Things that make you laugh

[Sturtman]

Facebook "privacy..."

The bird who was ALLEGEDLY assaulted by Chappy has a very open profile...

Makes me laugh that her friends told her on there to "sell the story," and that's just what she's done...

Atleast she put her best trackpants and ugg boots on to go down to the police station Slapper

[Booney]

From a work colleague from whom I had requested a quote :

G'day Booney,
Before we start, as a Glenelg supporter, football can bite my hairy ringpiece. Again.
That's better.

[Brucetiki]

Just had another visit from the cops looking for the previous owner. Apparantly they pulled him over yesterday and they told him he still lives here. Why the cops are wanting to pay him a visit at this time of the night is a little odd, but clearly the old owner is an idiot.

[JAS]

The origins of Listerine mouthwash first heard it on QI the other night and thought they were kidding...handy to know if I run out of floor cleaner...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine

Listerine was invented in the 19th century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in a very distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea. But it wasn't a runaway success until the 1920s, when it was pitched as a solution to "chronic halitosis", the faux medical term that the Listerine advertising group created in 1921 to describe bad breath. By creating a "medical condition" for which consumers now felt they needed a cure, Listerine created the market for their mouthwash. Until that time, bad breath was not conventionally considered a catastrophe, but Listerine's ad campaign changed that. As the advertising scholar James B. Twitchell writes, "Listerine did not make mouthwash as much as it made halitosis." Listerine's new ads featured forlorn young women and men, eager for marriage but turned off by their mate's rotten breath. "Can I be happy with him in spite of that?" one maiden asked herself. In just seven years, the company's revenues rose from $115,000 to more than $8 million.

Regards
JAS

[Lightning McQueen]

Watching someone hoot along the northern expressway sitting on approx. 200km/h, I'm led to believe there's something like 28 permanent speed camera's on the new road.

[Psyber]

The origins of Listerine mouthwash first heard it on QI the other night and thought they were kidding...handy to know if I run out of floor cleaner...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listerine

Listerine was invented in the 19th century as powerful surgical antiseptic. It was later sold, in a very distilled form, as both a floor cleaner and a cure for gonorrhea. But it wasn't a runaway success until the 1920s, when it was pitched as a solution to "chronic halitosis", the faux medical term that the Listerine advertising group created in 1921 to describe bad breath. By creating a "medical condition" for which consumers now felt they needed a cure, Listerine created the market for their mouthwash. Until that time, bad breath was not conventionally considered a catastrophe, but Listerine's ad campaign changed that. As the advertising scholar James B. Twitchell writes, "Listerine did not make mouthwash as much as it made halitosis." Listerine's new ads featured forlorn young women and men, eager for marriage but turned off by their mate's rotten breath. "Can I be happy with him in spite of that?" one maiden asked herself. In just seven years, the company's revenues rose from $115,000 to more than $8 million.

Regards
JAS

And the two best inhibitors of bacterial and viral growth are still soapy water then alcohol in water or a combination of the three.
Those lying adverts for Glen 20 and the like trying to whip up hysteria about infection for commercial gain really get up my nose.
[Much more than the bacteria a virus particles do! ]

[aceman]

The look on Eddie Macguire's face at the Brownlow. Gold!!! Just like a spoilt brat who couldn't have his 'own way"!

[mighty_tiger_79]

The look on Eddie Macguire's face at the Brownlow. Gold!!! Just like a spoilt brat who couldn't have his 'own way"!

agreed, he was more devo then swan

[Dutchy]

Up in Darwin at the moment and was laughing about the headline in the NTNews yesterday with a couple of other guys up here "Man punches Croc"!

Then get the paper today over breakfast and on the front page this!

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/0 ... tnews.html

Only in the territory!

[Choccies]

Up in Darwin at the moment and was laughing about the headline in the NTNews yesterday with a couple of other guys up here "Man punches Croc"!

Then get the paper today over breakfast and on the front page this!

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2010/0 ... tnews.html

Only in the territory!

Biggest load of w@nk I've ever read......

[A Mum]

The face book group that I just saw...

"It's not St Kilda vs Collingwoood - It's Australia vs Collingwood" !

[Media Park]

The face book group that I just saw...

"It's not St Kilda vs Collingwoood - It's Australia vs Collingwood" !

Already joined it! It is gold!

[Squawk]

this...

[Choccies]

Junior Choccies giving me my Fathers Day 2011 present last night. Sorting all the stuff in the house into boxes to get ready for the move to the new house and Mrs Choccies found it in his room and asked why he didn't give it to me the other week and he told her because it's for next year already. What a little champ !! Already planning ahead for next year...

So he gave it to me so now I have a Fathers Day 2011 card up on the bench to go with my Fathers Day 2010 card.

[The Yetti]

Job Vacancy in the Advertiser.
Wanted
Blind Installer

Bloke at work said.....How would he even read the add if he was blind.

[Media Park]

Job Vacancy in the Advertiser.
Wanted
Blind Installer

Bloke at work said.....How would he even read the add if he was blind.

[Thiele]

The winnner of Almost Football Legends last night on the footy show

[Media Park]

The amount of groups already started on Facebook about the GF result...

*The awkward moment when no-one wins the AFL Grand Final (14000+)
* We have a winner. LOL JK I'm the AFL Grand Final (7000+)
* I was alive when Collingwood and St Kilda drew in the 2010 Grand Final (11000+)
* Look on the bright side, Collingwood didn't win (2500+)
* Dear AFL, did you hear of extra time? Regards, Australia (27000+)

[JAS]

Jason Donovan being interviewed on BBC Radio2 just now kicking himself for forgetting to set his alarm for 5:30am for the GF...wonder if he's heard the result yet the presenter didn't tell him despite his being quite into footy.

Regards
JAS

[A Mum]

The amount of groups already started on Facebook about the GF result...

*The awkward moment when no-one wins the AFL Grand Final (14000+)
* We have a winner. LOL JK I'm the AFL Grand Final (7000+)
* I was alive when Collingwood and St Kilda drew in the 2010 Grand Final (11000+)
* Look on the bright side, Collingwood didn't win (2500+)
* Dear AFL, did you hear of extra time? Regards, Australia (27000+)

Have to admit that A Son started that one - and keeps updating me every 10mins about how many likes he's got