SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

[Phantom Gossiper]

Does anyone want to offer their opinion on the worst batsman ever to make a century at a churches national carnival?

Maybe you can get on here and cry again about how no one is posting about your rubbish division!

[Phantom Gossiper]

And if you hate Enfield so much why are you so upset that 'Enfieldians' are cranky with you ya Goose?

Your dumber than i thought! I dont care if people (esp Enfield) hate me or are cranky with me its half the reason i post so much karcta on here, im filthy because you lied to me, because i believed you and got on here and posted rubbish about Enfield and slagged them off etc because you are my friend and i was filthy for you. In essence i was being a friend and sticking up for you.

Then the fact i was getting texts the next day and still stuck to my guns only for you to laugh and say it was a joke your a moron!

The only joke going on around here is your cricketting ability, and the only amazing thing you have done is manage to sign up a million and one times to this forum after getting banned each time!

[Hutchy Churches]

Does anyone want to offer their opinion on the worst batsman ever to make a century at a churches national carnival?

Maybe you can get on here and cry again about how no one is posting about your rubbish division!

i cry over you every night phantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm

[Phantom Gossiper]

I'll tell you something that I've never done...

I've never got on here and given a defenceless bloke a serve like you did to Krafty. Not good.

Ohh wow i gave him a serve did i? I merely stated who in my opinion were the worst 3 i have faced! Stop being so fricking precious! I have nothing against Krafty at all, its nothing personal, im sure EVERYONE has a list, FFS stop trying to kiss each others a$$ with your all time great lists of whose a great guy and who is pretty and who plays cricket so good blah blah blah!! Its fricking sickening.

Hate to see your sledging on a Sat ... "oh wow bloody bouncer that was a gorgeous cover drive" "Oh Smasha you hit the ball soo hard and long, your amaaaazing!"

[Phantom Gossiper]

:heart:
i cry over you every night phantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm

Hutchy.. your a cool dude

[dark & stormy]

this is great stuff sure to be exciting tomorrow if enfield turn up to watch ???????
carey we should get there early so we can have front row seats

[Hutchy Churches]

this is great stuff sure to be exciting tomorrow if enfield turn up to watch ???????
carey we should get there early so we can have front row seats

he will make a quacker tomorrow but i still love him
phantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm you are beautiful

[dark & stormy]

I'll tell you something that I've never done...

I've never got on here and given a defenceless bloke a serve like you did to Krafty. Not good.

Ohh wow i gave him a serve did i? I merely stated who in my opinion were the worst 3 i have faced! Stop being so fricking precious! I have nothing against Krafty at all, its nothing personal, im sure EVERYONE has a list, FFS stop trying to kiss each others a$$ with your all time great lists of whose a great guy and who is pretty and who plays cricket so good blah blah blah!! Its fricking sickening.

Hate to see your sledging on a Sat ... "oh wow bloody bouncer that was a gorgeous cover drive" "Oh Smasha you hit the ball soo hard and long, your amaaaazing!"

hey phantom, whats wrong with my AMAZING abilities mate long and hard?? you been peaking but I agree bring back the AGRO boys

[Phantom Gossiper]

sure, I have lists, but because of Krafty's various disabilities, he doesn't figure in any of them. i think that's fair, isn't it?

Yeah i guess your right there, i apologise for naming him on that basis.
Understand it wasn't my intention to pick on him or single him out or to offend him.

So yes its fair.

[Phantom Gossiper]

hey phantom, whats wrong with my AMAZING abilities mate long and hard?? you been peaking but I agree bring back the AGRO boys

Nothing wrong with your amazing ability, but i wouldnt waste my time telling you how much i love it! Id be more interested in either a) saying nothing or b) hurling abuse about your cowboy batting and prob c) suggest you play a sport like baseball instead of cricket

[Phantom Gossiper]

he will make a quacker tomorrow but i still love him
phantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm you are beautiful

See unfortunately it doesnt bother me, im more about the team and making sure the team is playing well, everyone is happy and more importantly WINNING.

