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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:45 am

Yeah, my year 9 Maths teacher is in jail for killing a boy and molesting others. He was strict but I didn't mind him as he gave me an A and sat the best looking girl in the class between me and my best mate! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:44 pm

My experience with opening the paper and seeing a familer face as a rapist/sex offender is slightly different...


i opened the paper to see a photo of a sexual offender in the northern suburbs near my neck of the woods who looked EXACTLY like i did in highschool...

i had people msg me and call me who i hadnt seen in years asking if it was me.


p.s it wasnt tho... trust me ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:17 pm

Johno6 wrote:My experience with opening the paper and seeing a familer face as a rapist/sex offender is slightly different...


i opened the paper to see a photo of a sexual offender in the northern suburbs near my neck of the woods who looked EXACTLY like i did in highschool...

i had people msg me and call me who i hadnt seen in years asking if it was me.


p.s it wasnt tho... trust me ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:58 pm

After all the hype, the Stig is just some no-name. What a let down.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:33 pm

Choccies wrote:
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fisho mcspaz wrote:The way Bejeweled Blitz says 'EXCELLENT'. It sounds like a creepy old paedophile and it really puts me off my game! :evil:


And you've had experience with a creepy old paedophile, and can recognise the voice ?


Yes, I have actually! I mean, he didn't try it on with me, but he was convicted of molesting a teenage girl several years later. When I was in high school there was this lawyer who worked in the building outside my bus stop and he'd always come downstairs and want to talk. He asked me and a couple of other kids to come up to his office but we thought that was a bit odd so we declined. Then about three years later I saw his picture on the front page of the Advertiser, read the accompanying article and realised what a lucky escape my friends and I had had! :shock:

(That being said, this bloke didn't sound anything like the Bejeweled Blitz voice. But it's still creepy!)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:39 pm

Gingernuts wrote:After all the hype, the Stig is just some no-name. What a let down.


You didn't seriously expect it to be someone famous did you?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Gingernuts » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:41 pm

JAS wrote:
Gingernuts wrote:After all the hype, the Stig is just some no-name. What a let down.


You didn't seriously expect it to be someone famous did you?

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I had hoped it might be an ex F1 driver or something. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:48 pm

Gingernuts wrote:
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Gingernuts wrote:After all the hype, the Stig is just some no-name. What a let down.


You didn't seriously expect it to be someone famous did you?

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I had hoped it might be an ex F1 driver or something. :(


Sadly they'd never have been able to keep that secret though. With all the media morons that would be hanging around the place either overtly or covertly desperate to publish a spoiler they'd cotton on to a high profile face from F1 or rallying etc turning up regularly in a flash.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:39 pm

my mate talking on facebook about an "oyster kilpatrick bake," which i think is like a potato bake, but oysters instead of potato...

he didn't invite me!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:19 am

Missing tonights first final becuase of gf's grandmas 80th dinner in town...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:36 am

Johno6 wrote:Missing tonights first final becuase of gf's grandmas 80th dinner in town...


That hurts...

Only 80?
You a young fella Johnno?
Mine is 89!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:53 am

im 26..

gf is 21 and its her nonna...

my mum is 50 and has a 13/14 year old grand son...

cant remember exactly how old he is... but sis was pregnant at 16.. classy girl
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Sep 03, 2010 10:54 am

White Line Fever wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Missing tonights first final becuase of gf's grandmas 80th dinner in town...


That hurts...

Only 80?
You a young fella Johnno?
Mine is 89!



Mine is only 76 and I'm older than both of you! :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:09 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:15 pm

This weather, and the power going out...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:18 pm

So how did you manage to make that last post then? :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:31 pm

wonderful tool- phone internet
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:32 pm

MP obviously has access to a DeLorean time machine..... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:03 pm

Andrew from Neighbours because sometimes he sounds Scottish and sometimes like an Aussie. At the moment he's mostly Scottish. 'Och, Declan, I noo ye pushed me faither! I'll clobber ye with me sporran!'
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby custardarm » Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:27 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
White Line Fever wrote:
Johno6 wrote:Missing tonights first final becuase of gf's grandmas 80th dinner in town...


That hurts...

Only 80?
You a young fella Johnno?
Mine is 89!



Mine is only 76 and I'm older than both of you! :shock:


thats simple , early breeders at the valley :lol:
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