by Media Park » Sun Oct 17, 2010 1:39 pm
It goes like this. This was the fifth Test side in the 2007 Ashes:
JL Langer RETIRED
ML Hayden RETIRED
RT Ponting* NEEDS TO RETIRE
MEK Hussey NEEDS TO RETIRE
MJ Clarke STILL GOING OKAY
A Symonds SACKED
AC Gilchrist† RETIRED
SK Warne RETIRED
B Lee RETIRED
SR Clark RETIRED
GD McGrath RETIRED
Now I'm throwing D MARTYN into that mix, because he was my favorite cricketer, and he retired after the third Test.
So we've got a case that in three years, there's only three regulars still around, and two of them shouldn't be.
It's cool that we've got a few guys going alright- a stable opening combination, a good battle for the keepers job (IMO Paine is better than Haddin, but Haddin will return straight away), and some serviceable pace bowlers.
What we do not have is middle order players keeping their averages at the fifty mark (HUSS is there, but it is on the slide, and NORTH will never get there).
We have no spin bowling options of Test standard (We were spoiled by Warne, and MacGill, when barring Vettori and Kumble, no country really had a Test standard slow bowler for twenty years- I refuse to acknowledge that Sri Lankan), and we play one for the sake of it, although the stats say Hauritz has gone alright in this era (SMITH and O'KEEFE are our only genuine future Test prospects).
We have no match winning quicks. RUG, HILF, SIDS, can all be the GILLESPIE of a bowling combination, but we need a MCGRATH type dominant wicket-taking pace bowler, and MJ can do it, but he is too inconsistent.
The next issue is the succession plan. KAT will go soon, regardless of form. He's 35, and when that form dips, he will be out- he has never been kissed on the dick by the selectors. The PONTIFF and HUSS will be gone shortly, and there's no player being blooded to come in.
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