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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:05 am

Media Park wrote:I cop all of those (S)aint!!!

It also gives me the sh!ts that one local footy club in Pt Lincoln wants to kick up a stink after Mark Riccutio has agreed to play a game on the weekend...

Fantastic thing for local footy in Lincoln, and the only positive headline we've had this year!


All bs aside mate, hasn't he played for PAOC since the clearance deadline? Has he been cleared by PAOC? Can he go back and play finals for PAOC? If it was earlier in the season I'd be thinking fair enough, rules are rules and they shouldn't be bent for anyone, no matter what status they have in the community.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Iron Fist » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:38 am

LM this was posted in the div 3 forum

have a read of it and looks like it is all within the rules
wish it wasnt so if we make finals and come up against PAOC we wouldnt have to play him!

16.5 Promotion of Football
The Regional Football Council may with the approval of the Board grant a permit to a
player of an Affiliated League Club to play football for a team of another Affiliated
League Club if in its absolute discretion it determines that it is in the best interests of
an Affiliated League and/or football generally.
The granting of such permit can only be made on the following conditions:

16.5.1 It must in the best interests of football generally and made for the promotion
of football in a specific Affiliated League or Leagues;

16.5.2 It must for one game only;

16.5.3 A permit under this Regulation 16.5 must not be granted for a player to play
football for the same Affiliated League Club more than once in any Season;

16.5.4 The granting of the permit will be subject to the conditions contained in
Regulation 16.6to the extent that they are applicable
16.6 Provision Relating to all Permits under Regulation 16

The following provisions will apply to the issue of all permits under this Regulation 16:

16.6.1 A player applying for a permit must do so on the Affiliated Leagues
Temporary Permit Form approved by the Board;

16.6.2 The permit will apply in Minor Round games only and will not enable a
player to qualify for a Finals Series;

16.6.3 Subject to Regulation 16.5.2 a permit will be restricted to a maximum period
of four weeks and a player will not be granted more than four temporary
permits in any one season.

16.6.4 Consecutive temporary permits may be granted subject to the lodging of a
new Affiliated League Temporary Permit Form at the completion of each
period of four weeks.

16.6.5 A player must not use more than two Temporary Permit Forms for the one
change of locality.

16.6.6 A player granted a permit under this Regulation 16 shall remain a registered
player of the Affiliated League Club with which he is registered and shall at
all times, irrespective of his place of residence, remain eligible to play with
that Club.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:45 am

(S)aintbackline wrote:
It gives me the sh!ts when non smokers complain about people smoking in beer gardens and out door areas designated for smokers, go back inside if you dont like it..
It also gives me the sh!ts when non smokers cough when they are around smokers, obviously they cough to make a point about smoking (i wouldnt say anything to a person with asthma).
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you off about putting out your smoke out on the side of a steel bin before putting the butt in the bin.
It gives me the sh!ts when people complain that the ash tray outside my house smells like cigarettes.
It gives me the sh!ts when everybody complains about cigarette butts on the ground but they continue to throw plastic bottles on the ground.
It gives me the Sh!ts when a person asks for a smoke and tells you they only smoke when they drink ' why dont you buy a pack if you knew you were going to drink.'
It gives me the Sh!ts at work with non-smokers complaining about smokers taking breaks to have a smoke when they have more coffee breaks than a smoker has.
if you want more i have heaps.


It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers just walk out the building however many times a day and nobody questions them or why they are leaving.
It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers suggest I have 8 or 9 coffee breaks a day.Give me a break.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers breathe stinks like wet dogs balls and they dont realise or acknowledge it.


It makes me LMFAO to see desperado's huddled together under verandah's in the city freezing their arses off to get another "fix" together.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:47 am

Yeah I read that thanks Fisty, a bit poo but hey, another perk of being a celeb.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Fri Aug 06, 2010 9:59 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Yeah I read that thanks Fisty, a bit poo but hey, another perk of being a celeb.

Maybe we, Rosies and Smiffies, should be getting a couple of permits this week for a couple of ex-AFLs just to give us a leg up into the finals. Tredrea standing in the goal square, purely for promotional purposes only of course, and kicking a bag to get us over the line.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Iron Fist » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:28 am

Booney wrote:
(S)aintbackline wrote:
It gives me the sh!ts when non smokers complain about people smoking in beer gardens and out door areas designated for smokers, go back inside if you dont like it..
It also gives me the sh!ts when non smokers cough when they are around smokers, obviously they cough to make a point about smoking (i wouldnt say anything to a person with asthma).
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you off about putting out your smoke out on the side of a steel bin before putting the butt in the bin.
It gives me the sh!ts when people complain that the ash tray outside my house smells like cigarettes.
It gives me the sh!ts when everybody complains about cigarette butts on the ground but they continue to throw plastic bottles on the ground.
It gives me the Sh!ts when a person asks for a smoke and tells you they only smoke when they drink ' why dont you buy a pack if you knew you were going to drink.'
It gives me the Sh!ts at work with non-smokers complaining about smokers taking breaks to have a smoke when they have more coffee breaks than a smoker has.
if you want more i have heaps.


