Horror Housemates

[Johno6]

hopefully u can refer back to police reports of trashed room for proof. also did u take photos of room when trashed?
good riddance to bad news as they say trev...

[Drop Bear]

Trev - perhaps you could draft an ad for "Room to Rent" and pass it on to Media Park to draw to the attention of his HM. I know the two places may be somewhat distant from one another, but it's worth a try just for the laughs it might bring to you, MP and us!

"Room for Rent"

Male seeks sensible, single female / babysitter to share house. Preference given to applicants who have a fridge and can afford to fill it. Ability to

[Media Park]

Had an interesting idea yesterday, and such was its immense awesomeness, that I had to get on here and ask the question...

Since moving in with me, the shocker has had 4 "loves of her life."

Since the most recent one (11 years her senior), got caught with a significantly younger girl (younger than my housemate), he's off teh scene as of yesterday.

The one before that, liked to assault people with hockey sticks, and is now on attempted murder charges- winner.

Next one moved half way across the country after sealing the deal, to live with their ex.

Last one did "the bolt" the morning after intimacies, never to be heard from again...

Now the fun starts!

At cricket training, I was signing up a new fella, and did a double take at his name... It was the fourth ex! I haven't shaved in about two months, and he didn't recognise me, but I certainly picked him, and now I can have some fun...

With my troll needing to move out, is it time to have after cricket drinks at my house, inviting ex number 4???

[Strawb]

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With my troll needing to move out, is it time to have after cricket drinks at my house, inviting ex number 4???

Invite only him and becareful because he might come back as another addition to your household but I somewhat doubt that.

[Media Park]

With my troll needing to move out, is it time to have after cricket drinks at my house, inviting ex number 4???

Invite only him and becareful because he might come back as another addition to your household but I somewhat doubt that.

As an extra bonus, the father of her child (who she hates) also plays on my team...

[Strawb]

With my troll needing to move out, is it time to have after cricket drinks at my house, inviting ex number 4???

Invite only him and becareful because he might come back as another addition to your household but I somewhat doubt that.

As an extra bonus, the father of her child (who she hates) also plays on my team...

That just makes the beer taste sweeter IMO you should record the moment they see each other again put it on Youtube and repost it here.

[Media Park]

I could have a lot of fun with this...

[Media Park]

Smiles and planning silly pranks last night, bloodied and speaking with the coppers tonight, in my own home.

First of all, bad things come in three's guys, so after Trev's issue, and what I have just been through, one of you guys are on notice- something bad is going to happen to you (sorry to tell you).

Second, I can't go into FULL detail, because of our legal system, and the fact that I am now probably going to court (and certain members of this story DEFINITELY are).

BACKGROUND:
1) MP is a joker. I love to make a wisecrack, always ready with a one-liner, but I am not a fighter, by anyone's measure.

2) Recently in Lincoln town, there was an ALLEGED issue with a girl "crying" that a male ALLEGEDLY did something horrid to her. That girl's BF ALLEGEDLY attacked him with a hockey stick, and that guy DEFINITELY was flown to Adelaide near death, and the other guy DEFINITELY got arrested.
Next part I won't write, but the girl DEFINITELY made a few comments that had people in this town trying to cause her physical harm.

3) This girl is BFF's with my scrag of a housemate.

Now the story.

I get home, the girl is in my home (last night, HM Scrag tells me the girl is no longer welcome in our home), and I ask the question, as to why the heck she's here (being angry, I asked the question in front of the girl).
About five minutes into the answer, and there's an almighty crash, and it's clear that a brick has come through our lounge window!

The girl jumps up, goes outside, and starts going off at the perpetrators (a male and a female, who are in my yard), and I jump on the phone and call the cops).

After a couple of illegal activities, and one crying child (the HMs), I go outside to stop the girl getting seriously injured.

Copped more than a couple for my troubles while the cops rocked up, and these guys get taken away.

After the cops leave, HM and her friend grab the HMs crying child, and leave.

Afterwards I realise that they managed to take my wallet off the table too- not impressed, made a second call to the cops- but they didn't sound too hopeful...

When this has gone through the legal system, I will go a tad more indepth, but that's enough for now.

[tiger07andbeyond]

media park, I will help you if you need back-up.

this sounds absurd.

PM me with all the details. I have contacts.

[mighty_tiger_79]

gee whizz its all happening!!!!!!

[Drop Bear]

Bloody hell mate! Hope things turn around for ya!!

[Squawk]

Far out....hope the end to all this is nigh MP, this cant keep going on.

[OnSong]

Sounds like a TV show. What a drama!

[Ron Burgundy]

Have you got rid of your horror housemate OS?

[Johno6]

what channel and/or womens mag has the rights to ur story?

[fisho mcspaz]

what channel and/or womens mag has the rights to ur story?

Good idea!! Sell your story to That's Life, they pay about $500 I think. (a mate did some research into this when she was trying to convince me to sell MY story to the media. I didn't.)

[Johno6]

ive sent a couple of my stories to a magazine......

a few guys in here over the age of 18 might of read them......

[nuggety goodness]

ive sent a couple of my stories to a magazine......

a few guys in here over the age of 18 might of read them......

pictures for home blokes don't class as 'stories' Johno...

[Johno6]

i usually tell all my pictures with stories....

[Zelezny Chucks]

Published in the "short" story section?