Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vic Spy » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:28 pm

Babies on planes !!!
Put em in with the luggage, they're gunna cry all the way anyway.
Had one in the seat behind me from Bangkok, never shut up for 8 hours, i woulda thrown it out the window if i coulda got it open.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:51 pm

Vic Spy wrote:Babies on planes !!!
Put em in with the luggage, they're gunna cry all the way anyway.
Had one in the seat behind me from Bangkok, never shut up for 8 hours, i woulda thrown it out the window if i coulda got it open.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 21, 2010 4:52 pm

I rate the fact that when I get home tonight, I'll have a heated home for the first time in god knows how long :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:38 pm

Nits - 3 kids off school with em, "I'm itchy, the hair stuff smells" :evil: to make it worse the missus is at work. The pleasures of unemployment :roll:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:25 pm

that I wrote about something I rate in the "things that give me the shits" thread :oops:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby redden whites » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:26 pm

Staff at shops clearly trained to ask bloody questions(in the hope the customer is appreciative) that are trying so hard to remember what has to be said that they don't listen to the bloody answers.


or


Ordering something simple and it turning into a bloody ordeal.For example today I ordered a simple 2 ham and cheese toasted sandwiches at a deli on Marion Rd and got this...
Marg or Butter?( small 15 second pause).......Butter on the outside as well?........Sauce?..........Salt and pepper?.......... Open grill or sandwhich maker?.......Diagonal cut or across the middle? :shock: ......... Wrapped together or seperate?.........In the same bag?....................
8 friggin questions in 5 mins
Never again!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:35 pm

Waiting to pick up my Indian takeaway and my Mrs had booked it in her name.

So this really annoying woman was on her mobile and the guy calls out the Mrs name.

I go to stand up and she yells "Yes that's me" still on her phone.

Then guy calls out exact order, which was my order, and woman goes "yep" ... still on phone.

I'm thinking what are the chances??

Then she talks for another minute then looks in the bag and screams at the poor Indian dude that he got her order wrong.

So at this point I jump up and ask if its my order and it is.

Then this irate lady proceeds to crack the sh1ts at this guy saying she has been waiting for 20 mins and has hungry kids at home and demanding to know why I have my order before her!!!!

The arrogance/ignorance/stupidity of some people give me the sh1ts!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:38 pm

Vote 1.

Women... :shock:
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

What is happening to our SANFL guys...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:42 pm

Ending my relationship.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fish » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:46 pm

Missing my car speedo turning over from 99,999 to 100,000 after watching it get closer and closer for months! :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bayman » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:04 pm

amanda blair & some of her BS she comes up with
i thought secret groups were a thing of the past, well not on websites anyway
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:08 pm

bayman wrote:amanda blair & some of her BS she comes up with


it's good to be heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeee
They don't keep me here because I'm gorgeous and 5'10
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lunchcutter » Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:02 pm

Vic Spy wrote:1- Flys
2 - Drunks when im sober
3 - Square **** paper
4 - Going out in the first leg of a quaddie
5 - Watching footy from a car when its raining
6 - Work
7 - Gout
8 - The flu
9 - The heat in summer
10 - Bottle shops that serve hot piss.


sheesh Vic Spy after ready your post, I don't feel have as peed off as i did hehehe sorry but it made me smile
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brucetiki » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:16 am

Booney wrote:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5517416586806973723#


Watch this,it's a Knockout. :lol:


In the distance you can hear
the sound of the cheer
and the laugh and the roar of the crowd

and you can feel the expectation
and the wild jubilation
as they're shouting the winners name aloud

'Cause it's the greatest game in town
and it's the craziest fun around

It's a Knockout, that's the name
It's a Knockout, that's the game
It's a Knockout, that's the name of the game

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5p5ddiJI44

Here's a full episode from 1986
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHDw-boM ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU0y5RtC ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DHWEOOy ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78mAbJhZ ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os_IkMU1 ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFTUVYPU ... re=related


Here's our version of It's a Knockout being shown on French TV! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdRfR7L ... re=related
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:19 pm

Having Thursday/Friday off to work Saturday/Sunday.....

Weekend over as it starts for every other person
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:37 pm

Freezing cold mornings. :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:38 pm

The Dark Knight wrote:Freezing cold mornings. :evil:


x2
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:36 pm

I still can't frickin believe that it is half time of the footy but it hasn't started on tv yet.

It's 2010 FFS!

I don't want to stay up past 10pm.

Channel 7 WAKE U YOU MUPPETS
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby custardarm » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:46 pm

playing groups and leadership groups , they are players and captains ffs X(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby custardarm » Fri Jul 23, 2010 9:49 pm

oh and ridiculous posts that make the page wider than the screen so u cant see all of these posts , yes you bruce :axe:
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