Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat Sep 04, 2010 10:17 pm

sherminator wrote:My university's online resources web pages being down due to maintenance all day. It is fine for all the students who still live with their parents, don't work etc. and have free time during the week, it is a pain in the backside to people like me who have rent to pay and work all week and rely on the weekends to get my uni work done!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby sherminator » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:18 pm

dedja wrote:
sherminator wrote:My university's online resources web pages being down due to maintenance all day. It is fine for all the students who still live with their parents, don't work etc. and have free time during the week, it is a pain in the backside to people like me who have rent to pay and work all week and rely on the weekends to get my uni work done!


Which Uni?


UniSA. They are using this Moodle thing for all the course resources but I have been unable to log onto it all day due to maintenance. It is frustrating, but not the end of the world. I had planned to carry out certain tasks today in which I needed access to some of the resources on a couple of the course homepages. I still have access to library databases etc. so it hasn't been a wasted day!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:19 pm

Phew, I was worried for a sec ... come to Adelaide then. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:09 am

I know there's a whole other thread on it, but this weather gives me the sh1ts...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:01 pm

The weather itself doesn't give me the shits- what gives me the shits is that people drive like tools because of it. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:30 pm

Footy Chick wrote:The weather itself doesn't give me the shits- what gives me the shits is that people drive like tools because of it. :evil:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:33 pm

The tailgaters are getting their thrills in the wet.

You've got to love the look on their faces when I touch the brakes when they're up my arse ... usually works a charm. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:35 pm

dedja wrote:The tailgaters are getting their thrills in the wet.

You've got to love the look on their faces when I touch the brakes when they're up my arse ... usually works a charm. :lol:


I can't do that because I've got kids in the back seat, otherwise I WOULD. Still, I can usually irritate them by slowing right down and then making cheerful faces at them in my rearview mirror.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby custardarm » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:43 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:
dedja wrote:The tailgaters are getting their thrills in the wet.

You've got to love the look on their faces when I touch the brakes when they're up my arse ... usually works a charm. :lol:


I can't do that because I've got kids in the back seat, otherwise I WOULD. Still, I can usually irritate them by slowing right down and then making cheerful faces at them in my rearview mirror.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Sun Sep 05, 2010 12:52 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:
dedja wrote:The tailgaters are getting their thrills in the wet.

You've got to love the look on their faces when I touch the brakes when they're up my arse ... usually works a charm. :lol:


I can't do that because I've got kids in the back seat, otherwise I WOULD. Still, I can usually irritate them by slowing right down and then making cheerful faces at them in my rearview mirror.


LOL Fisho, I said touch, not slam the brakes! #-o

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:17 pm

Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:47 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:


Ahh if only that was always the case FC, in a totally non-random analysis of a double blind collation of the times that I am tail-gated I would say well over half the time I am doing the speed limit + or - 2 km/h
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Sun Sep 05, 2010 2:15 pm

am Bays wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:


Ahh if only that was always the case FC, in a totally non-random analysis of a double blind collation of the times that I am tail-gated I would say well over half the time I am doing the speed limit + or - 2 km/h



In those cases you are more than entitled to touch the brakes then ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dirko » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:00 pm

A dickhead driving a Territory sped past me in the rain on Glynburn Rd, then proceeded to run the red light over the parade. Flash got him !! Speeding and Redlight ! You dickhead. I then caught up to him by the K Mart, and gave him the biggest shit eating grin imaginable. He didn't look too pleased....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:10 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:

Sorry FC but there's no excuse for tailgating under any circumstances. [-x
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby southee » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:26 pm

fish wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:

Sorry FC but there's no excuse for tailgating under any circumstances. [-x


Agreed......does not matter....give the front car plenty of space in the wet.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:31 pm

southee wrote:
fish wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Has anyone thought about the fact that if you were doing the bloody speed limit in the first place you wouldn't be getting tailgated? :roll:

Sorry FC but there's no excuse for tailgating under any circumstances. [-x


Agreed......does not matter....give the front car plenty of space in the wet.


Should do that in any conditons.

Don't these people carrier type cars with seats in the boot mean that your effectively putting kids in what should be the crumple zone in a rear-end shunt???

Shame they don't consider that before driving up the arse of the car in front.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Sep 05, 2010 7:15 pm

Eagles not knowing how to play wet-weather footy. First of all, you DON'T kick backwards, and you DON'T try and take out your opponent when you've got the ball. :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:47 pm

Putting off getting that hole in my tooth fixed. I'm in a bit of bother! :(

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:51 pm

The foam rocket launcher in one of our showbags being broken. :evil: We paid a whole $6 for that bag!!!
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