Im happy to bat 11, im happy to bat 1, im happy not to bowl or to umpire/score all day and if i make no runs meh thats life always next week, as long as we win im still grinning...

... 2 outrights on the trot and missed the one before that by a wicket, better believe im in my happy place!

[Goat Herder]

Is Mick Kieboom still running around ?

Micko last played for Morialta about 10yrs ago I reckon mate. He got hitched and started pumping out a few kids. He was the Bar Manager at the Tower Hotel up until about 2003/04 and I heard a whisper he either bought or bought into the Western Hotel in Pt Augusta and headed up there. Haven't heard from Micko for years, but was a more than handy cricketer. Reasonably slippery off a few paces and could hit a big ball too. One year for Metho's he hit two tons - one was 150 and the other 165, and you can guarantee there wasn't many 1's or 2's in those scores. A man of your own heart Smasha!

My fondest memory of Micko (apart from sharing a few flags with him at PV and many legless nights in the City.. ) was the 94/95 Carnival in Royal Park, Melbourne. He virtually won us the game against Western Suburbs (SA got up by 7 runs) when he took a one hander, running full-pelt back towards the boundary from mid-off from the bowling of the great man, S.Morris. Still sends shivers down my spine recalling the moment and the feeling in the huddle when we all finally caught up with him..

[In the En Field]

Does anyone want to offer their opinion on the worst batsman ever to make a century at a churches national carnival?

Ill take a 100 anytime.. how many you hit?

Didnt I get you plum LBW Typewriter

[In the En Field]

I've never ever said I was a super-star cricketer for starters. Having confidence and belief doesnt make you arrogant or big-headed and for the year I was batting really well, I should have been in the CM A grade and if you werent being such a sook you would admit that. And if you hate Enfield so much why are you so upset that 'Enfieldians' are cranky with you ya Goose?

Aaaand as for saying the standard I play is crap. We'll leave that judgement till a few of us Enfieldians come and watch you and have a good laugh saturday.

No of course having confidence doesnt, i mean look at me, im prob one of the cockiest people going around, but you take it too far, especially when you fail to back up your "belief" with results.

Yeah maybe you should have played A grade at CM, thats not my issue, nor my decision, but what i do know is your record outside of divvy 5 is extremely poor so you cant blame Fred jarrett for having doubts.

As for Sat, prob wont give you a good indication of our comp, we are playing Virginia B grade who are struggling big time but i dont care im out to win, ill make sure my team puts on a clinic for you - who knows might learn something and pick up some tips

Myself and you are to different players(calibar clearly) and very different captains. So if there is something I may learn, I can thank-you but my team isnt going to bad under my leadership and nor do I have anyone who questions my leadership or my endeavor. Good Luck Saturday Henry, I hope you bat up the order just for the fans

[In the En Field]

And if you hate Enfield so much why are you so upset that 'Enfieldians' are cranky with you ya Goose?

Your dumber than i thought! I dont care if people (esp Enfield) hate me or are cranky with me its half the reason i post so much karcta on here, im filthy because you lied to me, because i believed you and got on here and posted rubbish about Enfield and slagged them off etc because you are my friend and i was filthy for you. In essence i was being a friend and sticking up for you.

Then the fact i was getting texts the next day and still stuck to my guns only for you to laugh and say it was a joke your a moron!

The only joke going on around here is your cricketting ability, and the only amazing thing you have done is manage to sign up a million and one times to this forum after getting banned each time!

Everybody but your fine self thinks it was hilarious. Ive had many pay-outs(as you'd know) put on me in the years and many jokes played on me aswell. I crack it and then laugh it off and remember I owe them. Im proud you flew the flag for me as mates do and am sorry it's struck a nerve so bad but FFS.. It...was...a...joke.....

[Keefy]

Is Mick Kieboom still running around ?

