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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby CK » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:31 pm

Constance_Perm wrote:
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Constance_Perm wrote:Shaving


Now that I am in a role that is expected to be shirt and tie each day, obviously clean shaven, I now shave everyday of the week. Yep, weekends included. I just dont feel right if I haven't and it is as much a part of my day as the other two sh's. ;)


I think that's why I got so sick of it, needing to do so daily for work presentation purposes .. Now Im too lazy to even wear the shirt and tie


How long have you been working in a topless bar, CP?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:18 am

CK wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:
Booney wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Shaving


Now that I am in a role that is expected to be shirt and tie each day, obviously clean shaven, I now shave everyday of the week. Yep, weekends included. I just dont feel right if I haven't and it is as much a part of my day as the other two sh's. ;)


I think that's why I got so sick of it, needing to do so daily for work presentation purposes .. Now Im too lazy to even wear the shirt and tie


How long have you been working in a topless bar, CP?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:32 pm

Wankers with covers over their grill and bonnet!!!

What is that about?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:02 pm

Never having the rite droid!!!

that really grinds my gears...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:09 pm

Booney wrote:
Constance_Perm wrote:Shaving


Now that I am in a role that is expected to be shirt and tie each day, obviously clean shaven, I now shave everyday of the week. Yep, weekends included. I just dont feel right if I haven't and it is as much a part of my day as the other two sh's. ;)


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:24 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:27 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:30 pm

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I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smithy » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:37 pm

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Good to see you getting into the world cup spirit too Booney.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jun 10, 2010 5:58 pm

Choccies wrote:Image



hHA HA! I've seen that camper - in Airlie Beach! :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:48 am

Did u drop in for a spot of hedge trimming FC ??
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Fri Jun 11, 2010 3:20 pm

Choccies wrote:Did u drop in for a spot of hedge trimming FC ??



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:31 pm

smithy wrote:Good to see you getting into the world cup spirit too Booney.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Not too far off it GOLD smithy good work! :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:39 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
smithy wrote:Good to see you getting into the world cup spirit too Booney.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Not too far off it GOLD smithy good work! :lol:

regards,

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:39 pm

telling the barber "i want it long enough to mess up a bit" and leaving looking like i just joined the **** army!!!!
I TOLD YOU SO

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Sun Jun 13, 2010 5:02 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
smithy wrote:Good to see you getting into the world cup spirit too Booney.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Not too far off it GOLD smithy good work! :lol:

regards,

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FFS! I told them to do a #9.... :evil:



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Thiele » Sun Jun 13, 2010 6:40 pm

Hoon drivers that take away young lives. RIP Corey
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby aceman » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:47 pm

Booney wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
smithy wrote:Good to see you getting into the world cup spirit too Booney.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA Not too far off it GOLD smithy good work! :lol:

regards,

REB


FFS! I told them to do a #9.... :evil:



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We had a guy at Gepps Cross a few years ago that was a bit hairy, David (Gubby) Glenn and at a Ladies Day when the birds were hammered, Gubby had his footy number #16 shaved into the hair on his back. Sh*t it looked funny.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Q. » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:35 pm

Webber finishing 5th, Socceroos getting smashed, and the Pies draw with Melbourne. Take me back to Friday and Saturday of the weekend please...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sploosh » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:49 pm

vuvuzelas... can't even hear the commentary, turn the sound up to try and feels like giant killer wasps are going crazy!
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