Over in Septic Land the President throws out the first pitch of the U.S. Baseball Season...
So how's about our Head of State bowling the first delivery for the Summer of Cricket?
Hearing the self confessed 'Cricket Tragic' blathering onto Tubby about his younger days as a leg spinner
(The only thing he spins is the truth!)

I thought "Why not?"
Remembering that hilarious totally uncoordinated attempt over in Pakistan, Kashmir or wherever,
I believe it would be pure comedy Gold!

Specially in a packed Stadium full of drunken yobs... Ya can't get more Australian than that!

On those lines, maybe he can also do the first bounce of the AFL Season.
or first kickoff for his beloved St. George in the NRL.
...Notice how I didn't add Illawarra? (That's coz it's working class Woolongong!

Just a thought... Maybe he won't be P.M. by next Cricket Season eh!