Dear Dr REB....

[Dogwatcher]

Why can't we be friends, why cant we be friends...

Cos you barrack for Centrals.

regards,

Dr REB

That's the way, ah ha, I like it.

[valleys07]

Dear Dr. REB,

Im having concerns at the moment, all my fellow forwards seem to be playing consistently well but i cant seem to find any form. Even Benny Mcevoy was getting cheered by the crowd on sunday. REB, i feel if my form doesnt pick up soon, im going to lose my spot for the finals, do you have any pointers?

Regards,

Kosi

[OnSong]

Dear Dr REB,

Since playing Collingwood, we seem to be unable to kick the simplest of goals. We fear me may have caught something from Travis Cloke.

From

The Adelaide Football Team

Dear Blackbird.

You are under the mistaken belief that there is something wrong. Keep up the good work I say and kick as many behinds as possible. I wish there were more clubs like you.

regards,

Dr REB

Dear Dr REB,

On recent research, it seems we are yet to play Collingwood this year. Is it possible Cameron Mooney's 'yips' are contagious?

From

The Adelaide Football Team

[Media Park]

Dear Dr REB.

After supporting Geelong for a number of years, I have begun to enjoy barracking for supporters with bald heads.

After the recent defection of GAJ, and with the likelihood of Chappy copping a club imposed suspension, it seems that my club will be sans all bald players, unless David Johnson makes a miraculous return to the fold.

Is following Melbourne my only hope for bald-headed salvation?

Regards,

Media Park.

[Strawb]

Dr. REB I need your help quick. I recently left my club looking for a greater challenge. Since moving up north I am always having to wear a cap to keep my head from getting sunburnt. But I was wondering can I come around and have a beer with you and watch my old team mates play football?
Signed
Gaz

[dedja]

Dear Dr REB,

Why is it that Shaun Tait bowls only about 6 overs each season and gets paid more than everyone else in the Redback's side, even those that play every game.

Why is his hourly rate on his CA contract much more than any other player?

Cheers,
Dedj

[Phantom Gossiper]

classic thread!!

[Media Park]

:lol: classic thread!!

just wait for the replies bro

[Strawb]

:lol: classic thread!!

just wait for the replies bro

waiting for this doctor can sometimes seem like waiting for a real doctor only this one has older magazines and better service.

[Thiele]

BUMP

Dear DR REB

How can we be 40 points up against the new boys and still loose. Even the time keepers tried to help us.

Sign Matty

[dedja]

LOL, what 33 seconds?

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr. REB,

Im having concerns at the moment, all my fellow forwards seem to be playing consistently well but i cant seem to find any form. Even Benny Mcevoy was getting cheered by the crowd on sunday. REB, i feel if my form doesnt pick up soon, im going to lose my spot for the finals, do you have any pointers?

Regards,

Kosi

Dear Spud.

Stay out of fish and chip shops as you might end up in hot water.....and hot oil. I'm not sure why you aren't feeling well because you are being paid well to do bugger all. I have prescribed you some sugar pills because clearly the concrete pills I've had you on have not had the desired effect. Try not to fall over when you take them.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

On recent research, it seems we are yet to play Collingwood this year. Is it possible Cameron Mooney's 'yips' are contagious?

From

The Adelaide Football Team

Dear Road Carrion.

You are right to be concerned as yes the Yips are contagious. . It will take the contagious to eradicate this debilitating condition.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB.

After supporting Geelong for a number of years, I have begun to enjoy barracking for supporters with bald heads.

After the recent defection of GAJ, and with the likelihood of Chappy copping a club imposed suspension, it seems that my club will be sans all bald players, unless David Johnson makes a miraculous return to the fold.

Is following Melbourne my only hope for bald-headed salvation?

Regards,

Media Park.

Dear Nude Nut Lover.

You've got it all wrong. You re supposed to barrack for Players and Teams, not supporters. A lifetime of following the South Adelaide Panthers and 1970's rock bands has made you confused and dillusional. You should be worried about this because it's more than a feeling. Rest assured the mighty Cats still have a bald wonder even though the bald faced liar went north to count the coin. Stay away from Carlunga for a few weeks and tune into some Cat games.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

Dr. REB I need your help quick. I recently left my club looking for a greater challenge. Since moving up north I am always having to wear a cap to keep my head from getting sunburnt. But I was wondering can I come around and have a beer with you and watch my old team mates play football?
Signed
Gaz

Dear Traitor.

I am choosy who I drink with so the answer is no.

regards,

Dr REB

[dedja]

LOL, the Doc is in da house ...

[Rik E Boy]

Dear Dr REB,

Why is it that Shaun Tait bowls only about 6 overs each season and gets paid more than everyone else in the Redback's side, even those that play every game.

Why is his hourly rate on his CA contract much more than any other player?

Cheers,
Dedj

Dear Cricket Fan.

I suggest you watch the game more closely. When Shaun Tait bowls an over he is sending down 27 deliveries. This means he actually bowls a massive 24 or 25 overs a season. For real bowlers this wouldn't present much of a problem but Shaun's ungainly stooping action means that he is likely to break down at any moment. Cricket Australia has paid so much money to Tait to prevent future legal action when he finally breaks down. I know this as I was the Doctor who gave Shaun his physical. After five minutes I called in all of my network of colleagues to record a rare medical oddity. As a result of my examination I found that Shaun is the first fast bowler in the history of the sport to represent Australia without a heart. I suggest you read my ground breaking article in The Lancet for more information.

regards,

Dr REB

[Rik E Boy]

BUMP

Dear DR REB

How can we be 40 points up against the new boys and still loose. Even the time keepers tried to help us.

Sign Matty

Dear Matthew.

All is well old chap keep up the good work. Now that we have our Redleg men on the inside we have finally brought down the Port empire that ruled us all from 1988-2004. You will have to have a word with those time keepers though as some of them might remember Bob Quinn or Foster Williams. Don't worry Matt the cheque from the AFL will be in the mail (I believe they sent another one to Mr Voss last night) so you can shout me cognac or two at the country club old boy. I'll give you a tin of snuff for that nasty bump you have.

regards,

Dr REB

[stan]

Dear Dr. REB,

The AFL told me to make sure the Gold Coast win at all costs and I have already done my bit to make sure this happens, but the AFL then pretended that they didnt ask me to do this? What I am supposed to do, I was supposed to get well for this!

Regards,

White, Green, Red and Orange maggots.

[Strawb]

Dear Dr. REB.
I just signed on with a new club and need a C.H.F should I get one from my old club or look elsewhere. And If I get my Old club's C.H.F what should I offer him
Signed
M.M