Things that make you laugh

[The Dark Knight]

If you get directions from Adelaide to Las Vegas it tells you to Kayak across the pacific ocean

Kayak from Japan to Hawaii, 6243 kms and then Hawaii to Washington, 4436 kms!

[Media Park]

Go to Google Maps.

Get directions from Japan to China.

Look at direction 43.

If you get directions from Adelaide to Las Vegas it tells you to Kayak across the pacific ocean

There's one from America to somewhere in Europe where it tells you to swim a certain number of kilometres...

[Footy Chick]

The fire alarm is still sounding off one loud "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

So the fire warden gets on the PA system and says:

"PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS A FALSE ALARM, HOWEVER IF THE NOISE IS ANNOYING YOU, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO LEAVE THE BUILDING"

Everyone gets up and walks out

[Lightning McQueen]

There's one from America to somewhere in Europe where it tells you to swim a certain number of kilometres...

Come on, more information please.

[saintal]

Gillard being mistaken as an Austrian Milk Maid. Not sure if she could handle such demanding duties though.

[Dirko]

Gillard being mistaken as an Austrian Milk Maid. Not sure if she could handle such demanding duties though.

The farmer would get confused on who to put the milk teatcups on......

[Phantom Gossiper]

Just reading some of the posts on here does the trick for me

[Media Park]

There's one from America to somewhere in Europe where it tells you to swim a certain number of kilometres...

Come on, more information please.

Sorry CoverKing, I thought someone might wanna have some fun...

http://www.ghacks.net/2007/04/11/google ... tic-ocean/

[fisho mcspaz]

Beauty and the Geek. Are these people for real?! 'I've never had such a hot girl all to myself in a jacuzzi' - jeez. That was Michael, the national maths champion. Bloody hell, Mr McSpaz was a national maths champion and he doesn't carry on like that (i. e. he has social skills).

[Phantom Gossiper]

Beauty and the Geek. Are these people for real?! 'I've never had such a hot girl all to myself in a jacuzzi' - jeez. That was Michael, the national maths champion. Bloody hell, Mr McSpaz was a national maths champion and he doesn't carry on like that (i. e. he has social skills).

Beauty & the geek episode tonight..

At the geek auction - "$100.. does anyone want to double that to $105?"
On the date - "You have beautiful nostrils"
On the date - Geek: "Can i have a kiss?" Date: "Im sure a kiss would make you not but it would ruin mine!" BAM!

[Gingernuts]

Beauty and the Geek. Are these people for real?! 'I've never had such a hot girl all to myself in a jacuzzi' - jeez. That was Michael, the national maths champion. Bloody hell, Mr McSpaz was a national maths champion and he doesn't carry on like that (i. e. he has social skills).

Beauty & the geek episode tonight..

At the geek auction - "$100.. does anyone want to double that to $105?"
On the date - "You have beautiful nostrils"
On the date - Geek: "Can i have a kiss?" Date: "Im sure a kiss would make you not but it would ruin mine!" BAM!

That geek they dressed up as a hip hop artist cracked me up! It's gotta be set up, surely.

[Phantom Gossiper]

That geek they dressed up as a hip hop artist cracked me up! It's gotta be set up, surely.

He actually had me a little scared looked like a creepy Vanilla Ice try hard

[Phantom Gossiper]

the bloke from b&tg...

[Gingernuts]

the bloke from b&tg...

That's the one Phanto!

The other thing that always makes me laugh on that show is that chicks lips. She's obviously had work done on them and she looks like she's chewed a wasp, it's horrific! Why some chicks **** up their face like that is just beyond me.

[fisho mcspaz]

My sister knows one of the girls - Kara, I think her name is? Apparently she is actually very intelligent and put on an act to get chosen. What people do for their 15 minutes...

[Johno6]

That Kara is the hottest one by far...

she is very nice (said in Borat voice)

[Iron Fist]

That Kara is the hottest one by far...

she is very nice (said in Borat voice)

borat voice is gold!!

[Bum Crack]

the bloke from b&tg...

Mate, I watched that show for the first time last night and I literally pissed my pants. It was hilarious. That bloke was gold. Poor bugger was the only one who still looked like a mega goobarb after the makeover

[Iron Fist]

the bloke from b&tg...

Mate, I watched that show for the first time last night and I literally pissed my pants. It was hilarious. That bloke was gold. Poor bugger was the only one who still looked like a mega goobarb after the makeover

I reckon it gold to watch aswell
acting or not!!
have only seen 1 episode this season though!

[Gingernuts]

the bloke from b&tg...

Mate, I watched that show for the first time last night and I literally pissed my pants. It was hilarious. That bloke was gold. Poor bugger was the only one who still looked like a mega goobarb after the makeover

I reckon it gold to watch aswell
acting or not!!
have only seen 1 episode this season though!

Yea, it was the first episode I've watched too, but I saw that they were doing makeovers and thought it would be a good laugh. It didn't let me down!

That bloke thought he looked awesome too - poor bastard.