Micko last played for Morialta about 10yrs ago I reckon mate. He got hitched and started pumping out a few kids. He was the Bar Manager at the Tower Hotel up until about 2003/04 and I heard a whisper he either bought or bought into the Western Hotel in Pt Augusta and headed up there. Haven't heard from Micko for years, but was a more than handy cricketer. Reasonably slippery off a few paces and could hit a big ball too. One year for Metho's he hit two tons - one was 150 and the other 165, and you can guarantee there wasn't many 1's or 2's in those scores. A man of your own heart Smasha!

My fondest memory of Micko (apart from sharing a few flags with him at PV and many legless nights in the City.. ) was the 94/95 Carnival in Royal Park, Melbourne. He virtually won us the game against Western Suburbs (SA got up by 7 runs) when he took a one hander, running full-pelt back towards the boundary from mid-off from the bowling of the great man, S.Morris. Still sends shivers down my spine recalling the moment and the feeling in the huddle when we all finally caught up with him..

He is Port Augusta, he's running the Flinders Hotel over there.

I can remember that game quite well, blew an absolute gale all day. Probably one of the best carnival games I played in.

[In the En Field]

I'll tell you something that I've never done...

I've never got on here and given a defenceless bloke a serve like you did to Krafty. Not good.

Ohh wow i gave him a serve did i? I merely stated who in my opinion were the worst 3 i have faced! Stop being so fricking precious! I have nothing against Krafty at all, its nothing personal, im sure EVERYONE has a list, FFS stop trying to kiss each others a$$ with your all time great lists of whose a great guy and who is pretty and who plays cricket so good blah blah blah!! Its fricking sickening.

Hate to see your sledging on a Sat ... "oh wow bloody bouncer that was a gorgeous cover drive" "Oh Smasha you hit the ball soo hard and long, your amaaaazing!"

What is very amusing is the fact I bowled you numerous times at Enfield training back in the day(no doubt you'll deny it but I thought I'd get it out there) and bowled you at R&C training 3 weeks ago :S... Now before you state that it was the last ball you were to face 3 weeks ago, If I'm such a snot bowler how did it ever go near getting through you at all???

And to make things even more confusing is the fact you have me in your top 3 worse batters ever seen by your fine self yet you post that I probably should have got a go in CM's div 3 side which went on to win a premiership and I would have played along side your fine self?? I cant work you out. Then there is the fact Allan Tulloch is rated in your top 3 worst all-round cricketers yet is playing in Grade 4 PDCA. A grade you've said quote un-quote is better then Div 2 Churches.

As the Witch from Ipswich would say... 'Please Explain'

[In the En Field]

he will make a quacker tomorrow but i still love him
phantAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm you are beautiful

See unfortunately it doesnt bother me, im more about the team and making sure the team is playing well, everyone is happy and more importantly WINNING.

Im happy to bat 11, im happy to bat 1, im happy not to bowl or to umpire/score all day and if i make no runs meh thats life always next week, as long as we win im still grinning...

... 2 outrights on the trot and missed the one before that by a wicket, better believe im in my happy place!

Very diplomatic reply there my fine friend

[In the En Field]

And just to add a bit of extra spice, your snot goes for 3.25 runs an over(I'd bowl Krafty and Tulloch before you). Mine goes for 2.27. Yes you have 9 more wickets but you've bowled a few more overs then myself and I dont get the chance to bowl to the quality of Allan Tulloch and co. Should think before you post criticizing people you would consider yourself to be much better then

But wait... There's more... Allan Tulloch also bowls in Grade 4(That's right, nnumber 2 on your worst bowlers list) and is 1 wicket behind you :S Wow.. Must be a cracker of a division

[auto]

2 things to add on this fine evening.

1. Mr M....lol
2. I dont want to brag or anything but im not the worst bowler in Div 1. In your face to all those that ever doubted me. All i needed was some self belief. That and a bowl.