Things that make you laugh

[dedja]

That is so wrong ...

[Johno6]

This email my work mate got.. Classic


Hi Dear,

My name is Mrs. Samantha Vierra. I am 63 years old. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for charity/ motherless babies/less privileged in the world. I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation next week.

I got your contact from a business directory and picked you randomly for this project. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$9.8 Million dollars to you for the good work of God. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my health status also.

My family lawyer is aware of the fact that I will adjust my WILL as soon as you get back to me with your name and address, telephone and fax number, I will forward the bank statement of account to you and the lawyer so that he can contact the Bank where the $9.8M is deposited in a secure account and instruct them to immediately move the deposit to your address, bank or whichever way you deem appropriate to receive the deposit. I will inform them I have willed the funds to you so you will have full access to them with the deposit reference number: BARCSEC/DEPSX/190934/PPA. All I ask of you is to make sure that you use this money for the work of God and service to humanity. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. I wish you all the best and may the good God bless you abundantly as you work toward this humanitarian mission.

Lastly, I want you to pray for me regarding my health, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die, says the Lord: keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. I believe we serve the same God and that we are all going back to him when we die.
Respond immediately with your name, address, contact information and I will give you details to open up communication with the Bank and my Lawyer. May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, Amen. If you want to reply by email, you should send me an email to: samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Your sister in the lord
Mrs. Samantha Vierra
samanthavierra@afadmail.com

[Drop Bear]

This email my work mate got.. Classic


Hi Dear,

My name is Mrs. Samantha Vierra. I am 63 years old. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for charity/ motherless babies/less privileged in the world. I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation next week.

I got your contact from a business directory and picked you randomly for this project. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$9.8 Million dollars to you for the good work of God. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my health status also.

My family lawyer is aware of the fact that I will adjust my WILL as soon as you get back to me with your name and address, telephone and fax number, I will forward the bank statement of account to you and the lawyer so that he can contact the Bank where the $9.8M is deposited in a secure account and instruct them to immediately move the deposit to your address, bank or whichever way you deem appropriate to receive the deposit. I will inform them I have willed the funds to you so you will have full access to them with the deposit reference number: BARCSEC/DEPSX/190934/PPA. All I ask of you is to make sure that you use this money for the work of God and service to humanity. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. I wish you all the best and may the good God bless you abundantly as you work toward this humanitarian mission.

Lastly, I want you to pray for me regarding my health, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die, says the Lord: keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. I believe we serve the same God and that we are all going back to him when we die.
Respond immediately with your name, address, contact information and I will give you details to open up communication with the Bank and my Lawyer. May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, Amen. If you want to reply by email, you should send me an email to: samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Your sister in the lord
Mrs. Samantha Vierra
samanthavierra@afadmail.com

What a lucky man!!!!!

[Strawb]

This email my work mate got.. Classic


Hi Dear,

My name is Mrs. Samantha Vierra. I am 63 years old. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for charity/ motherless babies/less privileged in the world. I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation next week.

I got your contact from a business directory and picked you randomly for this project. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$9.8 Million dollars to you for the good work of God. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my health status also.

My family lawyer is aware of the fact that I will adjust my WILL as soon as you get back to me with your name and address, telephone and fax number, I will forward the bank statement of account to you and the lawyer so that he can contact the Bank where the $9.8M is deposited in a secure account and instruct them to immediately move the deposit to your address, bank or whichever way you deem appropriate to receive the deposit. I will inform them I have willed the funds to you so you will have full access to them with the deposit reference number: BARCSEC/DEPSX/190934/PPA. All I ask of you is to make sure that you use this money for the work of God and service to humanity. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. I wish you all the best and may the good God bless you abundantly as you work toward this humanitarian mission.

Lastly, I want you to pray for me regarding my health, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die, says the Lord: keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. I believe we serve the same God and that we are all going back to him when we die.
Respond immediately with your name, address, contact information and I will give you details to open up communication with the Bank and my Lawyer. May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, Amen. If you want to reply by email, you should send me an email to: samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Your sister in the lord
Mrs. Samantha Vierra
samanthavierra@afadmail.com

some people have all the luck. Congratulations
What a lucky man!!!!!

Some people have all the luck. Congratulations Now can i ask for a loan?

[White Line Fever]

This email my work mate got.. Classic


Hi Dear,

My name is Mrs. Samantha Vierra. I am 63 years old. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for charity/ motherless babies/less privileged in the world. I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation next week.

I got your contact from a business directory and picked you randomly for this project. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$9.8 Million dollars to you for the good work of God. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my health status also.

