Things that give you the sh1ts

[Johno6]

Day 11 off the fags.

EVERYTHING gives me the shits today

sometimes I wish my gay brother would spend 11 days off the fags...

but i guess ur born that way.


p.s i do not think fags are in any way similar to gorillas.

[Footy Chick]

WTF are you on about?

What do gorillas have to do with me giving up smoking?

[Johno6]

sorry, was a personal joke in reference to the facebook thread....


u are more like a hairless baby joey than a big gorilla.

[Johno6]

Goin to Angle Park to watch my dog trial last night, only to be told the wrong time so i miss the actual trial.

then ordering a beef snitzel with pepper gravy and the gravy being that hot my nose runs and i have to have a drink of beer after every bite.

[A Mum]

Day 11 off the fags.

That's great FC - well done & keep it up.

[Footy Chick]

Day 11 off the fags.

That's great FC - well done & keep it up.

I agree, however anyone who has the dis-pleasure of having to deal with me over those 11 days would disagree.

[Pseudo]

What do gorillas have to do with me giving up smoking?

Ask one of the Goons...

"These gorillas are strong! Here, have one of my monkeys - they're milder."

[The Ash Man]

Day 11 off the fags.

That's great FC - well done & keep it up.

I agree, however anyone who has the dis-pleasure of having to deal with me over those 11 days would disagree.

I agree, angry, angry woman

[Jimmy_041]

even angrier today

[Thiele]

My niece wanting me to put on Dora the expoler at 5.30

[Lightning McQueen]

My niece wanting me to put on Dora the expoler at 5.30

Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping.....................Oh man!

[Drop Bear]

My niece wanting me to put on Dora the expoler at 5.30

Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping, Swiper no swiping.....................Oh man!

Ohla Diego. WORST SHOW EVER!

[(S)aintbackline]

Day 11 off the fags.

That's great FC - well done & keep it up.

I agree, however anyone who has the dis-pleasure of having to deal with me over those 11 days would disagree.

It gives me the sh!ts when non smokers complain about people smoking in beer gardens and out door areas designated for smokers, go back inside if you dont like it..
It also gives me the sh!ts when non smokers cough when they are around smokers, obviously they cough to make a point about smoking (i wouldnt say anything to a person with asthma).
It gives me the sh!ts when people tell you off about putting out your smoke out on the side of a steel bin before putting the butt in the bin.
It gives me the sh!ts when people complain that the ash tray outside my house smells like cigarettes.
It gives me the sh!ts when everybody complains about cigarette butts on the ground but they continue to throw plastic bottles on the ground.
It gives me the Sh!ts when a person asks for a smoke and tells you they only smoke when they drink ' why dont you buy a pack if you knew you were going to drink.'
It gives me the Sh!ts at work with non-smokers complaining about smokers taking breaks to have a smoke when they have more coffee breaks than a smoker has.
if you want more i have heaps.

[Media Park]

I cop all of those (S)aint!!!

It also gives me the sh!ts that one local footy club in Pt Lincoln wants to kick up a stink after Mark Riccutio has agreed to play a game on the weekend...

Fantastic thing for local footy in Lincoln, and the only positive headline we've had this year!

[brod]

Finishing work early and then it taking twice as long to get home due to roadworks and accident

[fisho mcspaz]

The headache from hell. And I can't even take anything decent for it - decided to chuck out the codeine, it's a bad habit to be getting into. (F*** I hate being sensible sometimes!!) I was going to write some stuff on my blog thread but it'll have to wait until tomorrow, the screen is making my eyes water.

[Squawk]

the concept of the witches hats going out implies "dont give us a ticket for doing this - I cant be bothered finding a park, paying for a park or losing my park when I go to the shop for lunch". As I said, it's a new thing that is spreading far and wide very quickly. Why has this only just started happening recently - has laziness crept in?

Here's an example from today.

This "Rush Engineering" van was parked on an off-road paved area all day. The workmen were nowhere to be seen within the vicinity of the van, nor was any work taking place within visuals. There are a dozen off road car parks within 50m that are managed by building owners in the vicinity. Gawler Place is 30m away with a 30min time limit. Solution? Just park on the paving, erect some bunting and disappear all day.

[Squawk]

A second example today of the "witches hat methodology" – same area, 50m away. A closed-canopy ute arrives to service a CCTV camera in a one way laneway. Of course, a ladder is needed so let’s park 5m away and put out our witches hat. Never mind parking in one of the 5 vacant car parks to the immediate left of the photo – that would require carrying the ladder an extra 10m (at most). But – whoopsee! The serviceman climbs up the ladder and lo and behold, two other vehicles (a truck and another closed canopy ute from a different firm) need to get past the CCTV serviceman. So down the ladder he comes. I didn’t hang around for the aftermath but did summons every ounce of energy to keep my mouth shut and not blast the ladder man or building security. Plainly inconsiderate and unnecessary Mr CCTV.

[Squawk]

PS - Sorry Booney but Mr CCTV's ute (Rego WPM952) does appear to be sporting a Magpies sticker

[mal]

Local service station
Same lady been serving me for years
But today, oh dear, this hot of the press

Filled up with Petrol
Only had coin
I gave the lady the $46 required to pay
LADY...YOUR NOT GOING TO PAY WITH COINS ARE YOU
MAL... YES THATS ALL IVE GOT
LADY...YOU KNOW YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK AND EXCHANGE FOR NOTES
MAL ...BANKS NOT OPEN [3.40]
LADY ...YES IT IS, HAVE YOU GOT NOTES ?
MAL..NO ITS ALL IVE GOT, BUT COINS ARE ALL I HAVE SO IF YOU WANT TO GIVE ME THE PETROL FOR FREE THATS FINE BY ME
She counted the coin, and I thought not much of it, perhaps she was having a bad day, or jiving me as Im a regular
In any case I was the only person in the servo counter at the time
My child wanted a chocolate
We decided upon 2 wagon wheels
I went back to the counter
LADY ..I HOPE YOUR NOT PAYING FOR THE CHOCOLATES WITH COIN
MAL ..YES I AM, ARE YOU JUST STIRRING ME ?
LADY..NO IM NOT, I NOW HAVE TO PAY THE REST OF MY CUSTOMERS WITH COIN FOR CHANGE
MAL..YOU ARE KIDDING ME ARNT YOU?
LADY ..NO IM SERIOUS
MAL..MY KID WANTS A CHOCOLATE AND YOU WONT TAKE COIN
LADY ..NO I DONT WANT TO
MAL...OK NO PROBLEMS WE WONT BUY THE CHOCOLATES THEN

I then turned around abruptly, threw the wagon wheels upwards, they hit the ceiling and I reckon splattered on the ground

And guess what
Next time she is serving, Im gunna be polite if she serves me
If she apologises all is forgotten
'If she dosent , guess how Im gunna pay .....

Next time I went she was not working , bought a wagon wheel, funnily enough it was broken in about 4 pieces ...

Next time I went in, I went to the other counter away from her
Noticed she asked her customer if he had change !!!!![can u f....g believe it]
I could have, should have said somethun but didnt

Next visit will be interesting