SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

[carey]

do you ever actaully work? your always on line!

Nah mate quit my job like two months ago, now my life involves gambling, drinking, forum posting

god some guys have all the luck!

[Phantom Gossiper]

god some guys have all the luck!

It is the life

But i do work part time with the SA rugby league and im going back to TAFE next year so not all roses

[bar20]

You are worse then a journalist Henry.... Far worse!!

I just bring all the breaking news

Any truth to the rumor that Matthew "Mr Mircalous" Laird is plotting a conspiracy to overthrow the current A grade skipper and claim the top job and glory for himself? SO selfish

Might be funny but surely couldn't do any worse?

[Goat Herder]

As for the rumor about A. Gully, pfft we dont want him and his left arm snot

Yeah, they've already got some little wombat bowling left arm over there at the minute. I hear he wouldn't be on 6th or 7th change if he wasn't the captain.

no way to talk about Russell Figallo the A grade captain mate!

Nah, I'm referring to the B Grade skipper at R&C. Stubby, flat-nosed womble. Bowls left arm tripe and comes on to bowl when the lepers are in. You know him well.

[Phantom Gossiper]

Nah, I'm referring to the B Grade skipper at R&C. Stubby, flat-nosed womble. Bowls left arm tripe and comes on to bowl when the lepers are in. You know him well.

hmm sounds like a bloke i may know

[Goat Herder]

Nah, I'm referring to the B Grade skipper at R&C. Stubby, flat-nosed womble. Bowls left arm tripe and comes on to bowl when the lepers are in. You know him well.

hmm sounds like a bloke i may know

Yeah, even Pidge owns his innocuous donkey-droppers, and we've only just taught him which end of the bat to hold..

[auto]

1/2 WAY SEASON REPORT CARD


Div 1 is a runaway between the two top teams, though they have been proven to be beatable as witnessed last round. Rose Parks, Lutherans and Fitzies fighting it out for the top four. Season has been notable for some big runs so far, with dave loshel, smasha, jon smith, hoddo, and cougar all making a shipload. I can see the top run getter needing 500 to win the batting trophy this year. As for bowling, well bowlers are idiots, batting is where its at.

Now for the half way awards. Most handsome player is me again, sorry lads. Biggest bastard act so far is Vi$ta screwing us over by losing to lutherans whilst we do them a favour and beat NEK. Best action moment was Pidge bowling hutchy...ahem i mean richie. Most emotional moment was Auto finally getting a well deserved bowl after striving in the shadows of lesser bowlers for fifteen years. Most fulfilling moment of the season was versus Vi$ta at tea when we had pizzas, cake, lollies, sausages, doughnuts and chips. Most erotic moment was......ill let hutchy talk about that. And finally the iron stomach award goes to Tommy K for his ability to gulp down 3L of hot iced coffee and keep it down.

[auto]

How could i forget....the most Anti-climactic moment was........

Auto's war on terror. Even tho the crowds wanted it. Unfortunately the guys at CERN thought that bowling the typhoon might cause a black hole to appear and end humanity as we know it. So sorry about that lads....

[Phantom Gossiper]

1/2 WAY SEASON REPORT CARD
Div 1 is a runaway between the two top teams.

that comment coming from the club that knocked off NEK just a few days ago

[reggie]

1/2 WAY SEASON REPORT CARD


Div 1 is a runaway between the two top teams, though they have been proven to be beatable as witnessed last round. Rose Parks, Lutherans and Fitzies fighting it out for the top four. Season has been notable for some big runs so far, with dave loshel, smasha, jon smith, hoddo, and cougar all making a shipload. I can see the top run getter needing 500 to win the batting trophy this year. As for bowling, well bowlers are idiots, batting is where its at.

Now for the half way awards. Most handsome player is me again, sorry lads. Biggest bastard act so far is Vi$ta screwing us over by losing to lutherans whilst we do them a favour and beat NEK. Best action moment was Pidge bowling hutchy...ahem i mean richie. Most emotional moment was Auto finally getting a well deserved bowl after striving in the shadows of lesser bowlers for fifteen years. Most fulfilling moment of the season was versus Vi$ta at tea when we had pizzas, cake, lollies, sausages, doughnuts and chips. Most erotic moment was......ill let hutchy talk about that. And finally the iron stomach award goes to Tommy K for his ability to gulp down 3L of hot iced coffee and keep it down.

Still think it should be an association by-law that you can not have a BBQ cooking while the game is in progress. Sitting there padded up while BBQ kicked in was cruel and inhuman.

As for a drink post game Auto , Spintwin and myself and a few others had intended to but when we finished early thought it best to head to our B grade game. We arrived just in time to see the last couple of wickets. Our motivation was to get Pidge to state on this forum something along the lines of ‘ I had a drink with the Vi$ta boys and they seem like a good bunch of blokes. Every other club has felt the love but Vi$ta.......Ok he would have to lie but still......

[Phantom Gossiper]

Hey Herder, looking over past ACCA champs results, i see there used to be two innings in some games? Whats the go there?

[Goat Herder]

Hey Herder, looking over past ACCA champs results, i see there used to be two innings in some games? Whats the go there?

To give the team trying to chase down my personal innings total a fair chance...

NFI mate. I'm assuming that like a lot of old Carnivals, there were no over restrictions. Or maybe back in the day of uncovered pitches, they used to rock'n roll sides in 20 overs?? Ask Tige, he played with Fred Spofforth and Victor Trumper..

[Phantom Gossiper]

To give the team trying to chase down my personal innings total a fair chance...

seen some of your scores mate.. not the massive match breaking knocks as you make us believe

[rockstar]

Any truth to the rumor that Matthew "Mr Mircalous" Laird is plotting a conspiracy to overthrow the current A grade skipper and claim the top job and glory for himself? SO selfish

SPASTIC!!!

I say let him have it, then people can get on here and laugh and abuse him for leading a side to massive losses each week! I still cant believe he is the B grade captain at EUCCC, someone must have rocks in their heads to allow that! The bloke cant even play the game FFS

[rockstar]

To give the team trying to chase down my personal innings total a fair chance...

seen some of your scores mate.. not the massive match breaking knocks as you make us believe

They are massive compared to your piddly efforts you clowns pyjamas!

[rockstar]

Dont give a hoot who wins ill be going to see how Rose & Crowns new signing for next season A. Gully goes... and anyone who is batting well

i hear his going to be a paralowie player in season 2010/2011????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

yep that would boost your A grade squad to 8 at least Cant see it happening..

Although at least at Paralowie he would bat last but still no lower than 6

[carey]

you idiot!

[Pidge]

you idiot!

[rockstar]

you idiot!

Who the F**K are you?

[carey]

you idiot!

thank you pidge

you making your self available for sydney young pidge?