Things that give you the sh1ts

[Q.]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

[White Line Fever]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

Personally I'd be pretty impressed by a bird selling me a coffee.

And i'd be pissed off too if I couldn't talk and had no hands.

[Dirko]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

You need to wait til someone else comes in a buys a coffee, and she if she smiles at them. Might be she just doesn't like you.

[JK]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

Quit the coffee and take up smoking?

[Q.]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

You need to wait til someone else comes in a buys a coffee, and she if she smiles at them. Might be she just doesn't like you.

Then it gives me the shits that she doesn't like me

Hell, all the other birds (that's a colloquialism, WLF) that work there can smile, give a bit of banter and have a laugh. Apparently sourpuss is too good for all that.

[Q.]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

Quit the coffee and take up smoking?

Nah, I like my addiction to coffee. It can't passively kill innocent by-standers

[White Line Fever]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

You need to wait til someone else comes in a buys a coffee, and she if she smiles at them. Might be she just doesn't like you.

Then it gives me the shits that she doesn't like me

Hell, all the other birds (that's a colloquialism, WLF) that work there can smile, give a bit of banter and have a laugh. Apparently sourpuss is too good for all that.

It's Friday & slow.

Just amusing myself with my perspicacious wit

[(S)aintbackline]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

Quit the coffee and take up smoking?

Nah, I like my addiction to coffee. It can't passively kill innocent by-standers :lol:

But you can passively kill the bird who doesnt smile.

[Booney]

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him

Rubbish argument, not all people who are obese choose to be. Some suffer from medical conditions causing such weight gain.
Every smoker chooses to be just that.

Being obese might be the cause of your death, smoking will be.

[White Line Fever]

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him

Rubbish argument, not all people who are obese choose to be. Some suffer from medical conditions causing such weight gain.
Every smoker chooses to be just that.

Being obese might be the cause of your death, smoking will be.

Since when has eating junk and not exercising been a disease.

Are these medical conditions caused by lifestyle?

As I'm not a doctor please excuse my ignorance if they are, and no offense to anyone out there that may have these.

But.. I'm extremely intolerant of overweight people that blame medical reasons.

No one is born fat and if you live healthy and participate in an active lifestyle, it would be quite an extreme case of becoming 'obese'.

[MW]

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him

Whats all the fat people ever done to you? If you gave up the gaspers you'd probably be fat too....

[aceman]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

Personally I'd be pretty impressed by a bird selling me a coffee.

And i'd be pissed off too if I couldn't talk and had no hands.[/quote]



How in the hell do you get the coffee then, through a tube?

[JK]

Rubbish argument, not all people who are obese choose to be. Some suffer from medical conditions causing such weight gain.
Every smoker chooses to be just that.

Not all smokers understood/realised that when they started.

Im a smoker, but I wish to **** I wasn't and I hope I can successfully kick the filthy habit at some stage ... Wish I'd never touched one of the infernal things in the first place!!

BTW I agree with one of your previous posts, noone can win an argument in favour of smoking, it's just not possible (and for good reason(s)).

I don't subscribe however to the notion that every smoker should be treated as a 2nd class citizen .. People should be treated according to their behaviour - If they're considerate and respectful (with all actions, not just smoking) then they shouldn't be downtrodden because they choose to indulge, just as we tolerate people drinking to excess if they remain well spirited and behaved.

Effectively, if you're a good bloke = you're a good bloke, and if you're a knob then you're a knob .. It shouldn't have anything to do with Size, Colour, Sexual Preference, Past-times, Hobbies, which TV shows you do or don't like, whether you smoke or drink, what you wear etc etc ... It should be a persons conduct that determines the way they are perceived by others.

[Gingernuts]

Effectively, if you're a good bloke = you're a good bloke, and if you're a knob then you're a knob .. It shouldn't have anything to do with Size, Colour, Sexual Preference, Past-times, Hobbies, which TV shows you do or don't like, whether you smoke or drink, what you wear etc etc ... It should be a persons conduct that determines the way they are perceived by others.

"I believe that one day, people will not be judged by the colour of their teeth, but by the content of their character"

[fisho mcspaz]

The bird who works at the cafe where I get my coffee. She never, ever smiles. Ever. It's depressing buying coffee from someone who always looks pissed off.

You need to wait til someone else comes in a buys a coffee, and she if she smiles at them. Might be she just doesn't like you.

Then it gives me the shits that she doesn't like me

Hell, all the other birds (that's a colloquialism, WLF) that work there can smile, give a bit of banter and have a laugh. Apparently sourpuss is too good for all that.

I would make faces at her or roar like a monster. At least you'd get a reaction then!

[(S)aintbackline]

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him

Rubbish argument, not all people who are obese choose to be. Some suffer from medical conditions causing such weight gain.
Every smoker chooses to be just that.

Being obese might be the cause of your death, smoking will be.

Obviously I can see now these obese people are that way not because of their diet and lifestyle, but due to the fact they inhaled second hand smoke once, oh how could I be so stupid to think smoking didnt make these people obese.

[Booney]

I said NOT ALL PEOPLE are overweight because of diet and lifestyle, yes, many are but it can be due to medical reasons, not just being lazy.

So - Not all fat people are lazy and eat poor.

All smokers choose to be just that. See the difference?

[Footy Smart]

It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.

SA Health has a strict no smoking policy now in place around Health buildings/centres and provides assistance to staff to quit.

I hate smokers and smoking. There is nothing worse than getting into a lift after or with a person who has just smoked. They stink the f*kin thing out!

So you hate me purely because I smoke. Then I hate you back for no reason whatsoever!

At least he has a reason....

Sorry i dont hate the person, i hate the concept of smoking and the result it causes (cancer, stench, inconvenince to others etc).

You can justify your decision with an obese arguement all you like keep justifying it!!!!

[AFLflyer]

I said NOT ALL PEOPLE are overweight because of diet and lifestyle, yes, many are but it can be due to medical reasons, not just being lazy.

So - Not all fat people are lazy and eat poor.

All smokers choose to be just that. See the difference?

just for interest Booney, what % (roughly) do you think of obese people are fat through no fault of thier own? (medical reasons)
Im not convinced with your argument.

[(S)aintbackline]

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him

Rubbish argument, not all people who are obese choose to be. Some suffer from medical conditions causing such weight gain.
Every smoker chooses to be just that.

Being obese might be the cause of your death, smoking will be.

LOL you cant say all smokers will die from smoking.