It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers just walk out the building however many times a day and nobody questions them or why they are leaving.
It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers suggest I have 8 or 9 coffee breaks a day.Give me a break.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers breathe stinks like wet dogs balls and they dont realise or acknowledge it.


It makes me LMFAO to see desperado's huddled together under verandah's in the city freezing their arses off to get another "fix" together.

If you want more, I have heaps. :lol:


that is rather frustrating
same here we I work, me and the guys in my area dont smoke, but there is 4 or 5 chicks in the other area that do. they would go for 5+ smoke breaks a day
we stop and talk a bit of shit a few times a day, but if the boss comes past he has a go at us.
Wouldnt say shit to the smokers I bet!
Im just gonna go stand out side and chill out for 5mins 4-5 times a day, sounds fair to me!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Iron Fist » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:30 am

Mr Beefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Yeah I read that thanks Fisty, a bit poo but hey, another perk of being a celeb.

Maybe we, Rosies and Smiffies, should be getting a couple of permits this week for a couple of ex-AFLs just to give us a leg up into the finals. Tredrea standing in the goal square, purely for promotional purposes only of course, and kicking a bag to get us over the line.


nah tredrea is playing for us this week just for promotional purposes.

I can understand it being promotional and good for the league but really is un fair on the oposition that the side plays!
Now they need to find a suitable match up for a bloke who will likely kick 4-5 minimum. Harsh on them.

Who are tasmans playing anyways???
Im guessing not Bostons cause Media park likes the fact he is coming down ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cennals05 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:48 am

Booney wrote:
(S)aintbackline wrote:
It gives me the sh!ts when non smokers complain about people smoking in beer gardens and out door areas designated for smokers, go back inside if you dont like it..
It also gives me the sh!ts when non smokers cough when they are around smokers, obviously they cough to make a point about smoking (i wouldnt say anything to a person with asthma).
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you off about putting out your smoke out on the side of a steel bin before putting the butt in the bin.
It gives me the sh!ts when people complain that the ash tray outside my house smells like cigarettes.
It gives me the sh!ts when everybody complains about cigarette butts on the ground but they continue to throw plastic bottles on the ground.
It gives me the Sh!ts when a person asks for a smoke and tells you they only smoke when they drink ' why dont you buy a pack if you knew you were going to drink.'
It gives me the Sh!ts at work with non-smokers complaining about smokers taking breaks to have a smoke when they have more coffee breaks than a smoker has.
if you want more i have heaps.


It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers just walk out the building however many times a day and nobody questions them or why they are leaving.
It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers suggest I have 8 or 9 coffee breaks a day.Give me a break.
It gives me the Sh!ts that smokers breathe stinks like wet dogs balls and they dont realise or acknowledge it.


It makes me LMFAO to see desperado's huddled together under verandah's in the city freezing their arses off to get another "fix" together.

If you want more, I have heaps. :lol:


It gives me the shits when smokers walking in the opposite direction blow smoke in your face as you walk past completely unaware of what they are doing.
It gives me the shits when smokers just light up anywhere with no regard to people standing around them, like at bus stops.
It gives me the shits that you can't walk on any footpath in the CBD without running into a gaggle of smokers puffing away.
It gives me the shits that you can't go anywhere without seeing cigarette butts littering the streets.
It gives me the shits when I see smokers throw their butts out of the car window.
It gives me the shits when I see parents smoking around their children.
It gives me the shits when smokers think they are hard done by. If you love the smoke so much, put a plastic bag over your head so we don't have to breathe in your toxic fumes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:00 am

Never mind that the amount of passive smoke you take in is negligible compared to the other toxins you breathe in on a daily basis walking down the street, eg: car fumes and other general air pollutants. :roll:

So perhaps you should be having the same crack at car drivers as well, but that won't happen because I know you higher than mighty non-smokers drive. In fact it's probably your cars that often choke me taking off from the lights with your puff of black smoke.

