HFL Division 1 (Central)

[The Indian]

My mail on Tagger is that he is donning the black and Gold's of the Valley Vikings, but as stated, he has gone underground for a while now. Army tank on Shane Kenney, that would be worth the drive.

[Armytank]

Yeah I'd take on Shane Kenney, I'd kick him in the nuts before the start when we lined up just to take a few yards out of his pace and then tell him dirty jokes all day and promise hem I'd pay for the first round after the game if he made me look good

Perhaps you should come for the drive Indian, just for the giggle........

[Loves to slot one]

A Shanty supporter went over to the local Mount Ronny(Barker) Centrelink to claim welfare after realising she was the only one of her friends - who were all “Raiders” supporters - who was not on benefits!

“How many children do you have?” the man at Centrelink asked.

“Ten,” she replied.

“What are their names?”

“Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn, Jaidyn and Jaidyn,” she replied.

“They're all named Jaidyn?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”

“Oh, that's easy,” she said. “I just call 'Jaidyn,' and they all come running in.”

“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”

“I just say, 'Jaidyn, come eat your dinner',” she answered.

“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.

“Oh, that's easy,” she said. “I just use their last name.”

[the wonder elephant]

now thats more like it atank spoken like a true fullback if the indian makes the journey i may as well good times and a good laugh at your expense would be worth it i reakon !!!!

[the wonder elephant]

i will bring the black rats indian !!!!!!!!

[devilsadvocate]

LTSO regardless of where your allegiance lies, you aren't a shanty (judging by that post) which is an excellent thing! Sorry Ron - but don't worry mate, you'll be a Dev in a couple of years anyway!

Classic stuff LTSO!

[GetTheSherrin]

TWE, na mate he hasnt been out, may well have been pissed talk, but after what he said about ironbank i wouldnt think he'd be welcome there. but id be happy to line up on him if i get the chance this year. but as DA said he'll prob play A's for IB.

[Loves to slot one]

Surely you'll be playing A's this year GTS...you should be! That's if you are who i'm assuming you are.

Certainly not a shanty DA, but if i was attracted to women wearing Dada tracksuits and wanted to play footy high, i'd probably consider it.

So Buzz is in for the Devlies, I'm speechless as to how the team has progressed from three years back. Shows what a president with a bit of drive can do to a club...not that i'd ever knock Andrew Downes, he's a good fella....his wife's somewhat of a disgrace mind you!

So have Lofty picked up any tall timber this year?

Is this true about Gallagher playing for Hanhdorf??? My my, he will dominate, I think the maggies will be a bit of a surprise this year, provided the rumors are true

[ronburgandy]

from all reports cash isn't the only payment method at lofty! looks like maybelline will be major sponsers as a few recruits don't mind a bit of foundation to go along with the blone tips!

[GetTheSherrin]

youve been known to put a bit of lipstick on now and then ron. now may be the perfect time to come over to the premiers.

LTSO, u obviously dont know who i am, cant kick over a jam tin, cant mark to save myself, im just a good kid down on my luck!-- like that one 2words

[ronburgandy]

i thought you were going to keep what we do da sat nights a secret!

good to see your not denying the foundation call as you no its correct da

[The Indian]

Gallager to Dominate hills footy eh??? Wasnt that what they said about Suidja Cook & Ordinary-Allen?? Time will Tell

[RRR]

Gallager to Dominate hills footy eh??? Wasnt that what they said about Suidja Cook & Ordinary-Allen?? Time will Tell

which James Gallagher u talking about, the ROCs player?

[GetTheSherrin]

indian, i think james gallager is a fair bit different to either of those players. i may be wrong. i would say he'd dominate aswell.

[devilsadvocate]

Nothing wrong with a bit of foundation or eyeliner!!! Especially when you get as many pics in the paper as our boys seem to!!! Not sure Maybeline could afford to sponsor the Devils though Ron. They'd be bankrupt by May!

Funny thing actually - at the start of the year after a trial game, I actually saw a hair strightener in the dressing rooms!

It's a good thing that the Dev boys spend as much time training as they do making themselves look good. We may look pretty, but we play pretty too!

As for Handy, I'm tipping 2 things for them in '07:

1. They will be a surprise packet for sure with Gallagher (if true) and some handy players back from an OS excursion.

2. ex favourite son Silky Skills to re-align his following with the Pies after jumping onto the Devil bandwagon late last year.

[ronburgandy]

hey indian were you offered some good coin to play in wagga wagga a few years back by any chance?

[Down&Out]

TWE- been a while since been able to reply- my info says that smelt has been ringing a series of clubs through hills, RMFL and mallee with a package of blokes including himself (overpricing!), katenyeri and a young kid called Graetz- latest is that smelt has ties with exelby and that they have settled on Ironbank- Smelt a good player in his day but time may not be on his side despite what he may say

[Loves to slot one]

Sudjai Cook, plain and simple, is a ball bag, hung out with him at the sanfl GF this year for a bit, have absoltuely no time for the man. I never realised the only reason he was playing in the hills was b/c he got suspeneded for a year king hitting a bloke behind play when playing for the bays!

Old Hahny should get Trapp back from overseas but i think it's unlikely Larkin will be back. They'll be solid either way, good club.

Are you donning the jumper again this year to pop another shoulder DA, or did you say you are heading OS?

[petoe]

Did james gallagher quit norwood off his own behalf or was he told his services were no longer required? He Is a great footballer and would be a very very handy in any regional comp.

[devilsadvocate]

Sudjai Cook, plain and simple, is a ball bag, hung out with him at the sanfl GF this year for a bit, have absoltuely no time for the man. I never realised the only reason he was playing in the hills was b/c he got suspeneded for a year king hitting a bloke behind play when playing for the bays!

Old Hahny should get Trapp back from overseas but i think it's unlikely Larkin will be back. They'll be solid either way, good club.

Are you donning the jumper again this year to pop another shoulder DA, or did you say you are heading OS?

I'm still no closer to sussing you out LTSO, but play on!

You know your Handy boys. My mail is that Larks in is, but who knows.

As for me playing - not a chance. 1. I'm crap and possibly the worst layer to win 2 flags EVER! 2. Dislocated my anlke and broke my leg in half 8 weeks ago.

Plus I'm heading OS in May, so no more dickhead antics on the balcony at Dev park!