My family lawyer is aware of the fact that I will adjust my WILL as soon as you get back to me with your name and address, telephone and fax number, I will forward the bank statement of account to you and the lawyer so that he can contact the Bank where the $9.8M is deposited in a secure account and instruct them to immediately move the deposit to your address, bank or whichever way you deem appropriate to receive the deposit. I will inform them I have willed the funds to you so you will have full access to them with the deposit reference number: BARCSEC/DEPSX/190934/PPA. All I ask of you is to make sure that you use this money for the work of God and service to humanity. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. I wish you all the best and may the good God bless you abundantly as you work toward this humanitarian mission.

Lastly, I want you to pray for me regarding my health, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die, says the Lord: keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. I believe we serve the same God and that we are all going back to him when we die.
Respond immediately with your name, address, contact information and I will give you details to open up communication with the Bank and my Lawyer. May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, Amen. If you want to reply by email, you should send me an email to: samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Your sister in the lord
Mrs. Samantha Vierra
samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Are you kidding.... ummm SCAM

[smac]

The "work of God" involves a lot of drinking and debauchery, you know?

[Johno6]

Are you kidding.... ummm SCAM

If someone needed you to point out it was a scam then i think they are in for a very unfortunate future on the internet

[White Line Fever]

Are you kidding.... ummm SCAM

If someone needed you to point out it was a scam then i think they are in for a very unfortunate future on the internet

Just looking out for ya

I've seen some pearlers in my time.
Carsales.com guy tryed to sell a car listed in Adelaide and the email thread i saw was great... people are starting to go to great lengths to rip people off.
Scary stuff.

[Lightning McQueen]

Little Mr 5 y.o during our power outage last night. "Dad, when are they going to turn the powerpoint back on, I'm hot"

[spell_check]

[Media Park]

My hard-at-it workmate discovering GoAnimate.com, and making a very humourous 2 minute animation of me and my missus at work...

Will post a link if I can work out how.

[Dutchy]

[Big Phil]

Channel 9 losing sound 'due to technical difficulties' right as the Potty mouth Pom's (Gordon Ramsey) show is about to begin

[GWW]

Animal voiceovers..

http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

[spell_check]

[RustyCage]

Neg's Urban Sports

[smithy]

This email my work mate got.. Classic


Hi Dear,

My name is Mrs. Samantha Vierra. I am 63 years old. I am a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have to you for charity/ motherless babies/less privileged in the world. I was diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago. I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for good work of God. I have asked God to forgive me and believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation next week.

I got your contact from a business directory and picked you randomly for this project. I decided to WILL/donate the sum of US$9.8 Million dollars to you for the good work of God. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to the fact that my relatives (That have squandered the funds I gave them for this purpose before) are around me and my health status also.

My family lawyer is aware of the fact that I will adjust my WILL as soon as you get back to me with your name and address, telephone and fax number, I will forward the bank statement of account to you and the lawyer so that he can contact the Bank where the $9.8M is deposited in a secure account and instruct them to immediately move the deposit to your address, bank or whichever way you deem appropriate to receive the deposit. I will inform them I have willed the funds to you so you will have full access to them with the deposit reference number: BARCSEC/DEPSX/190934/PPA. All I ask of you is to make sure that you use this money for the work of God and service to humanity. I know I don't know you but I have been directed to do this by God. I wish you all the best and may the good God bless you abundantly as you work toward this humanitarian mission.

Lastly, I want you to pray for me regarding my health, because I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without God in one's life is vanity upon vanity. If you have to die, says the Lord: keep fit and I will give you the crown of life. I believe we serve the same God and that we are all going back to him when we die.
Respond immediately with your name, address, contact information and I will give you details to open up communication with the Bank and my Lawyer. May the Grace of our Lord, the love of God, and the sweet fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, Amen. If you want to reply by email, you should send me an email to: samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Your sister in the lord
Mrs. Samantha Vierra
samanthavierra@afadmail.com

Are you kidding.... ummm SCAM

Where is Dogwatcher when you need him.

[Columbo]

Who wants to be a Millionaire randomly appearing on the screen over Jane Reilly's shoulder as she read the weather on Ch 10 news tonight.
They quickly cut to something else then came back on an extreme close up of Jane as she was talking about the sky cam pic of the cloudless sky that we couldn't see!

[mighty_tiger_79]

Who wants to be a Millionaire randomly appearing on the screen over Jane Reilly's shoulder as she read the weather on Ch 10 news tonight.
They quickly cut to something else then came back on an extreme close up of Jane as she was talking about the sky cam pic of the cloudless sky that we couldn't see!

had that on the tv, a mate mentioned it so we were watching to see if it would come back on !!!!

obviously keeping an eye on the opposition

[Brucetiki]

The first NHL goalie fight in 4 years lasting one punch!