The Shed

[Q.]

What about a sash?

*Edit by mods*

[Media Park]

Best. Shed. Ever.

[Choccies]

Lets get this thread back on track before it's mothballed..... c/mon guys, tidy it up a little....


So.... I read a survey somewhere that asked the following question and come up with these results -

How much cleavage is too much cleavage?

The more the merrier!…..55%

Everything in moderation…..42%

Some things are best left to the imagination…..3%

What do we all think ?? (minus pictures.... I can happily look them up myself )

[Media Park]

Everything in moderation...

[Iron Fist]

Everything in moderation...

I agree with that
everything in moderation!

[OnSong]

I'll post a pic of my missus

*confiscated by mods*

[Footy Chick]

Am I allowed in this shed?

[Dog_ger]

An e-mail sent from a good friend

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.
YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS, IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON
OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE.

1.. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING
OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.
NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT , JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS..

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE..

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE... REALLY .

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL
OR HOCKEY.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;


BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.

[Strawb]

on how many pics have been removed

[Strawb]

alright there guys and thanks Dog_ger for a laugh. Now lads we all can have a laugh but this but I want this thread for guy issues and health issues the girls pics need a place but the powers that be have deemed them inappropriate for this site.

[fish]

Everything in moderation...

...including moderation!

[Bum Crack]

Lets get this thread back on track before it's mothballed..... c/mon guys, tidy it up a little....


So.... I read a survey somewhere that asked the following question and come up with these results -

How much cleavage is too much cleavage?

The more the merrier!…..55%

Everything in moderation…..42%

Some things are best left to the imagination…..3%

What do we all think ?? (minus pictures.... I can happily look them up myself )

Any more than a mouthful's a waste.

[The Real Number 3]

I know what goes on and gets said in my shed isn't fit for this site......

At my mates house, we have "The Rarge."

We have floated an idea for a book to be made, "If These Walls Could Talk." haha our stories are most definately not for this site though! A couple of regular posters on here would agree.

[Squawk]

Strawb and co - perhaps you need to start up a decoy thread. One which requires full time moderation meaning that the shed slips through the net in blocks of 15 minutes at least.

Reading this I wondered if the "Ask REB" thread had morphed.

So, who's got the biggest drill bit in the shed? For those who don't want to know the results, look away now......

[the big bang]

excellent work strawb, on the upkeeping of our bet and this thread. only a day and a bit to go mate!

alright, i dunno if this will see me veiwed as an arsehole, but i want my son (3 and a half now) to play professional sport.

a basic rundown on my sporting attributes.......

accomplished junior basketballer, making state squads in u16's. moved to adelaide to try cut down on travelling (mildura to melbourne/bendigo every second week wasnt much fun for the mother, and my schooling suffered) and try to further career. quit basketball after 2 months of living here. angry mum kicked me out at 16yo.

went and played a few preseason games at south adelaide in u17's. probably showed enough to be a fringe player, with fitness/dedication being my biggest problem. gave that up and went to play for aldinga. still here 8 years later.

other decent sporting attributes, competed at the junior victorian state athletic championships in the 4x100m relay (4th) and high jump (1st, and broke anthony koutafides record)

basically, sport is in my genes, and i'm not sure which way my young lad (Kobe) will go. obviously, i dont wanna push him to the point where he hates me, but want him to succeed.

when/how is a good time for me to start figuring out which way we should go?

[Ian]

, but want him to succeed.

just like your mum wanted you to suceed

[the big bang]

, but want him to succeed.

just like your mum wanted you to suceed

indeed. but i don't rekon i'd kick him out if he didn't. mum and i still don't talk.

[Choccies]

Before I became a dad I always had these ambitions that my kids would play sport and play it well 24 hours a day. I love sport and I have played a bloody lot over my years and alot at very high levels. Mrs Choccies was also a very accomplished 'sports chick' in her day as well. I wouldn't push them, but I'd enthusiastically encourage them and do what I could to ensure they had the best chance to succeed. I looked forward to these times. In 2003 my eldest lad was born and I made sure there were plenty of sporting options around the house to encourage him to float towards them and enjoy them. My plans were clear and I looked forward to it with anticipation. Enter 2007. He was diagnosed with Autism and sport was pretty much ruled out. Whether I was devastated or not I still don't know to this day but I quickly accpeted that he wasn't going to play sport in a competitive way but my disappointment soon turned to happiness when I worked out that he loved kicking the footy in the backyard just as much, loved playing cricket with his old man and loved watching sport with me. When son number 2 was born in 2008 my hopes were rekindled that maybe I could have one of my sons achieving my original desires to be a parent of a great sportsman. Well, at this point we are in the middle of numerous tests at the WCH to uncover the source of his severe balance issues and lack of speech that point to some brain related issues.

So basically to boil it down, I have now pretty much resigned myself to the fact that my boys probably may not play any sport, but their love of sport is there and my love for them is always there and that is all that counts now. I'm probably more proud of them for fighting adversity than I probably would have been for them kicking their first goal. My eldest lad calls himself my 'assistant coach' on Saturdays and I'm happy to have him taking an interest and enjoyment out of my passion.

[the big bang]

that's awesome to hear chocco. good to see they're still involved and love it, and more importnantly, it's something you can still do together.

. I wouldn't push them, but I'd enthusiastically encourage them and do what I could to ensure they had the best chance to succeed. I looked forward to these times. .

that's what i wanted to say. i'm not guna go crazy, but i've given him many options around the house for him to pick a sport.

[A Mum]

Before I became a dad I always had these ambitions that my kids would play sport and play it well 24 hours a day. I love sport and I have played a bloody lot over my years and alot at very high levels. Mrs Choccies was also a very accomplished 'sports chick' in her day as well. I wouldn't push them, but I'd enthusiastically encourage them and do what I could to ensure they had the best chance to succeed. I looked forward to these times. In 2003 my eldest lad was born and I made sure there were plenty of sporting options around the house to encourage him to float towards them and enjoy them. My plans were clear and I looked forward to it with anticipation. Enter 2007. He was diagnosed with Autism and sport was pretty much ruled out. Whether I was devastated or not I still don't know to this day but I quickly accpeted that he wasn't going to play sport in a competitive way but my disappointment soon turned to happiness when I worked out that he loved kicking the footy in the backyard just as much, loved playing cricket with his old man and loved watching sport with me. When son number 2 was born in 2008 my hopes were rekindled that maybe I could have one of my sons achieving my original desires to be a parent of a great sportsman. Well, at this point we are in the middle of numerous tests at the WCH to uncover the source of his severe balance issues and lack of speech that point to some brain related issues.

So basically to boil it down, I have now pretty much resigned myself to the fact that my boys probably may not play any sport, but their love of sport is there and my love for them is always there and that is all that counts now. I'm probably more proud of them for fighting adversity than I probably would have been for them kicking their first goal. My eldest lad calls himself my 'assistant coach' on Saturdays and I'm happy to have him taking an interest and enjoyment out of my passion.

A Mum sticks her head in 'the shed' for a second -
ignoring the posters on wall, the beer bottles and pizza boxes on the floor


And says - Choccies - bought tears to my eyes.
Goodluck with the tests etc
And I love the fact that your son calls himself 'the assistant coach' so cute.

We can always tell that you are as proud as punch with your boys in all that you post about them