Things that make you laugh

[Magpiespower]

Crazy homeless bums in Newtown.

Especially the guy doing a mighty fine impersonation of an air traffic controller in the middle of the main strip in peak hour.

Then there's all these weirdos with pet snakes at cafes and pubs...

[lebron]

The bloke/chick in the termite suit on Goodwood Road!

[Gingernuts]

The bloke/chick in the termite suit on Goodwood Road!

Love that guy!

[Booney]

Seinfeld - Still.

[Johno6]

agrred booney...its still gold!!

[Ian]

Asian girl just got on the KI ferry wearing shorts & (calf high) ugg boots.................not sue if it is cold enough for uggies or warm enough for shorts

[nuggety goodness]

The bloke/chick in the termite suit on Goodwood Road!

Love that guy!

It's a chick, Mrs NG works there... (not in the suit)

[Gingernuts]

The bloke/chick in the termite suit on Goodwood Road!

Love that guy!

It's a chick, Mrs NG works there... (not in the suit)

Well she does a great job whoever she is. Gives me a good laugh everytime I drive past.

[LMA]

People at DIY car washes trying to do it on the cheap, running around their car scrubbing and hosing as fast as they can trying to beat the clock. Reminds me of The Goodies and the Benny Hill music

[heater31]

People at DIY car washes trying to do it on the cheap, running around their car scrubbing and hosing as fast as they can trying to beat the clock. Reminds me of The Goodies and the Benny Hill music

cheep bastids I spend less than I do for an automatic one and still have plenty of time left over

[JAS]

Comedian Peter Kay's Universal Truths:

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

You've never quite sure whether it's OK to eat green crisps.

Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.

Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

You never ever run out of salt.

Old ladies can eat more than you think.

You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has h ad their arm broken by a swan.

The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Bricks are horrible to carry.

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

You all know he's right
Regards
JAS

[nuggety goodness]

Comedian Peter Kay's Universal Truths:


Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Regards
JAS

these two cracked me up because they are so true...

[JAS]

Comedian Peter Kay's Universal Truths:


Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

Regards
JAS

these two cracked me up because they are so true...

I wonder how many people dug out a calculator to try it

I found myself agreeing with quite a few of them...definitely remember my father having a small collection of thin sticks in the shed especially for stiring paint...but then again he actually did used make cup-a-soup in a bowl cos he thinks soup in a mug is wrong

Regards
JAS

[Lightning McQueen]

Not a lot atm

[mighty_tiger_79]

a union meeting led by an anti-union non member which was a invitation only meeting trying to get rid of people from the site. The only people that should be removed are those people, especially given the union condone the actions of a union delegate who goes around threatening people and abusing them!!!!!

if only these little **** knew what was coming

ill be happy to donate the airfare required to put them back on a plane to where they came from!!!

[Footy Chick]

Comedian Peter Kay's Universal Truths:

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. - no I like a square sandwich


Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.- of course! did it just last week
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.- so is reading at all, I have a short attention span

Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. That was my preferred method of sharpening as a child, Yep I used to do it myself!*

Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl - except me, Styrofoam give me the irrits

You never know where to look when eating a banana.- Don't you look at the banana?

It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat - no it isn't! a mixture of mould and wet socks...

Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. - and the sandshoes you've been looking for for the last 6 months

You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.- that's becuase the bastids kick!

Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.- err, no?

The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. - my mum was the netball coach and I refused to call her mum at training.. so yep

Some days you see lots of people on crutches.- only if Im at sportsmed


It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.- you can if you do like an arabesque thing when you pick it up :lol:


You never ever run out of salt. - Bullshit. them and stock cubes. and they're the things I always forget to buy at the shops too :(


The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. - I'll second that


Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.- no, but he was constantly asking me to pull his finger for some reason

In every plate of chips there is a bad chip. - no such thing as a bad chip, I seek the crunchy burnt ones first!

JAS

[7-Dog]

How I Met Your Mother
Dry humor
Hamish & Andy
Ryan Reynolds (Thank god, 2 guys and a girl is on 111 Hits soon)
One eyed supporters

[spell_check]

A Mark Bosnich laugh.

[fisho mcspaz]

Mr McSpaz's 'if Ali Carle were a horse' persona. it cracked me up so much that I blew my Coke on the table and cackled and we were in a restaurant.

[Ian]

You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.


JAS