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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:20 am

mickey wrote:Being on the wrong end of a dodgy river card when playing poker... :Hangman:


Hmm, had some of the worst (and most expensive) beats in the last month or so I've had in all my time of playing Poker .. Tough at the time, but Im alright with the fact that over the course of time you play the percentages and finish better off.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:49 am

i mainly play tourneys on pokerstars and i agree going into the last card its

PITY THE FOOL SUCKER at the monitor and working out where the pot will put u in terms of ranking only to be booted out!!!!

Dunno if thats worse or being protested against and losing at the gallops
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:41 am

mickey wrote:Being on the wrong end of a dodgy river card when playing poker... :Hangman:


LMAO since reading this, I've been Rivered FUBAR style 3 of 5 games tonight .. Im blaming you for this mate ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:45 am

Constance_Perm wrote:
mickey wrote:Being on the wrong end of a dodgy river card when playing poker... :Hangman:


LMAO since reading this, I've been Rivered FUBAR style 3 of 5 games tonight .. Im blaming you for this mate ;)


4 of 5 .. In the words of Lloyd Bridges .. "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:09 am

Being taken for granted by someone who just expected me to be available tomorrow without bothering to ask. Even though I had no plans I said no on principle. Ask me next time mate!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:05 am

Rik E Boy wrote:Being taken for granted by someone who just expected me to be available tomorrow without bothering to ask. Even though I had no plans I said no on principle. Ask me next time mate!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Plumb » Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:10 am

Being at work instead of being at the Test match! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:13 am

Plumb wrote:Being at work instead of being at the Test match! :evil:


The way we're playing atm shouldn't this something you rate :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:19 am

Plumb wrote:Being at work instead of being at the Test match! :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:25 pm

Sydney people. One wonders how they manage to get through life with thier heads up their arse'.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dogwatcher » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:29 pm

This will make LM laugh:

Mel's been encouraging me to go to the Test as a bit of a stress breaker.
But...I can't because I've had to work here the extra two days as one of our journos is having a boys trip with some mates.
Anyway, I get a phone call from the brother in law this morning, "are you able to come to the cricket today? I've got a ticket spare."
"No mate, I can't, because Brad's got the day off today and I need to be here."
Silence on the end of the line...
"Oh yeah."
It was my brother in law that organised the boys weekend for Brad!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:46 pm

Dogwatcher wrote:This will make LM laugh:

Mel's been encouraging me to go to the Test as a bit of a stress breaker.
But...I can't because I've had to work here the extra two days as one of our journos is having a boys trip with some mates.
Anyway, I get a phone call from the brother in law this morning, "are you able to come to the cricket today? I've got a ticket spare."
"No mate, I can't, because Brad's got the day off today and I need to be here."
Silence on the end of the line...
"Oh yeah."
It was my brother in law that organised the boys weekend for Brad!

Thanks very much brother in law.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:14 pm

Hmmm... :-? maybe this will will work LM...

Q: Why is diahorrea genetic?

A: Because it runs in your jeans 8)

=)) eh? eh? how's that? :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:16 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Hmmm... :-? maybe this will will work LM...

Q: Why is diahorrea genetic?

A: Because it runs in your jeans 8)

=)) eh? eh? how's that? :D


Good work, when in doubt, bring out a poo joke. Especially a poo with no brakes one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:25 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Hmmm... :-? maybe this will will work LM...

Q: Why is diahorrea genetic?

A: Because it runs in your jeans 8)

=)) eh? eh? how's that? :D


Good work, when in doubt, bring out a poo joke. Especially a poo with no brakes one.


There is nothing not funny about poo! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Dec 03, 2010 1:36 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Hmmm... :-? maybe this will will work LM...

Q: Why is diahorrea genetic?

A: Because it runs in your jeans 8)

=)) eh? eh? how's that? :D


Good work, when in doubt, bring out a poo joke. Especially a poo with no brakes one.


There is nothing not funny about poo! :D


Try telling that to my 5 year old, all of his knock knock jokes have poo incorporated in them somewhere.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:14 pm

Booney wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Being taken for granted by someone who just expected me to be available tomorrow without bothering to ask. Even though I had no plans I said no on principle. Ask me next time mate!

regards,

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Not playing cricket then?


No, not umpiring cricket.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:44 pm

Media Park wrote:TDK... I go to work with a clear plan every day.

I know what I want to do, and I give myself enough time to do it...
BUT THEN...

8:01, and someone stuffs that up, gives me more tasks, and then I get stressed and make errors...

"Welcome to my world..."

Did you throw things, or hit things today? That is a daily occurrence as well...

I do too MP, but for some reason it never turns out that way! :roll:

Yes I did, I few things felt my wrath. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:44 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Being taken for granted by someone who just expected me to be available tomorrow without bothering to ask. Even though I had no plans I said no on principle. Ask me next time mate!

regards,

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:48 pm

Brodlach wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Being taken for granted by someone who just expected me to be available tomorrow without bothering to ask. Even though I had no plans I said no on principle. Ask me next time mate!

regards,

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I didnt realise you knew my in laws REB


Pretty soon everyone will be as good as us and then the world will be a better place ha ha. :)

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