Things that give you the sh1ts

[Booney]

There's water falling from the sky?

[Rik E Boy]

There's water falling from the sky?

If I find the person who took that photo of me during the 1995 Grand Final..........

regards,

REB

[Gingernuts]

There's water falling from the sky?

If I find the person who took that photo of me during the 1995 Grand Final..........

regards,

REB

REB - 1 Goal
Booney - 1 Score Assist

[The Dark Knight]

ads on radio really annoys me when the person on their either eats or drinks and talks...
i hate that noise of swalling so much and i hate it when they talk with mouth ful of food...
does that make me wierd?

I hate the noise when people chew their food with their mouth open. Annoys the living sh!t out of me.

[dedja]

Ben Cousins

[Gingernuts]

Forgetting my tasty leftovers for the second day in a row. It'll have to go in the bin now.

[Drop Bear]

Forgetting my tasty leftovers for the second day in a row. It'll have to go in the bin now.

Ouch. Especially when you've left it on the bench to take in the morning!

[Footy Chick]

Forgetting my tasty leftovers for the second day in a row. It'll have to go in the bin now.

Dog'll eat it

[Media Park]

Now... I'm pretty good at my job, and one of the old boiler lady workers just completely blew off my advice and pretended they knew best...

moral of the story? listen to media park love, because i am awesome at what i do, and you now have one very pi$$ed off customer...

[fisho mcspaz]

My failure to discipline my child. Angus was being really rude and I was trying to tell him off but I started laughing instead - couldn't help it. Now he thinks he's really clever.

[Media Park]

My failure to discipline my child. Angus was being really rude and I was trying to tell him off but I started laughing instead - couldn't help it. Now he thinks he's really clever.

did he say something really funny tho?

[Thiele]

THE LACK OF SELF CONFIDENECE I HAVE MYSELF AT THE MOMOENT AND WORK

[fisho mcspaz]

My failure to discipline my child. Angus was being really rude and I was trying to tell him off but I started laughing instead - couldn't help it. Now he thinks he's really clever.

did he say something really funny tho?

He'd been behaving badly at school today, so I told him that little boys who can't be nice to their friends don't get any lollies (we'd just been at the supermarket and he was asking for this and that), and he yelled 'I'm NOT a little boy! I'm a BIG boy!' I told him that if he wanted me to call him a big boy, he needed to act like one, to which he took umbrage and hit me. I told him to get in the car. He said 'You're going to smack me, aren't you?' and I said 'Well, you deserve it, don't you?' and he got mad again and yelled 'You're NEVER making me get in the car, EVER!' and gave me the most furious scowl. I was about to embark on my 'If you don't get in the car NOW there will be consequences' speech but that scowl cracked me up and I just started pointing at him and laughing instead.

[Booney]

Junior Boon racking up a $300 phone bill, for the second time in 12 months.

If your windows shake later this evening, it may not be thunder. It may be Boon going troppo.

[Media Park]

My failure to discipline my child. Angus was being really rude and I was trying to tell him off but I started laughing instead - couldn't help it. Now he thinks he's really clever.

did he say something really funny tho?

He'd been behaving badly at school today, so I told him that little boys who can't be nice to their friends don't get any lollies (we'd just been at the supermarket and he was asking for this and that), and he yelled 'I'm NOT a little boy! I'm a BIG boy!' I told him that if he wanted me to call him a big boy, he needed to act like one, to which he took umbrage and hit me. I told him to get in the car. He said 'You're going to smack me, aren't you?' and I said 'Well, you deserve it, don't you?' and he got mad again and yelled 'You're NEVER making me get in the car, EVER!' and gave me the most furious scowl. I was about to embark on my 'If you don't get in the car NOW there will be consequences' speech but that scowl cracked me up and I just started pointing at him and laughing instead.

you're buggered forever now..

[fisho mcspaz]

Junior Boon racking up a $300 phone bill, for the second time in 12 months.

If your windows shake later this evening, it may not be thunder. It may be Boon going troppo.

I rang up a $1300 phone bill once when I lived with my parents. I paid it in full, but Dad wrote a letter to Telstra saying that I was mentally ill, then he actually went into the Telstra shop and cried. They refunded him (and thus, me) $800.

[Media Park]

can I hire your dad? I have a bill for my now cancelled contract in excess of $1500...

I wouldn't dispute someone calling me mentally ill...

[fisho mcspaz]

can I hire your dad? I have a bill for my now cancelled contract in excess of $1500...

I wouldn't dispute someone calling me mentally ill...

I was furious when I found out. He'd decided to keep it a secret but too bad he'd written the letter to Telstra on my computer. I told him I'd rather he kept the $800 as it was 'bought with lies'... but then about a week later I changed my mind.

[Media Park]

$800 whilst living with the parents would have been a fortune...

If I was still with mine, they wouldn't see me for a week

[Pseudo]

Junior Boon racking up a $300 phone bill, for the second time in 12 months.

Yeah, those 1800-number dirty chat lines can be expensive...