Things that give you the sh1ts

[Rams52]

The smokers who stand out the front of our office to have a puff despite the 45,239 clear and obvious stickers telling them it's a non smoking area.

Get a Fire Extinguisher & spray them!

[mighty_tiger_79]

the day you get an electricity bill a rep from the other company comes banging on your door

[CK]

Having footy on fathers day

Not having foot on father's day!

regards,

REB

That would be difficult really. Certainly makes the usual present of socks somewhat awkward, although it does double the life of the pair, I guess.

[White Line Fever]

Having footy on fathers day

Not having foot on father's day!

regards,

REB

That would be difficult really. Certainly makes the usual present of socks somewhat awkward, although it does double the life of the pair, I guess.

[Media Park]

Having footy on fathers day

Not having foot on father's day!

regards,

REB

That would be difficult really. Certainly makes the usual present of socks somewhat awkward, although it does double the life of the pair, I guess.

[The Dark Knight]

Lesbians taking my Beer out of the Esky.

they could at least let you watch

Not these Lesbians And they weren't taking, they were stealing.

[Footy Chick]

That'll learn ya for living in Semaphore then, won't it?

[Footy Chick]

The old lady in Woolies tonight who had almost filled up her trolley with every single loaf of bread left in the place and just as I was about to grab the last loaf of soy and linseed, she snatched it and shoved it in her trolley!

I said "hey, that was mine" and she said I could buy it off of her for $2.50 once she left the store as she strolled to the checkout

It was marked down to $1.26! If I hadn't been a regular of over 20 years to this particular store she would have copped it big time. Stupid old bat

[Squawk]

The old lady in Woolies tonight who had almost filled up her trolley with every single loaf of bread left in the place and just as I was about to grab the last loaf of soy and linseed, she snatched it and shoved it in her trolley!

I said "hey, that was mine" and she said I could buy it off of her for $2.50 once she left the store as she strolled to the checkout

It was marked down to $1.26! If I hadn't been a regular of over 20 years to this particular store she would have copped it big time. Stupid old bat

Forgive me, but

At least it wasn't any one of a number of other products the supermarket has for sale. (Yet!).

[fisho mcspaz]

The old lady in Woolies tonight who had almost filled up her trolley with every single loaf of bread left in the place and just as I was about to grab the last loaf of soy and linseed, she snatched it and shoved it in her trolley!

I said "hey, that was mine" and she said I could buy it off of her for $2.50 once she left the store as she strolled to the checkout

It was marked down to $1.26! If I hadn't been a regular of over 20 years to this particular store she would have copped it big time. Stupid old bat

Forgive me, but

At least it wasn't any one of a number of other products the supermarket has for sale. (Yet!).

haha next time you should say 'I wouldn't even buy YOU for $2.50, you withered old haggis!'

[Footy Chick]

You know what annoyed me most about her?

She had long scraggly grey hair and she plaited it. Don't ask me why, it just shat me to tears

[LMA]

That'll learn ya for living in Semaphore then, won't it?

I haven't seen too many around since the Sem Bar (aka Lickerland) became Cafe Primo

[fisho mcspaz]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

[Media Park]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

THIS POST ^^ is exactly why I am on safooty.net right now, and not snoring...


LOVE IT Fisho!!!!

[JAS]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

It's just come back up Fisho

Regards
JAS

[mickey]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

It's just come back up Fisho

Regards
JAS

down again

[JAS]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

It's just come back up Fisho

Regards
JAS

down again

oooops...must have come back just long enough for me to download the lightbulb photo to post for FC stoopid Facebook

Regards
JAS

[dedja]

Stop it Pseudo, stop it ...

[Squawk]

Stop it Pseudo, stop it ...

LMAO.

[CK]

Bloody Facebook dying on me just as I was about to make an awesome Bejeweled Blitz score. I am going to write to the person in charge of Facebook and tell him that he is a drongo and I hope he gets eaten by a rabid elephant seal.

It's just come back up Fisho

Regards
JAS

down again

All I keep thinking of with this exchange, is a moose head falling off a wall as someone rushes to take a phone call, before tripping over a waiter

(English comedy fans may get this reference)