Things that give you the sh1ts

[Media Park]

I've had this discussion.

(drops tail gate)
Me: (whistles) in ya get
Her: Sorry?
Me: (whistles louder) cmon haven't got all day
Her: Do you want dinner tonight?
Me: (sheepishly shuts tail gate) Don't scratch the front seat then love.

Rate any fella with the cajones to have that convo...

[fisho mcspaz]

Yes, one of my friends 'requested' me to ride under the hard lid of his ute once - there were four of us and only three would fit in the cab. For some reason I thought it might be fun, so I didn't argue. Oh my GOD. I don't ever want to do that again. Also, I think he deliberately took a detour down a few unsealed roads just to be a dickhead.

[tipper]

it went something like this

Me: "we dont need to borrow the old mans car"
Her: "but we cant all fit in the ute"
Me: "yes we can, you can ride under the hard lid"
Her: "Whatt??"
Me: "ill put my swag in there to give you something to lie on..."
Her: "no way"
Me: "you dont expect our 13 month old daughter to ride back there do you ?"
Her: "well why cant you go back there?'
Me: "Its my ute, and i didnt back the other car into a ******* tree!!!"
Her: snorts and walks away
Me: "well, that went better than expected..."

somehow i dont think that is the end of it though

[Media Park]

You've earned some serious man points there Tipper...

[tipper]

unfortunately man points dont count towards anything with your wife.

but lets face it, i am married and we have a child, the chances of me getting any were remote at best anyway

[Iron Fist]

we were on the cans at the marion Bay pub one night
we had been drinking all night and were all blind, one of the boys passed out so we put him in the tray of the car in the car park!
When we left, still blind, we drove back to browns beach which is 23km on gravel roads and bumps, he didnt wake up at all
that was pretty funny

[Media Park]

unfortunately man points dont count towards anything with your wife.

but lets face it, i am married and we have a child, the chances of me getting any were remote at best anyway

Isn't that why you get married? When you're sick of sex?

[Squawk]

it went something like this

Me: "we dont need to borrow the old mans car"
Her: "but we cant all fit in the ute"
Me: "yes we can, you can ride under the hard lid"
Her: "Whatt??"
Me: "ill put my swag in there to give you something to lie on..."
Her: "no way"
Me: "you dont expect our 13 month old daughter to ride back there do you ?"
Her: "well why cant you go back there?'
Me: "Its my ute, and i didnt back the other car into a ******* tree!!!"
Her: snorts and walks away
Me: "well, that went better than expected..."

somehow i dont think that is the end of it though

[tipper]

you are never, ever sick of sex.

[Media Park]

you are never, ever sick of sex.

That's why I will never, ever get married.

[A Mum]

That's why I will never, ever get married.

Yeah, yeah that's what they all say...lol.

[Media Park]

That's why I will never, ever get married.

Yeah, yeah that's what they all say...lol.

Showing my (lack of) age there...

[Media Park]

the (lack of) coverage of the Magarey Medal...

And Adelaidenow calling it the Margaret...

[Media Park]

Further to the above...

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/gro ... 6640690844

[custardarm]

the (lack of) coverage of the Magarey Medal...

And Adelaidenow calling it the Margaret...

seriously only about 5 people in adelaide would know who most of the vote getters actually were anymore

[spell_check]

the (lack of) coverage of the Magarey Medal...

And Adelaidenow calling it the Margaret...

seriously only about 5 people in adelaide would know who most of the vote getters actually were anymore

5 people in Adelaide who aren't members of this site.

[Media Park]

the (lack of) coverage of the Magarey Medal...

And Adelaidenow calling it the Margaret...

seriously only about 5 people in adelaide would know who most of the vote getters actually were anymore

5 people in Adelaide who aren't members of this site.

I kept flitting to the bottom of the index page...

I don't think it dropped below 150 online during the count...

Just a TAD of interest...

[trev]

1) My housemate hooking up with the witch from next door.

She turned up uninvited 3 weeks ago and has not been home since.!
She has been in my room when I have been out, She has asked me for money to buy her smokes, she has tried to tell me what I can and cant do
She has told me that she "outranks me cos I'm dating The lord of the manor"
She has a 13 year old daughter who came home sick from school and she still didnt go home.

2) My housemate had his 9 year old son for the weekend. I got to bed at 6 am on sun morning and was woken by housemates son at 9 am
I told him he neeeded to go see his dad but was told " she told me i was not allowed in his room while shes there and i had to come wake you up". So I spent the day looking after him which was fun (playstation, went to the park, kicked the footy ect) but not when housemate and witch SPEND THE DAY IN BED. Then when he went home at 5 pm, she (being out of bed for about ten mintes) tries to take all the credit when he tells his mum he had a great time!

Serenity now! Serenity now!

[Lightning McQueen]

Time to strut around the house naked mate.

[A Mum]

Nothing like being taken advantage of there Trev
And what patience you have !

But I'm posting to say good on you for caring enough and what a kind heart you have for taking care of the little boy the way you did - when otherwise he sounds like he probably would have been left to his own devices.