Things that give you the sh1ts

[Media Park]

Drink being purposefully tipped over you? Every second saturday night for me bro...

Well stop grabbing their boyfriend's arses parky.

regards,

REB

My pick up line (delivered to the ladies) "Nice shoes, wanna ****!" never seemed to go down to well REB...

[JAS]

Drink being purposefully tipped over you? Every second saturday night for me bro...

Well stop grabbing their boyfriend's arses parky.

regards,

REB

My pick up line (delivered to the ladies) "Nice shoes, wanna ****!" never seemed to go down to well REB...

I think we're really starting to get to the crux of your problem now.

You have the whole 'I could be mistaken for KP in a police line-up' thing going but added to that there's now the drunk shoe fettishist approach...well I'm afraid that's pretty much guaranteed to set of a girl's weirdo radar At least it's drink they're throwing at you and not pepper spray.

Regards
JAS

[Media Park]

I know JAS... And to think, I recently had to refuse a few females who had come at me romantically...

[Dutchy]

Trying to get a beer in the new members at Adelaide Oval...10 deep queues at every bar

Level 2 Members Bar - once you in you can turn around and get a beer in 10 seconds flat, they were stupidly over staffed in there on Friday, its holds 250 people and there was 20+ staff behind the bar

[CK]

A.B (and I don't mean Allan Border)

If that is giving you trouble, FC, there are Circle Pro's and Sculptors that can assist with this, so I'm told.

[Brucetiki]

Channel 10 putting on a random repeat episode of Glee tonight

[JAS]

I know JAS... And to think, I recently had to refuse a few females who had come at me romantically...

Oh geez...you mean we have to add 'picky' to the list now as well

Regards
JAS

[Ian]

Getting hot and cold sweats, headaches and a chesty cough in summer

[smac]

Getting hot and cold sweats, headaches and a chesty cough in summer

Sounds like menopause mate.

[nuggety goodness]

Getting hot and cold sweats, headaches and a chesty cough in summer

Sounds like menopause mate.

MANopause.....

[Ian]

[Drop Bear]

All this ******* rain.

[fish]

I know JAS... And to think, I recently had to refuse a few females who had come at me romantically...

Oh geez...you mean we have to add 'picky' to the list now as well

Regards
JAS

Nothing wrong with being picky JAS - it's worked for me. Oh, hang on, no it hasn't.

[auto]

when there's an awesome electrical storm and its 10 km's away

[CK]

Selfishness.

[Rik E Boy]

Short sighted management.

Here we are in a customer service industry and our employers don't provide professional development, flexible working hours and don't replace staff.

******* laughable.

regards,

REB

[Gingernuts]

Truck drivers not using arrestor beds.

That's what they are there for FFS.

[JAS]

The idiots that phone radio stations complaining and whinging and blaming the council/emergency serivces/government etc about flooding on roads and streets. Well no sh*t Sherlock...that's what happens when the temperature jumps nearly 20 degrees overnight from around -10C to +10C...it's called a T-H-A-W

But don't worry numpty it's only supposed to last a few days before it freezes again...maybe if you actually tried adjusting your driving to suit the conditions you'd have an easier time of it.

Regards
JAS

[Media Park]

Hangovers.

[dedja]

The Oprah circus ...