Para Districts Cricket Association 2010-11

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LM - McKenzie market now we are at half way?

Catchit would be the favourite IMO!

Others that come to mind

Leo
J Carmen
Jimmy
McInnes
Bascombe
Sibbick

D.Jenner would be a good bet also at odds.

Your missing that Brown character from the Lodge aswell aren't you? That Cree lad chats to the umpires a lot, he might be a darkie.

I assure you that anything i am saying to the umps is not helping my chance of winning anything..

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Yeah Cree i like

Brown has zero chance

as gunnerson pointed out... 114 runs and 9 wickets... zero chance...

you might be a chance tho.

[duck-mann]

I assure you that anything i am saying to the umps is not helping my chance of winning anything..

but if he took his sunnies off he'd know who you are

[SmithyOTH]

I would of done the set but after 6 i heard a voice come from square leg and realised it was russel...game over... hahaha

i cant believe how easy it was for me to get you.
Russ was not happy lol

I couldnt believe you took advantage of a injured man You dont park in disable car parks i hope?
And yeah russ was filthy...i couldnt imagine what he would of said if merlins finger went up first ball

i was fielding at mid on and Russ was at square leg, i just heard "oh FFS Benny" lol

it took the pain away from my bruise for about 13 seconds

[SmithyOTH]

Front foot...and 1 above the waste...we nearly got the batsmen with the old..next ball is a free hit..he had to ask the umpire..

haha, he had only played 2 games this year, thank god he asked instead of just stepping back and having a swing

[ibowlpies]

$90 for a few hours work should be pretty inviting, clubs are paying decent coin each week so they deserve satisfactory umpiring, mistakes will be made still but there needs to be a line in the sand for what is acceptable.

Talk to few ex-umpires on the odd occasion, the money is not the issue, more so the lack of respect shown them by a minority of players which takes the enjoyment out of the job.
Get that out of the game and recruiting umpires would not be a problem.

good point.. i am one of those people that sometimes make the job hard for the umpires.. its hard because no one goes out there to make mistakes, but not knowing the rules or blatantly missing something because you are getting older are the two main problems.

Questioning the umpire isn't good at any time, we know that, but when guys are doing it week in week out then they deserve to be told that they are getting it wrong.

Umps do make mistakes. have u eva been daydreaming at square leg, missing a run out only to look up n see the batsman standing in his crease after a very quick piece of work by the keeper after a leg side wide. I HAVE. sorry bout that 1 okc.... i have a self imposed square leg ump ban now, wont happen again merlin on the other hand is a paid umpire with loads of experience and his performance against PG was the worst i have eva seen, still furious bout that 1 and from wot i have read here this is the norm for him... this should be addressed by PDCA and not brushed over

[SmithyOTH]

that was just a freakish bit of keeping that went un rewarded lol. I dont think many square leg umpires would have expected that

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Umps do make mistakes. have u eva been daydreaming at square leg, missing a run out only to look up n see batsman standing in his crease after a very quick piece of work by the keeper after a leg side wide. I HAVE. sorry bout that 1 okc.... i have a self imposed square leg ump ban now, wont happen again

Bahahahaha, the difference between you and 'umpires' are that you admitted you were wrong!! Which they never seem to do.

But yes... i was robbed

[ibowlpies]

Umps do make mistakes. have u eva been daydreaming at square leg, missing a run out only to look up n see batsman standing in his crease after a very quick piece of work by the keeper after a leg side wide. I HAVE. sorry bout that 1 okc.... i have a self imposed square leg ump ban now, wont happen again

Bahahahaha, the difference between you and 'umpires' are that you admitted you were wrong!! Which they never seem to do.

But yes... i was robbed

didnt expect that at all to be honest, trying to decide whether to go the chicken parmy or burger with the lot for dinner

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didnt expect that at all to be honest, trying to decide whether to go the chicken parmy or burger with the lot for dinner

What did you get haha

[ibowlpies]

didnt expect that at all to be honest, trying to decide whether to go the chicken parmy or burger with the lot for dinner

What did you get haha

Parmy hold the salad

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didnt expect that at all to be honest, trying to decide whether to go the chicken parmy or burger with the lot for dinner

What did you get haha

Parmy hold the salad

Looks like you made a good choice, all is forgiven.

[broca011]

He went alright...he got me dragged

being a left hander is about all I did to get you dragged, great line to a righty though no wonder your hammy was sore, after bowling so many 8 ball overs

did end up with one of the most interesting fields Ive ever batted with though... 3 guys at midwicket i think it was

So... nothing has changed catchit??? You still can't bowl to left handers or to your field!!!! Or did you get confused to who you were bowling to...???

[catchit]

He went alright...he got me dragged

being a left hander is about all I did to get you dragged, great line to a righty though no wonder your hammy was sore, after bowling so many 8 ball overs

did end up with one of the most interesting fields Ive ever batted with though... 3 guys at midwicket i think it was

So... nothing has changed catchit??? You still can't bowl to left handers or to your field!!!! Or did you get confused to who you were bowling to...???

usualy dont mind left handers but prob been 2 years since i have bowled about 18 balls to a lefty... shocking effort... quite easily could mistake duckman for you..the thing that gave it away was the duckman didnt come on and bowl me half vollies on off stump

[duck-mann]

So... nothing has changed catchit??? You still can't bowl to left handers or to your field!!!! Or did you get confused to who you were bowling to...???

usualy dont mind left handers but prob been 2 years since i have bowled about 18 balls to a lefty... shocking effort... quite easily could mistake duckman for you..the thing that gave it away was the duckman didnt come on and bowl me half vollies on off stump

the captain reckons I was penciled in for an over or 2 you guys just didnt take long enough to chase the score.

[duck-mann]

So... nothing has changed catchit??? You still can't bowl to left handers or to your field!!!! Or did you get confused to who you were bowling to...???

usualy dont mind left handers but prob been 2 years since i have bowled about 18 balls to a lefty... shocking effort... quite easily could mistake duckman for you..the thing that gave it away was the duckman didnt come on and bowl me half vollies on off stump

"the thing that gave it away was" that duck-mann batted above 10, which broca011 wouldnt have

[catchit]

He went alright...he got me dragged

being a left hander is about all I did to get you dragged, great line to a righty though no wonder your hammy was sore, after bowling so many 8 ball overs

did end up with one of the most interesting fields Ive ever batted with though... 3 guys at midwicket i think it was

So... nothing has changed catchit??? You still can't bowl to left handers or to your field!!!! Or did you get confused to who you were bowling to...???

Oh and the duckman can catch

[duck-mann]

Oh and the duckman can catch

just quietly... ... ... .. ....

How good was that catch

[catchit]

Oh and the duckman can catch

just quietly... ... ... .. ....

How good was that catch

Just quietly it was a ripper...i was at square and soon as duane smashed it i thought 6 bits easily...cracking shot and the catch was even better...how far off the line did you end up?

[Thats Gold]

I'm just waiting on the Sewell vs Hanson H2H and I'll post this weeks cyber bet results.

Come on Oz the suspense is killing me......how many runs did Willie Sewell make if he played at all?
My treble hangs on this one result.