3rd Ashes Test - WACA

[westozfalcon]

If the selection doesn't bring immediate results the headline could be..

'Aussie selectors lack bottle; Beer canned after one Test'

[Media Park]

Please, new thread for the Beer jokes...

[cripple]

Received this via email from a mate.



Fox Sports 3’s Inside Cricket last night, transcript:
Brendan Julian “So where do we go from here boys, Junior what do you reckon?”
Mark Waugh “Mate if I was a selector there are at least five, maybe six, of those blokes who’d be looking for something to do next week, because they wouldn’t be playing cricket in Perth.”
Damien Fleming “Such as?”
Waugh “Mate, Doherty for a start. I mean jeez, we’ve picked a bloke because we don’t know who our spinner should be. Should we seriously pick a guy who has played 10 state level tests in his life to go up against Pietersen, Cooke and those guys?”
Julian “Bit harsh”
Waugh “Bit harsh? He was chucking that many pies at Pietersen he may as well have opened a bakery on days 2 and 3.”
Fleming “North?”
Waugh “Gone”
Julian “Bollinger? Siddle?”
Waugh “Gone”
Gladstone Small “ Can I interrupt for a minute?”
Waugh “No”
Julian “Junior is on a bit of a roll here Stone”
Waugh “No I mean fair go, we’ve got it wrong here. If I’m the only bloke not happy that we’ve been rolled for an innings and 70 odd runs on a runway of a pitch and that lets be honest we’re going to have a summer of the poms handing us our **** in this series then fair go boys, something’s wrong here. What’s Clarke doing after getting out? He’s on twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there’d be hell to pay. AB would chuck his twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? *expletive*

On tonights inside cricket, this above statement has been confirmed as BS. That said, M Waugh said a few of his mates were congratulating him on its content, but he did not utter those words

[Lightning McQueen]

Please, new thread for the Beer jokes...

Yeah, gone a bit off tap.

[Dogwatcher]

We might have to bar further such jokes.

[Mythical Creature]

We might have to bar further such jokes.

I agree, these jokes must surely be a bit bitter by now.

[pmackk]

Getting a bit old i say.

[nuggety goodness]

they should be brought to a head, some are extremely pour...

[Drop Bear]

Definately turning this thread into a fizzer.

[Dogwatcher]

Wow! Two and a half pages of bad Beer puns.

[Mythical Creature]

Its all a bit ruey.

[nuggety goodness]

i'm feeling a little seedy from all the Beer jokes

[Booney]

FFS lads, put a lid on it!

[piccachu]

plenty of super dry humour on tap here

[Lightning McQueen]

I can't see what all the fuss is about, Beer's uncapped at this stage.

[Mr Beefy]

Bring back Peter Toohey.

Rats, i was going to post that

Maybe you should've thought of Michael Foster from Victoria?

Bugger them, bring back Keith Miller

[Mr Beefy]

Perhaps we could've had Beer and Lion Nathan Hauritz bowling in tandem

[Lightning McQueen]

Perhaps we could've had Beer and Lion Nathan Hauritz bowling in tandem

Which one from the west end?

[Mr Beefy]

Perhaps we could've had Beer and Lion Nathan Hauritz bowling in tandem

Which one from the west end?

I think I'd prefer Beer into the breezer

[Lightning McQueen]

Perhaps we could've had Beer and Lion Nathan Hauritz bowling in tandem

Which one from the west end?

I think I'd prefer Beer into the breezer

Lion Nathan gets more drift when there's a draught.