Things that give you the sh1ts

[sherminator]

Jamie Oliver... I'm all about being a lover, not a fighter, but he makes me want to kill...

I used to share the same opinion MP. When I was living in the UK I worked at a hotel/restaurant owned by a food writer. When Jamie Oliver first started the Fifteen concept back in 02 my boss was one of the 'judges' who helped to select the 15 'under privileged' kids to join the program with 2 of them spending a month at our establishment to do their work experience. As a result Jamie and his missus and baby came to stay at our hotel for a few days before filming started. All the staff were excited .... except me! I was expecting him to be an absolute, up-himself knob! He was quite the opposite. Very respectful, down-to-earth and a big, big tipper! At the time the Football World Cup was on, he watched the England vs Sweden game with the staff and seemed a really nice bloke. As for the 2 kids from Fifteen who worked with us .... useless and lazy! Regularly skipped work to go to the pub, thought they were movie stars so hardly ever did what the chefs asked. Their parents used to rock up at work in their BMW unannounced to see them. Underprivileged? My a**e!

[Media Park]

Cheers Shermy... It's easy for me to have these opinions without having met the guy, but one person who's actually met him, and it's gone!

[fisho mcspaz]

When a mate of yours has a drug problem and keeps lying about it. I've tried everything to help her - intervention, getting her parents to talk to her, arranging counselling for her, and a couple of times I've just lost my temper and slapped her and yelled at her to stop being so selfish. (Yeah, I know that's not very productive.) I really don't know what else to do, she used to blame it on stress but everything in her life that wasn't going so well has improved to the point where that's not really a valid excuse any more. She's got a young kid and needs to take some bloody responsibility for her actions and just admit she's got a problem and get some bloody help. The closest she's ever come to that has been to say 'I know you're right and I should do something about it' which is different from saying she WILL do something. And no one seems to be looking out for her but me and I just have NO IDEA what to do any more and it's getting me down. Sorry for the rant, I just needed to vent that one!

[Q.]

If you don't mind me asking Fisho, what's she addicted to?

[custardarm]

oh and ridiculous posts that make the page wider than the screen so u cant see all of these posts , yes you bruce

WTF are you on about?

just look at page 347 and the offending post was yours my friend

[fisho mcspaz]

If you don't mind me asking Fisho, what's she addicted to?

Sent you a PM. (It's long. My apologies.)

[custardarm]

no more quizzes posted by magpie in the 80's

[Johno6]

people who dont indicate when changing lanes, i dont care how much of a gap u have, u still need to indicate.

and people who dont give a wave or a thank u when u let them in ur lane while driving.... i think its common curtisy..

[Footy Chick]

giving up smoking.

I want to KILL

[(S)aintbackline]

When a mate of yours has a drug problem and keeps lying about it. I've tried everything to help her - intervention, getting her parents to talk to her, arranging counselling for her, and a couple of times I've just lost my temper and slapped her and yelled at her to stop being so selfish. (Yeah, I know that's not very productive.) I really don't know what else to do, she used to blame it on stress but everything in her life that wasn't going so well has improved to the point where that's not really a valid excuse any more. She's got a young kid and needs to take some bloody responsibility for her actions and just admit she's got a problem and get some bloody help. The closest she's ever come to that has been to say 'I know you're right and I should do something about it' which is different from saying she WILL do something. And no one seems to be looking out for her but me and I just have NO IDEA what to do any more and it's getting me down. Sorry for the rant, I just needed to vent that one!

If she wont change just cut your losses and stop being her friend, she doesnt have the respect to listen to you she doesnt deserve your friendship.

[Booney]

It's alright FC, it will only get harder before it gets easier. Look at it that way.

[Footy Chick]

It's alright FC, it will only get harder before it gets easier. Look at it that way.

Watch out for flying bricks through your window shortly

[Booney]

Good for you though. Give them up as soon as you can. You can do it, yes you can!

[custardarm]

no fc no , nooooooooooooooooo fc

[Footy Chick]

Good for you though. Give them up as soon as you can. You can do it, yes you can!

Who the hell are you, Doctor Frigging Suess?

[Booney]

The new Sunday Mail format.

How the hell am I supposed to take the Sport section out the back yard and sit in the sun and read it with my coffee when it is attached to the rest of the rubbish at the front?

[Dirko]

The new Sunday Mail format.

I agree. They'll interview some fat lesbian chick and say how fabulous the new layout is.

I'm cancelling it

[The Ash Man]

The new Sunday Mail format.

I agree. They'll interview some fat lesbian chick and say how fabulous the new layout is.

I'm cancelling it

I just sent them an email complaining

A mate rang them yesterday to complain and the operator agreed with him and added his name "to the long list"

That was at 10am yesterday!

[Drop Bear]

The new Sunday Mail format.

How the hell am I supposed to take the Sport section out the back yard and sit in the sun and read it with my coffee when it is attached to the rest of the rubbish at the front?

With you all the way there mate. It's crap!

[Brucetiki]

oh and ridiculous posts that make the page wider than the screen so u cant see all of these posts , yes you bruce

WTF are you on about?

just look at page 347 and the offending post was yours my friend

Last time I do an Amanda Blair impersonation on here