Things that make you laugh

[CK]

The Wikileaks HQ:

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/galleries/gallery-e6frecgc-1225968551544?page=1

WTF?? Does this bloke think he's some kind of superhero?

pretty sweet office though...

[redden whites]

The Crows massive loss hidden away in the back blocks of the sports section and capataincy
announcement beautifully timed to deflect attention

[nuggety goodness]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/818274 ... read-knife

He will recover from his injuries, but will remain a eunuch for life

HAHA!

[Drop Bear]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8182740/dad-castrates-teens-boyfriend-with-bread-knife

He will recover from his injuries, but will remain a eunuch for life

HAHA!

Bit extreme, but well played!!

[JAS]

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8182740/dad-castrates-teens-boyfriend-with-bread-knife

He will recover from his injuries, but will remain a eunuch for life

HAHA!

Bit extreme, but well played!!

Have to say I agree after reading the age difference.

I think charging him with attempted murder is a bit excessive..would have thought it should be AOABH or their equiv.

Regards
JAS

[JAS]

The headline just read out on the BBC radio news...

"The Government has announced it can make cuts in the NHS without hitting patients"



Regards
JAS

[Magpiespower]

Overheard this brief exchange in Circular Quay yesterday...

BLOKE: Who's that black chick?
BLOKE'S WIFE: Oprah.

[Media Park]

[Psyber]

The Crows massive loss hidden away in the back blocks of the sports section and captaincy
announcement beautifully timed to deflect attention

You haven't read the report apparently.
The "loss" appears, from my reading of it, to be generated by specific planned capital expenditures included in this year's returns, and to be an accounting loss not a recurring operating loss like the Power's.

[JAS]

Yep I've been watching one of those 'weird stuff on the web' type tv shows again

Have YOU been abducted by aliens...take the abduction test to find out for sure...

http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/weird9/new_page_17.htm

...if you have or you don't want to be abducted in the first place then you need to get/make yourself one of these...

http://www.stopabductions.com/
(check out 'alien weaknesses' and 'testimonials' from the index )

Regards
JAS

[Phantom Gossiper]

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*NOTE* contains sexual references

[fisho mcspaz]

haha walruses

they lkook like people* but with no legs





*only the ones with moustaches

[Strawb]

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*NOTE* contains sexual references

HAHAHA love the people taking pics

[Pidge]

People, when putting items up ready to be scanned at supermarkets..

They stand their bottles of soft drink up.

As the belt moves them toward the checkout operater, it suddenly stops and the drinks fall over.

Surely, by now people would have realised it is best to put them down to stop them falling over?

[A Mum]

People, when putting items up ready to be scanned at supermarkets..

They stand their bottles of soft drink up.

As the belt moves them toward the checkout operater, it suddenly stops and the drinks fall over.

Surely, by now people would have realised it is best to put them down to stop them falling over?

Yep know exactly what you mean.
I lay mine down - and when I see people standing them up I think - oopsie daisy here we go

[Lightning McQueen]

People, when putting items up ready to be scanned at supermarkets..

They stand their bottles of soft drink up.

As the belt moves them toward the checkout operater, it suddenly stops and the drinks fall over.

Surely, by now people would have realised it is best to put them down to stop them falling over?

Yep know exactly what you mean.
I lay mine down - and when I see people standing them up I think - oopsie daisy here we go

I stand mine up and put them on first, I just then make sure I have heavy items leaning against them right behind them.

[Drop Bear]

People, when putting items up ready to be scanned at supermarkets..

They stand their bottles of soft drink up.

As the belt moves them toward the checkout operater, it suddenly stops and the drinks fall over.

Surely, by now people would have realised it is best to put them down to stop them falling over?

Yep know exactly what you mean.
I lay mine down - and when I see people standing them up I think - oopsie daisy here we go

I stand mine up and put them on first, I just then make sure I have heavy items leaning against them right behind them.

I buy cans

[mighty_tiger_79]

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/sout ... 5972559227

[Lightning McQueen]

I buy cans

I love cans.........mmmmmmmm.

[Iron Fist]

I buy cans

I love cans.........mmmmmmmm. (PHOTO OF THE CANS U LOVE SHOULD BE ATTACHED)