Things that make you laugh

[Media Park]

Littlest miss smac telling me that she drew a head job today. Once I got over the initial shock I managed to work out it was a hedgehog!

I'd be getting her to teach the missus if I were you ...

you want the missus to DRAW one...

[Booney]

Littlest miss smac telling me that she drew a head job today. Once I got over the initial shock I managed to work out it was a hedgehog!

Mrs.Boons reaction when I showed her this. Still giggling.

[devilsadvocate]

NA fans having a dig at the Albertin grandstand.
LMFAO
glass houses and all

[JAS]

Been thinking about the emails that appear in the spam folder and I think I've noticed a pattern...they seem to be telling some poor idiots life story…

First we were inundated with offers of cheap Viagra and enlargement operations for men…oh dear, not having much luck with the ladies…feeling inadequate are we???

Those were followed by a few months of dating sites…now you’ve had the op go get ‘em tiger

Bit of a quiet time and then it’s online offers of online porn…not going as well as you’d hoped then sport???

Not long after we start getting credit companies and loan shark…geez who knew porn was so expensive.

Now it’s a crazy psychic and bingo/gambling sites…so now you’ve been left sad and desperate.

Ah well…ce la vie

I wonder if the next batch will be the Samaritans and funeral parlors

Regards
JAS

[Footy Chick]

Wad just speaking to a mate who lives in Ballarat and he said that one of their GF's was cancelled because the road to the oval flooded on the friday night and the players couldn't get there!

[Lightning McQueen]

Watched one of the managers walk out of the dunny with todays Advertiser under his arm, he then placed it back on the owners desk, I couldn't resist, I asked in front of a few peers "Did you have a nice poo?"..........................I'm waiting for the backlash now, me and my big mouth.

[Johno6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_n3hg- ... r_embedded

watch other videos by this guy...
classic

[JAS]

Two people voicing their personal opinion is apparently indicitive of a nanny state

Regards
JAS

[Q.]

WTF Johno?! I think I'm going to have nightmares.

[Johno6]

HAHA!! Q, i said the exact same thing to work mates...
its scary as hell.... what a wird MF.

the ones where he actually sings are hilarious! natural talent

[JK]

Mrs P understands absolutely ZERO about football, other than the fact Im obsessed about my Redlegs .. I said to her this morning "Im gonna need Sunday off to watch us in the finals".

Without a seconds delay she laughed and with an expression of said "You guys are in the finals?"

[trev]

So that's what happened to the kid from Jerry Maguire!

classic.

[fisho mcspaz]

Mrs P understands absolutely ZERO about football, other than the fact Im obsessed about my Redlegs .. I said to her this morning "Im gonna need Sunday off to watch us in the finals".

Without a seconds delay she laughed and with an expression of said "You guys are in the finals?"

My mum also understands bugger-all about football but Dad and I have dragged her to the odd Eagles game. She's always asking stuff like 'What does the ruckman do?' and gets completely horrified whenever someone gets tackled, she jumps up shrieking 'Oh, you brute! Get off him!'

[Drop Bear]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_n3hg-Gbg&feature=player_embedded

watch other videos by this guy...
classic

I still can't get over people who video themselves thinking they are talented. Nice work mate!

[JAS]

Having trouble getting your campfire lit???...then what you need is a golfer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11146476

A California wildfire was sparked when a golfer trying to hit a ball out of the rough struck his club against a rock, fire officials have said.

The fire burned 12 acres on a densely wooded hill by the Shady Canyon golf course in Irvine, California.

Officials said the golfer, whose name was withheld, will not face charges over the fire on Saturday.

Southern California suffers from massive wildfires sparked in parched conditions.

Roughly 150 fire fighters responded to the blaze.

Orange County Fire Authority Capt Greg McKeown told the BBC investigators determined the cause of the fire after interviewing people at the scene.

"Personally, I've never responded to that call before," Capt McKeown said.

Regards
JAS

[Johno6]

this

[Drop Bear]

Funny.

[Media Park]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNa2K7uYzE

[Q.]

Bwahahahahahaha! That was awesome MP!

[Dirko]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iNa2K7uYzE

That's GOLD ! BANG ! Take the watermelon woman !!