokes to apologise unless you are in the habit of showing off your newly waxed spladge to any ramdom who wants to see it , also having joy in showing a manky rotton foot wound to people thinking that's funny too ... probably is but I would suggest to those of those less fortunates among us :roll:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:33 pm

SPLADGE!

Hilarious. Word of the week!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:33 pm

whats a spladge??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:33 pm

Johno6 wrote:whats a spladge??


A squish mitten.
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