Things that give you the sh1ts

[White Line Fever]

A fractured scaphoid bone

Been there. horrible bone to break.
good luck opening an iced coffee.

[Lightning McQueen]

The low-life that broke into mine and my wife's cars last night and managed to find my 7 year old daughters bag with her camera and i-pod in it, try teaching a 7 year old that people STEAL off of other people.
I'll be checking cashies for a pink camera.

[A Mum]

That absolutley sux LM

[Lightning McQueen]

Not happy Jan, I might set up camp in our 8 seater wagon for a while.

[nuggety goodness]

fun police...

got chatted to by our area manager today about my 'lack of professionalism' in my internal emails.

Apparently some other site managers didn't like this email...

Hello boys and girls,
I have an employer that needs a fridgey.

Qualifications and a license pretty much it.

I’m sure it’s a tough one to fill, see how you go.

Unsure of payrate, location is Hectorville.

Thanks ya’ll,

NG

the offended parties went straight to the state operations manager instead of me, my site manager or my area manager...

Neither area manager or state ops manager cared, but I have to change my method of comms now apparently so as to not offend people...

What is this world coming to?!?

[mighty_tiger_79]

what is wrong with that???????

[Johno6]

I think its 'You all" not 'ya'll' maybe?

[Footy Chick]

A fractured scaphoid bone

Bugger! Are you home yet?

[fisho mcspaz]

Bubs has just taken a dump on me but I can't get up and clean us off because he's having a feed. (Yes, at the computer. I do everything at the computer. It's the only way I get any work done.)

[tipper]

Sh*t post fisho.....

[Footy Chick]

Sh*t post fisho.....

*boom tish*

[Q.]

A fractured scaphoid bone

Bugger! Are you home yet?

Nope.

It's a long story, but basically...don't crash a motorbike in rural Laos, 140kms from the nearest 'hospital'.

[brod]

Me. I am an idiot. This bloke came around from some electricity company and tried to sell me on it, said they were cheaper than AGL. He gave me a contract, which I signed because he said 'It doesn't mean you agree to the terms, it just saves me coming around again to get your signature IF you decide to go with us.' I was supposed to call them if I agreed. Well, I got a phone call from AGL today saying that this other mob have requested AGL disconnect me and transfer my meter to THEM. I told AGL to block the transfer, which they've done, BUT now I may get charged a 'reconnection' fee by AGL.

Had one of these blokes come and knock on the door not long ago...he did his whole speech, so I filled in the forms and chatted for about 20mins giving him a totally false name and even adress (poor bloke didnt know the difference between Willaston and Evaston) got to the end and he asked for me to sign it after I got my current bills...I closed the door told him Id be back in a minute, then went out the back and finished my beer. Silly bloke stood there for a good 15 minutes waiting until Mrs brod came home and told him we werent interested

[Strawb]

Me. I am an idiot. This bloke came around from some electricity company and tried to sell me on it, said they were cheaper than AGL. He gave me a contract, which I signed because he said 'It doesn't mean you agree to the terms, it just saves me coming around again to get your signature IF you decide to go with us.' I was supposed to call them if I agreed. Well, I got a phone call from AGL today saying that this other mob have requested AGL disconnect me and transfer my meter to THEM. I told AGL to block the transfer, which they've done, BUT now I may get charged a 'reconnection' fee by AGL.

Had one of these blokes come and knock on the door not long ago...he did his whole speech, so I filled in the forms and chatted for about 20mins giving him a totally false name and even adress (poor bloke didnt know the difference between Willaston and Evaston) got to the end and he asked for me to sign it after I got my current bills...I closed the door told him Id be back in a minute, then went out the back and finished my beer. Silly bloke stood there for a good 15 minutes waiting until Mrs brod came home and told him we werent interested

HAHAHA ROR I have a do not knock sign on my door. I am now on my forth one. Best one recently was a guy trying to get me to sell my house all he kept telling me was how much I could get not interested in my I don't want to sell.

[Thiele]

That i cant reverse out of a carpark

[custardarm]

That i cant reverse out of a carpark

that i cant reverse into a carpark , out no worries

[Gozu]

Me. I am an idiot. This bloke came around from some electricity company and tried to sell me on it, said they were cheaper than AGL. He gave me a contract, which I signed because he said 'It doesn't mean you agree to the terms, it just saves me coming around again to get your signature IF you decide to go with us.' I was supposed to call them if I agreed. Well, I got a phone call from AGL today saying that this other mob have requested AGL disconnect me and transfer my meter to THEM. I told AGL to block the transfer, which they've done, BUT now I may get charged a 'reconnection' fee by AGL.

Had one of these blokes come and knock on the door not long ago...he did his whole speech, so I filled in the forms and chatted for about 20mins giving him a totally false name and even adress (poor bloke didnt know the difference between Willaston and Evaston) got to the end and he asked for me to sign it after I got my current bills...I closed the door told him Id be back in a minute, then went out the back and finished my beer. Silly bloke stood there for a good 15 minutes waiting until Mrs brod came home and told him we werent interested

Front gate with padlock. Works every time.

[trev]

Girls who post/ live by this mantra:

"I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

Is it just me or does that sound like a license to be a b**ch?

I would remind the ladies that it is a two way street.

My response?

"I play footy and cricket, so unless you're involved, forget Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights,
At least once a week, I play cards and drink with the boys.
Occasionally I will come home smashed and embarrass you in front of your friends/family.
But...
I will love you enough to know that you accept me for who I am
Not who someone tells you I should be."

[Groover]

Girls who post/ live by this mantra:

"I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

Is it just me or does that sound like a license to be a b**ch?

I would remind the ladies that it is a two way street.

My response?

"I play footy and cricket, so unless you're involved, forget Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights,
At least once a week, I play cards and drink with the boys.
Occasionally I will come home smashed and embarrass you in front of your friends/family.
But...
I will love you enough to know that you accept me for who I am
Not who someone tells you I should be."

Great work trev! new FB info saved haha

[White Line Fever]

Girls who post/ live by this mantra:

"I'm selfish, impatient, & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. "

Is it just me or does that sound like a license to be a b**ch?

I would remind the ladies that it is a two way street.

My response?

"I play footy and cricket, so unless you're involved, forget Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday nights,
At least once a week, I play cards and drink with the boys.
Occasionally I will come home smashed and embarrass you in front of your friends/family.
But...
I will love you enough to know that you accept me for who I am
Not who someone tells you I should be."

That is gold trev.