Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squawk » Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:23 pm

Paul the Psychic Octopus picking Spain. =; :evil:
Steve Bradbury and Michael Milton. Aussie Legends.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:30 pm

Politicians.
Tram drivers.
Band-wagon jumping Australians who pretend to like soccer every four years.
Supermarkets that are out of stock of popular items. (If they sell out, then order more than the regular order. Is that too hard to do? :-l )
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Tigerriffic » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:05 pm

Headaches. Have had one all day, every day, ever since I got back from Sydney; so about 12 and a half weeks straight of head pain now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:51 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Sat Jul 10, 2010 10:10 pm

Mr66 wrote:Politicians.
Tram drivers.
Band-wagon jumping Australians who pretend to like soccer every four years.
Supermarkets that are out of stock of popular items. (If they sell out, then order more than the regular order. Is that too hard to do? :-l )


Barking up the wrong tree there, thats what makes Australia great, us bandwagoners who support our country every 4 years whether it be football at the world cup or swimming at the olympics. Dont like it move to France, they don't care for their sport
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:43 pm

Spending all morning in the garden while my missus is out drinking coffee with her mates.

Only gives me the sh1ts because she won't notice. :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dog_ger » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:17 pm

MarblePark wrote:Spending all morning in the garden while my missus is out drinking coffee with her mates.

Only gives me the sh1ts because she won't notice. :twisted:


No Answer Park....

Maybe sip a bottle of your finest next time your in the garden.

At least you will be happy. ;)

Her interest is not in the garden my friend.... :(

Let it overgrow and she will notice.... ;)

Find another temperary hobbie for a while until she notices your garden....

Then ask her for help because it's going to be a massive job.... ;)
Smile :)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:52 pm

Stewed on it most of the arvo Dog_ger, and eventually asked her to go and have a look at the yard, expecting even a little compliment, but what do I get?

"You missed that spot!"

:evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:35 am

Sitting at the PC last night I stretch out my legs and CRACK! Now my ankle is rooted, I can't put any weight on it and I have no idea what has happened :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:10 am

Quichey wrote:Sitting at the PC last night I stretch out my legs and CRACK! Now my ankle is rooted, I can't put any weight on it and I have no idea what has happened :(


You must have put yourself into your fantasy team! Hope you're soon on the mend Q Man.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:20 am

MarblePark wrote:Stewed on it most of the arvo Dog_ger, and eventually asked her to go and have a look at the yard, expecting even a little compliment, but what do I get?

"You missed that spot!"

:evil: :evil: :evil:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:13 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
Quichey wrote:Sitting at the PC last night I stretch out my legs and CRACK! Now my ankle is rooted, I can't put any weight on it and I have no idea what has happened :(


You must have put yourself into your fantasy team! Hope you're soon on the mend Q Man.

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I reckon I was on TooSerious at the time too :lol:

Looks like I've crushed off a couple of fragments of bone. Possibly season over for me :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jul 12, 2010 3:55 pm

Seriously? Man, sounds like you don't drink enough milk :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:05 pm

Footy Chick wrote:Seriously? Man, sounds like you don't drink enough milk :shock:


Maybe you are right FC. Broken thumb, chipped tooth, chipped ankle bone - all in the space of two months.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Mr66 » Mon Jul 12, 2010 5:50 pm

Quichey wrote:Sitting at the PC last night I stretch out my legs and CRACK! Now my ankle is rooted, I can't put any weight on it and I have no idea what has happened :(


It's old age.
Join the club buddy! ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:00 pm

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/latest/757 ... is-banned/
A TV commercial about insurance depicting a Brisbane Broncos NRL player stealing chocolate bars from a vending machine has been banned.

The Australian Advertising Bureau made the ruling on Monday which has forced insurance company NRMA to modify their advertisement.

The ad shows Broncos players helping out around the NRMA office.

League star Sam Thaiday is shown jiggling a vending machine to dislodge a chocolate bar he purchased which had become stuck.

Scores of chocolate bars fall out of the machine because of the player's size and strength
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Mon Jul 12, 2010 10:38 pm

******* computer dying and having to work all weekend as well as complete a job application by today.
At least have been able to borrow a laptop and get back into the loop...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:08 pm

The vile tomatoes I bought from Foodland. I put them in a pasta sauce with expensive bloody seafood and they were floury as an old dog turd. :evil: Next time I will go to a real fruit and veg shop.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby brod » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:23 pm

fisho mcspaz wrote:The vile tomatoes I bought from Foodland. I put them in a pasta sauce with expensive bloody seafood and they were floury as an old dog turd. :evil: Next time I will go to a real fruit and veg shop.


Cant beat fruit/veg shop or market. Just like butchers..its what they do
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Strawb » Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:26 pm

brod wrote:
fisho mcspaz wrote:The vile tomatoes I bought from Foodland. I put them in a pasta sauce with expensive bloody seafood and they were floury as an old dog turd. :evil: Next time I will go to a real fruit and veg shop.


Cant beat fruit/veg shop or market. Just like butchers..its what they do

agreed with that we had a great one around the corner from our house and unfortunately no longer there. The Butcher has awesome TBones.
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