Things that give you the sh1ts

[Groover]

Paul the Octopus predicting Collingwood to win the GF. Why would he do that to us?

[fish]

Paul the Octopus predicting Collingwood to win the GF. Why would he do that to us?

His luck has got to end sometime...

[Groover]

Paul the Octopus predicting Collingwood to win the GF. Why would he do that to us?

His luck has got to end sometime...

St Kilda fans over the years would be saying the same thing

[Booney]

comin to work sick becuase u know if u take time off u get further and further behind and noone will do ur work for ya..
then comin in today and one of the other guys has takin a day off and they make me do his work + mine...

so f*ckin pissed off right now!!!!

And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...

Easier done than said

Sometime ago, someone I might have known, might have worked at a major public hospital in the store and he might have had access to pads of sick certificates and he may have 'misplaced' a self inking stamp from a doctor and he may be able to scribble some numbers on those pads and then stamp the pad with the stamp.

Might and maybe, of course.

[Footy Chick]

Paul the Octopus predicting Collingwood to win the GF. Why would he do that to us?

Are you serious? About time someone fed that little **** to the sharks

[Groover]

Paul the Octopus predicting Collingwood to win the GF. Why would he do that to us?

Are you serious? About time someone fed that little **** to the sharks

Yeah, I thought he had been "retired", But I saw it on ch10 news the other night.

[GWW]

Paul shouldn't get the blame. It was his mate Dave.

http://www.mix1011.com.au/posts/2010/09 ... is-choice/

[mickey]

And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...

Sometime ago, someone I might have known, might have worked at a major public hospital in the store and he might have had access to pads of sick certificates and he may have 'misplaced' a self inking stamp from a doctor and he may be able to scribble some numbers on those pads and then stamp the pad with the stamp.

Might and maybe, of course.

A friend of mine has worked out that most doctors certificates are typed and printed... my friend worked out what font etc it was typed in and then my friend may have made up his own using a word processing programme on a computer for future reference...

[fisho mcspaz]

Just go to a bulk-billing clinic and say you're sick and you need a certificate.

I went to one after I had my appendix out. I said 'I've had my appendix out recently and I'm still in a lot of pain.'

'OK,' replied the doctor, 'I give you some Endone.'

He didn't even examine me to see if I was telling the truth!

[Media Park]

And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...

Sometime ago, someone I might have known, might have worked at a major public hospital in the store and he might have had access to pads of sick certificates and he may have 'misplaced' a self inking stamp from a doctor and he may be able to scribble some numbers on those pads and then stamp the pad with the stamp.

Might and maybe, of course.

A friend of mine has worked out that most doctors certificates are typed and printed... my friend worked out what font etc it was typed in and then my friend may have made up his own using a word processing programme on a computer for future reference...

I think I need to be friends with Mickey and Booney's friends...

[Booney]

And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...

Sometime ago, someone I might have known, might have worked at a major public hospital in the store and he might have had access to pads of sick certificates and he may have 'misplaced' a self inking stamp from a doctor and he may be able to scribble some numbers on those pads and then stamp the pad with the stamp.

Might and maybe, of course.

A friend of mine has worked out that most doctors certificates are typed and printed... my friend worked out what font etc it was typed in and then my friend may have made up his own using a word processing programme on a computer for future reference...

I think I need to be friends with Mickey and Booney's friends...

Yeah, it was......my.....friend.....

[Dirko]

My old mob I worked for you could get a stat dec from the JP.

Just rock up to the library, see the JP, and bullshit some. All good !!

[mighty_tiger_79]

when taking sick leave it costs me 30% of my wage, so ive avoided taking it but in the last month had to use it all up

[Mythical Creature]

Reading this makes me glad that my bosses don't make us get sick certificates. The last sick day I had I meant to phone in but fell asleep again and woke up at 11am. Phoned them then and the response I got was "we thought you wouldn't be in today because you're usually here by now, see you tomorrow".

[Dirko]

when taking sick leave it costs me 30% of my wage, so ive avoided taking it but in the last month had to use it all up

Thought I haven't seen you cruising around for a while.....

[Media Park]

Reading this makes me glad that my bosses don't make us get sick certificates. The last sick day I had I meant to phone in but fell asleep again and woke up at 11am. Phoned them then and the response I got was "we thought you wouldn't be in today because you're usually here by now, see you tomorrow". 8)

Love your boss!

[The Ash Man]

The fact I didnt get a guernsey to the AFL GF with the bosses

[The Ash Man]

John Farnham being the lead act on the Footy Show tonight

Who in the average football public actually wants to see him

Not many is my guess

Please be the LAST time

[Footy Chick]

The fact I didnt get a guernsey to the AFL GF with the bosses

So who'd run the GF Spectacular 3 if you went, eh?

[Bum Crack]

Swallowing a bee on the weekend and getting stung on the inside of my throat.

Na, just joking. It would give me the shits if it happened though