SA Churches and Community Cricket Association 2010/11

[Phantom Gossiper]

I see Para Vista are branching out into bed linen etc, i seen Goat Herders Queens size personalised bed sheet last night

[Goat Herder]

Too big for me! I heard they used ya mum's bodily dimensions as a design template..??

[Phantom Gossiper]

Too big for me! I heard they used ya mum's bodily dimensions as a design template..??

you see her more than i do you would know best

[Pistol]

Heard a whisper that ol' Smasha needs to concentrate more on containment than all out attack. Heard he's getting carted all over the shop, and his season's bowling figures so far are ; 21.1 overs, 14 maidens, 3/22

That's an avg of 7.33 per wicket and a touch over 1 run per over. DIG DEEP SMASHA!!!!

Disgusting, i wouldnt get out of bed for that! Think Pistol needs to pull him aside and have a few stern words with him *shakes head in disappointment*

lol, most overated bowler in the association, should be smashed to all parts of the ground! In all seriousness though, be glad you are getting him now and not 15 years ago, imagine him in his 20's fit, healthy and coming off a long run up!

3/22 of 21 overs is amazing! just goes to show how good this guy is, that kind of pressure at his end just brings the other bowlers into the game. he may only have taken 3 wickets himself but chalk him down for about 12 more for the team. A statistic that doesn't exist but at NEK we love what he brings to the team and the other players.

[Goat Herder]

We love him too mate. Not as much as we love Phantom's mum, but right up there nevertheless..

The scars of pumping out a 25lb baby boy some 25yrs ago will never heal..

[Phantom Gossiper]

We love him too mate. Not as much as we love Phantom's mum, but right up there nevertheless..
The scars of pumping out a 25lb baby boy some 25yrs ago will never heal..

HAHAHA!!! My mum loves you more herder, you keep her in business as for 25lb baby boy well your prob not really that far off the mark lol

[rockstar]

Too big for me! I heard they used ya mum's bodily dimensions as a design template..??

Geez mate your one to be talking about body sizes, you could stand there with a white shirt on and use your back as a projector screen

[Goat Herder]

[Goat Herder]

Too big for me! I heard they used ya mum's bodily dimensions as a design template..??

Geez mate your one to be talking about body sizes, you could stand there with a white shirt on and use your back as a projector screen

Get your own material Bedgegood ya plagiarising little womble..

[rockstar]

lol, most overated bowler in the association, should be smashed to all parts of the ground! In all seriousness though, be glad you are getting him now and not 15 years ago, imagine him in his 20's fit, healthy and coming off a long run up!

3/22 of 21 overs is amazing! just goes to show how good this guy is, that kind of pressure at his end just brings the other bowlers into the game. he may only have taken 3 wickets himself but chalk him down for about 12 more for the team. A statistic that doesn't exist but at NEK we love what he brings to the team and the other players.

oh its beautiful, true love

[rockstar]

Get your own material Bedgegood ya plagiarising little womble..

cant see (C) anywhere or TM of the herder and how many times you want to edit your comment? come on mate spit it out, dont let fear hold ya back

[rockstar]

Pidge, on the other hand... Well, some things are just beyond repair . I thought I had seen it all after watching Mick Feltus bat, but young Pidgey has put a whole new spin on 'quirky' batting techniques. Best advice I can give you mate is 'see the ball, hit the ball'.. Let's not over-complicate things..

Words can not describe Pidge's umm "batting"

Heard there was a piece of $h!t on the end of his bat... the handle end

[rockstar]

the Pidge got the best of the Phantom tonight

Geez thats hard you bowl like a leper and you bat like a filthy woodchopping hack! You take the field and your the oppositions best player your that rubbish

[auto]

You geezers need a scoreboard coz im losing count whose winning...

[Goat Herder]

I just added "ya plagiarising little womble" to my post, as it was most appropriate.. And you know full well where that barb came from ya swollen, schitzo, little sumo..

[rockstar]

You geezers need a scoreboard coz im loosing count whose winning...

sledging is the winner here.... (and bedgegood is the real winner ) and for all purposees regardless pidge is always the loser

[Pidge]

You geezers need a scoreboard coz im loosing count whose winning...

sledging is the winner here.... (and bedgegood is the real winner ) and for all purposees regardless pidge is always the loser :P

Unless you're bowling to me

[rockstar]

I just added "ya plagiarising little womble" to my post, as it was most appropriate.. And you know full well where that barb came from ya swollen, schitzo, little sumo..

LMAO!!!

[Goat Herder]

You geezers need a scoreboard coz im loosing count whose winning...

The Goat never loses auto, you know that mate..

A wise man once said "never go into a battle of wits unarmed", and this has never rung as true as right now with ol' Tinky Winky here..

[rockstar]

You geezers need a scoreboard coz im loosing count whose winning...

sledging is the winner here.... (and bedgegood is the real winner ) and for all purposees regardless pidge is always the loser :P

Unless you're bowling to me

BAM!! and the pidge cracks him again! ill pay that