Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Ian » Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:54 am

*People that don't know how to mege
*People that "shut the gate" on someone else indicating that they want to change lanes
*People that give little or no indication of their intentions to turn or change lanes (why do people think it's ok to not indicate to change into a right turn lane then put their indicator on at the last minute to turn right when they are only allowed to turn right)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:42 am

The simpliest rule in the book that no-one understands.

'KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING'

FFS it isn't hard.

Do people realise from the top of Ocean Boulevard to Beach Rd Christies Beach that this is in effect :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:49 am

******* feral ******* cats on my shed/verandah/carport roof at ******* two ******* thirty in the ******* morning sending my ******* dogs troppo.

Thanks **** I had the hose at the ready and squirted the ******* thing.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:01 am

Ian wrote:*People that "shut the gate" on someone else indicating that they want to change lanes



IMO, this is quite acceptable practice on Park Terrace in front of Clipsal - I've said this before.

Because I'll be buggered if I - who has been waiting in the correct lane to turn left for 10 mins+, is going to let in some cheating little bastard who's come zooming up the other lane. They can gefugged :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:10 am

Footy Chick wrote:
Ian wrote:*People that "shut the gate" on someone else indicating that they want to change lanes



IMO, this is quite acceptable practice on Park Terrace in front of Clipsal - I've said this before.

Because I'll be buggered if I - who has been waiting in the correct lane to turn left for 10 mins+, is going to let in some cheating little bastard who's come zooming up the other lane. They can gefugged :?


I don't mind letting people in, but I DO mind when two lanes merge into one, like for roadworks, and though there is a perfectly good sign 500m before the merger, cars still drive merrily up the empty lane to the end and then expect to be let in. I will never let them in and if they try I make monster faces at them. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:15 am

Having to go to my GP, 15km away, because our local doctor is useless. I told him Angus' symptoms, he put a popstick in Angus' throat, said it was probably a viral thing, end of examination. Angus is worse today so now I'll have to get a second opinion.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:16 am

People who dont indicate at all..
people who fly past u to try and get one space up when turning left, even tho you have noone behind you.
people who speed up in a 2 lane round a bout that turns into 1 lane. just to get 1 car ahead...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:23 am

Cant we all just be civil on the roads and consider that letting one or two cars in front of us is much better than not arriving at our destination at all?

I'm a hot headed person but on the roads very little bothers me. Just let them in, we all stay safe, our cars dont get damaged and we all go on our merry way.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:33 am

fisho mcspaz wrote:Having to go to my GP, 15km away, because our local doctor is useless. I told him Angus' symptoms, he put a popstick in Angus' throat, said it was probably a viral thing, end of examination. Angus is worse today so now I'll have to get a second opinion.


Oh yes - I went to one of them (Same doctor) twice at our local clinic and whenever I ring up now and they say Dr ... is available I always politley say "No thankyou" ..lol

First instance-
My son was 10 and he developed some kind of fungus thing on his foot.
Well said doctor stood as far away from him as he possibly could.
Reach over to my sons foot - whilst in full stretch.
lifted my sons foot with a popstick and pulled the most horrific faces.
My son literally thought he must have something that was going to cause everyone to die :evil:

Second instance-
I went in with my daughter who was about 7 and I started to tell said doctor her symptoms,
Before I even got the first word out he was writing a script :shock:

However my hypochondriac brother-in-law insists and asks for this doctor by name - wonder why :lol:

PS: Hope Angus gets better Fisho O:)

PSS: I'm with you Booney on the traffic stuff.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:59 am

NOT being selected for the cricket tomorrow. :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:20 am

Booney wrote:Cant we all just be civil on the roads and consider that letting one or two cars in front of us is much better than not arriving at our destination at all?

I'm a hot headed person but on the roads very little bothers me. Just let them in, we all stay safe, our cars dont get damaged and we all go on our merry way.


Yep, the lack of respect on the roads is ridiculous. Can't we all just get along! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:21 am

Booney wrote:Cant we all just be civil on the roads and consider that letting one or two cars in front of us is much better than not arriving at our destination at all?

I'm a hot headed person but on the roads very little bothers me. Just let them in, we all stay safe, our cars dont get damaged and we all go on our merry way.


Also - leave for work 10 mins early. Take your time. It ain't hard.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:34 am

WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:12 pm

This cruddy antibiotic eye ointment. It stings and feels like Clag. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:28 pm

My best mates wife trying to sabotage our friendship because I deleted her off Facebook
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:09 pm

Brucetiki wrote:My best mates wife trying to sabotage our friendship because I deleted her off Facebook

Damn dude not cool. I deleted my Mother In Law off my friends list as I had enough of her B.S. She tried to bring my wife into it and all my wife said was **** Off to her own mother.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:42 pm

I deleted my ex-father-in-law after I realised that I had posted a cartoon I'd drawn of the ex on my Facebook wall. Rather than censor myself, I thought I'd just get rid of him instead. :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:46 pm

RAIN, i want to play cricket tomorrow im back opening the batting.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:53 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:I deleted my ex-father-in-law after I realised that I had posted a cartoon I'd drawn of the ex on my Facebook wall. Rather than censor myself, I thought I'd just get rid of him instead. :D


Oh Fast Forward were somewhat prophetic describing my mates and his wife's relationship with these two :D

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:57 pm

Brucetiki wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:I deleted my ex-father-in-law after I realised that I had posted a cartoon I'd drawn of the ex on my Facebook wall. Rather than censor myself, I thought I'd just get rid of him instead. :D


Oh Fast Forward were somewhat prophetic describing my mates and his wife's relationship with these two :D

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