Things that make you laugh

[Media Park]

Dear Captain Harley,

You have received an infraction at BigFooty.

Reason: 1st Serious
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Check the board rules and learn how to post appropriately and with some modicum of respect for the users.

Calm down, come back in a week, and if you can work out what you are actually trying to get at, ask the question in a reasonable manner and I will answer it.
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This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Captain Harley writes:

Do you suffer from a large degree of mental challenge? Or are you truly so one-eyed, PAFC are holier-than-thou, and everyone is out to get us, that your head is so far up your hind parts?

[Lunchcutter]

Dear Captain Harley,

You have received an infraction at BigFooty.

Reason: 1st Serious
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Check the board rules and learn how to post appropriately and with some modicum of respect for the users.

Calm down, come back in a week, and if you can work out what you are actually trying to get at, ask the question in a reasonable manner and I will answer it.
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This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Captain Harley writes:

Do you suffer from a large degree of mental challenge? Or are you truly so one-eyed, PAFC are holier-than-thou, and everyone is out to get us, that your head is so far up your hind parts?

[JK]

Dear Captain Harley,

You have received an infraction at BigFooty.

Reason: 1st Serious
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Check the board rules and learn how to post appropriately and with some modicum of respect for the users.

Calm down, come back in a week, and if you can work out what you are actually trying to get at, ask the question in a reasonable manner and I will answer it.
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This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Captain Harley writes:

Do you suffer from a large degree of mental challenge? Or are you truly so one-eyed, PAFC are holier-than-thou, and everyone is out to get us, that your head is so far up your hind parts?

Bloody hell, thats AFL tribunal material .. 3 Points for in play and 2 points for recklessness - Did you get offered a 3 day ban for an early guilty plea?

[Dutchy]

A Mark Bosnich laugh.

Best ever!

[Media Park]

Dear Captain Harley,

You have received an infraction at BigFooty.

Reason: 1st Serious
-------
Check the board rules and learn how to post appropriately and with some modicum of respect for the users.

Calm down, come back in a week, and if you can work out what you are actually trying to get at, ask the question in a reasonable manner and I will answer it.
-------

This infraction is worth 5 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

Captain Harley writes:

Do you suffer from a large degree of mental challenge? Or are you truly so one-eyed, PAFC are holier-than-thou, and everyone is out to get us, that your head is so far up your hind parts?

Bloody hell, thats AFL tribunal material .. 3 Points for in play and 2 points for recklessness - Did you get offered a 3 day ban for an early guilty plea?

Now if I had said that on safooty.net to beenreal (about the PAFC) or CENTURION (about Centrals), I would have got some great bites... Say it to a precious moderator, and I get a "ban."

5 days... I've got 5 days to think of a good return of serve, and see what the next ban length is...

[JAS]

If any of you boys or girls who like a drink find yourselves in Canada then here's a little something you might like to try Heard about it on QI so looked out a clip for ya's...mmmmmmm yummy...



For those who've never heard of it this one explains what it is...


Regards
JAS

[fisho mcspaz]

Sophie Monk's collagen-enhanced lips. I think she must have got Jocelyne Wildenstein's surgeon to do them.

[GWW]

Now if I had said that on safooty.net to beenreal (about the PAFC) or CENTURION (about Centrals), I would have got some great bites... Say it to a precious moderator, and I get a "ban."

5 days... I've got 5 days to think of a good return of serve, and see what the next ban length is...

That sort of post is for Bay 13. If an opposition supporter posted that on the Geelong board on BF they would also be infracted. The rules for posting on a club board on Big Footy are clearly set out.

[White Line Fever]

A young Asian lady from site just came into my office and asked for me to put all our JSEAs (safety paperwork) on her USB for her boss to check.

I say it will take about 10min and to come back.

Then I open up the USB and there is hardcore porn on it.

So her boss has given her his personal usb...

I can't give it back to her or she could accuse me of putting on the porn.

How awkward...

what to do!!

[Footy Chick]

It would be easy enough to prove you DIDN'T put it on there as the dates the porn was downloaded or were last accessed would be on the USB... wouldn't worry about it too much.

[Dirko]

I can't give it back to her or she could accuse me of putting on the porn.

How awkward...

what to do!!

Download the porn onto your computer, delete from the USB, and then check it out at a later time....

[smac]

Call this bloke and ask what it is worth to delete it before you return it to the chick. Might as well make a buck out of it!

[Lightning McQueen]

A young Asian lady from site just came into my office and asked for me to put all our JSEAs (safety paperwork) on her USB for her boss to check.

I say it will take about 10min and to come back.

Then I open up the USB and there is hardcore porn on it.

So her boss has given her his personal usb...

I can't give it back to her or she could accuse me of putting on the porn.

How awkward...

what to do!!

Is she on it?

[Booney]

A young Asian lady from site just came into my office and asked for me to put all our JSEAs (safety paperwork) on her USB for her boss to check.

I say it will take about 10min and to come back.

Then I open up the USB and there is hardcore porn on it.

So her boss has given her his personal usb...

I can't give it back to her or she could accuse me of putting on the porn.

How awkward...

what to do!!

Is she on it*?

[Media Park]

A young Asian lady from site just came into my office and asked for me to put all our JSEAs (safety paperwork) on her USB for her boss to check.

I say it will take about 10min and to come back.

Then I open up the USB and there is hardcore porn on it.

So her boss has given her his personal usb...

I can't give it back to her or she could accuse me of putting on the porn.

How awkward...

what to do!!

That is awesome WLF!

[White Line Fever]

I downloaded to my hard drive and just went and personally found her boss and gave it back to him and just told him to be careful.

Some people are so careless, could have been a disaster.

I wish she was on it she was alright...

[A Mum]

What did he say WLF?

Thankfull/embarrased..lol

[Media Park]

I downloaded to my hard* drive and just went and personally found her boss and gave it back to him and just told him to be careful.

Some people are so careless, could have been a disaster.

I wish she was on it* she was alright...

[Media Park]

sorry, had to do it...

[White Line Fever]

What did he say WLF?

Thankfull/embarrased..lol

Pleaded ignorance then walked off in a rush.

Hopefully I don't run into him too often again.

Funny.