Smoking is not the cause of every single medical condition known to man. So the Womens and childrens is full of kids with an infection from a pack a day habit? :?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Iron Fist » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:03 am

Footy Chick wrote:Never mind that the amount of passive smoke you take in is negligible compared to the other toxins you breathe in on a daily basis walking down the street, eg: car fumes and other general air pollutants. :roll:

So perhaps you should be having the same crack at car drivers as well, but that won't happen because I know you higher than mighty non-smokers drive. In fact it's probably your cars that often choke me taking off from the lights with your puff of black smoke.

Smoking is not the cause of every single medical condition known to man. So the Womens and childrens is full of kids with an infection from a pack a day habit? :?

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your probs right FC
But why have more smoke then has to be blown in our face??
or then we have to already cop walking down the street??
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:13 am

Footy Chick wrote:Never mind that the amount of passive smoke you take in is negligible compared to the other toxins you breathe in on a daily basis walking down the street, eg: car fumes and other general air pollutants. :roll:

So perhaps you should be having the same crack at car drivers as well, but that won't happen because I know you higher than mighty non-smokers drive. In fact it's probably your cars that often choke me taking off from the lights with your puff of black smoke.

Smoking is not the cause of every single medical condition known to man. So the Womens and childrens is full of kids with an infection from a pack a day habit? :?

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Many have attempted to defend the indefensible, all have failed.

Hey FC, your on our side now. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Smart » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:23 am

It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.



SA Health has a strict no smoking policy now in place around Health buildings/centres and provides assistance to staff to quit.

I hate smokers and smoking. There is nothing worse than getting into a lift after or with a person who has just smoked. They stink the f*kin thing out!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:25 am

When I worked at a major public hospital the amount of health care proffesionals who smoked astounded me.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr Beefy » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:34 am

Footy Smart wrote:
It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.



SA Health has a strict no smoking policy now in place around Health buildings/centres and provides assistance to staff to quit.

I hate smokers and smoking. There is nothing worse than getting into a lift after or with a person who has just smoked. They stink the f*kin thing out!

So you hate me purely because I smoke. Then I hate you back for no reason whatsoever!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Fri Aug 06, 2010 11:41 am

Mr Beefy wrote:
Footy Smart wrote:
It gives me the Sh!ts that our Public Health system is full of smokers who choose to kill themselves slowly.Fund your own health system.



SA Health has a strict no smoking policy now in place around Health buildings/centres and provides assistance to staff to quit.

I hate smokers and smoking. There is nothing worse than getting into a lift after or with a person who has just smoked. They stink the f*kin thing out!

So you hate me purely because I smoke. Then I hate you back for no reason whatsoever!


At least he has a reason.... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby (S)aintbackline » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:06 pm

It gives me the sh!ts when people complain about smokers throwing butts out the window and not complain about people throwing their other rubbish out the car.
You walk down any street and there is more rubbish than cigarette butts on the ground but people dont complain about that, they take the easy option and blame smokers because you cant pin point a minority to blame for all the other rubbish.
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you smokings bad for you a clogs up the health system whilst they wipe the last of their meat pie from their double chin.
It gives me the sh!ts that the health system is clogged up with obese people (wheres the room for smokers if fatties keep tkaing our beds).
It gives me the sh!ts when obese people say its cheaper to eat maccas than to cook a meal at home then blame being fat on being poor, last time i checked you can make a meal for under 10 dollars that feeds a family of 4 or single serve for a fatty.
It gives me they sh!ts when obese people complain about the cost of XXXXL clothes.
It gives me the sh!ts when even Warnie cant have a smoke without people having a go at him
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Drop Bear » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:13 pm

Sounds like some people need to buy ALOT of dunny paper.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:11 pm

It gives me the shits that I'm not allowed to talk on my phone while driving while the muppet in front of me can't turn the corner one handed while choofing away on a smoke.

Ban smoking while driving.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:17 pm

White Line Fever wrote:It gives me the shits that I'm not allowed to talk on my phone while driving while the muppet in front of me can't turn the corner one handed while choofing away on a smoke.

Ban smoking while driving.


Ban eating and drinking then too?

Also, how come the cabbies can play with their gadgets* vying for the next job whilst their driving?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:20 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
White Line Fever wrote:It gives me the shits that I'm not allowed to talk on my phone while driving while the muppet in front of me can't turn the corner one handed while choofing away on a smoke.

Ban smoking while driving.


Ban eating and drinking then too?

Also, how come the cabbies can play with their gadgets* vying for the next job whilst their driving?


Good question.

Define hand held equipment.

I can take a bite of Triple Cheeseburger then put it down to take a corner.

What can a smoker do?

Maybe ban items that are flammable while driving.
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