Things that give you the sh1ts

[JAS]

Every man and his dog ringing us to find out if they have flood cover.

Read your policies people!

and to think Adelaide will NEVER flood, as the only threat to houses would be to those that live within proximity of the Torrens or a reservoir.

We're no Brisbane...

Don't you dare start tempting fate until I've been and gone

It's probably that kinda talk that upset the big-G in the first place and started your floods and plagues

Regards
JAS

[Bully]

Every man and his dog ringing us to find out if they have flood cover.

Read your policies people!

and to think Adelaide will NEVER flood, as the only threat to houses would be to those that live within proximity of the Torrens or a reservoir.

We're no Brisbane...

and we are no adelaide up here in Brisbane

[dedja]

Every man and his dog ringing us to find out if they have flood cover.

Read your policies people!

and to think Adelaide will NEVER flood, as the only threat to houses would be to those that live within proximity of the Torrens or a reservoir.

We're no Brisbane...

Sorry, what a dumb post.

So people should just assume that their house is covered just to save you answering a few phone calls???

Policy details are not easy to read or not readily available for some.

So if I pay around $1000 per year I'm not entitled to ring you???

And there are enough houses in Adelaide that can flood ... not as many in Brisbane but so what, losing your house is not something to @%#& with.

FFS.

[Thiele]

That the night session of the tennis is delayed

[Bum Crack]

Maria Sharapova. That groaning and carrying on pisses me off something shocking. Monica Seles has a lot to answer for

[Footy Chick]

Every man and his dog ringing us to find out if they have flood cover.

Read your policies people!

and to think Adelaide will NEVER flood, as the only threat to houses would be to those that live within proximity of the Torrens or a reservoir.

We're no Brisbane...

Sorry, what a dumb post.

So people should just assume that their house is covered just to save you answering a few phone calls???

Policy details are not easy to read or not readily available for some.

So if I pay around $1000 per year I'm not entitled to ring you???

And there are enough houses in Adelaide that can flood ... not as many in Brisbane but so what, losing your house is not something to @%#& with.

FFS.

Finished having a crack Dedha? Each to their own mate but you've just accused me of not giving a shite and don't think for a minute I don't take this seriously, however, if people took the time to read policies they would have their answers - in plain english.

What Adelaide people fail to realise is that we don't live on the Great dividing range, we happen to live in the driest state in the driest country in the world so we are never going to be subject to anywhere near the amount of rainfall that Brisbane get, so bar those people that live on the Pat or by the Torrents or right next to a reservoir, your chances mass inundation Brisbane style is next to nix
Insurance companies send copies of policies and Product disclosure statements every year, which you should be keeping in a safe place as it is your proof of insurance, so yes, it should be readily available to you.

Mind you, I guess having people call and telling them they are covered is better than actually having a flood and telling people the're NOT covered. A girl that used to work with us moved to Brisbane and works for the RACQ. Her dept took 4700 calls the next day and by the end of the day she was in tears because she just had to keep telling people "sorry but we don't cover flood"


PS: Dedja - can I grab your number so I can call you and ask you the same question every 5 minutes. Not that it particularly gives me the shits but lets' face it, you'd find it a bit monotonus too after the first couple of days.

[dedja]

LOL, nevermind, you still don't get it.

I'm actually on leave at the moment but still answer my mobile so happy for you to call every 5 mins.

[mickey]

Hope the pumps down the port dont fail during the next king tide, especially if its raining.....

Half of Port Adelaide will flood...

[dedja]

Don't worry mickey, FC says you'll be fine ... chill out.

[Footy Chick]

Don't worry mickey, FC says you'll be fine ... chill out.

smartass

In fact you'll be screwed because a lot of companies don't cover actions of the sea unless it's caused by a storm or a tsunami

[bayman]

Maria Sharapova. That groaning and carrying on pisses me off something shocking. Monica Seles has a lot to answer for

i wouldn't mind maria groaning & grunting underneath me

[dedja]

Don't worry mickey, FC says you'll be fine ... chill out.

smartass

In fact you'll be screwed because a lot of companies don't cover actions of the sea unless it's caused by a storm or a tsunami

OK, truce then ...

Good to see your piss-o-meter is still working.

[dedja]

Maria Sharapova. That groaning and carrying on pisses me off something shocking. Monica Seles has a lot to answer for

i wouldn't mind maria groaning & grunting underneath me

LOL, what do you tip the scales at these days?

[Footy Chick]

Don't worry mickey, FC says you'll be fine ... chill out.

smartass

In fact you'll be screwed because a lot of companies don't cover actions of the sea unless it's caused by a storm or a tsunami

OK, truce then ...

Good to see your piss-o-meter is still working.

Back in the early days of SA Footy, we used to recommend that everyone had Sarcasm detector v7 installed

[dedja]

must be a Microsoft product because it rarely works for some ...

[mickey]

The new structure for the monday night poker tournament at the casino...

[mickey]

Francis Awaritefe, is a wanker, always has been always will be...........

[Bully]

i think its the case up here in brisbane that the insurance mobs are seeing they will go under if they claim all the claims that will be coming in hence the reason they are saying no to a flood but yes to a storm. I havent got flood protection but im in springwood about 20kms from the brisbane CBD and it doesnt flood here no rivers for it to flood.

But i can imagine people taking the calls up here for flood claims and having to tell everyone no we dont cover you and breaking down in tears knowing all the families that have lost everything.

SUncorp is the ONLY insurance mob up here in QLD that covers floods and storms. They will be having a few new customers now i would assume.

[Mr Beefy]

i think its the case up here in brisbane that the insurance mobs are seeing they will go under if they claim all the claims that will be coming in hence the reason they are saying no to a flood but yes to a storm. I havent got flood protection but im in springwood about 20kms from the brisbane CBD and it doesnt flood here no rivers for it to flood.

But i can imagine people taking the calls up here for flood claims and having to tell everyone no we dont cover you and breaking down in tears knowing all the families that have lost everything.

SUncorp is the ONLY insurance mob up here in QLD that covers floods and storms. They will be having a few new customers now i would assume.

I'm sure they have their own "re-insurance" with someone like Lloyds of London so I doubt they would go under

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