12th man quotes

[BFG]

after sharing a very unproductive day at work with a certain hope valley player sharing our favourite twelfth man quotes. i thought it might be a good idea to start a thread of eveyones favourites.
my personal favourite is when bill receives a text from warney who is fielding at first slip saying he's just told andrew strauss (whos played and missed at the last three) that he better not hit the next one or he'll have him up for ball tampering.
Bill: wonderful sledge form shane warne there so early in the season. lets hope its a sign of things to come

[valleys07]

"The crowd's chanting WARNEY! WARNEY!"
"Shut up Bill"
"WARNEY!! WARNEY!!
"Shut up Bill"
"WARNEY! WARNEY!"
"Shut the **** up or the bird gets it!"

[Media Park]

Tony Greig to Bill Lawry, on Max Walker's phallus...:

"It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple."

[Danger Mouse]

Max!!! your not allowed in the broadcasting area..........Well richie, ive got this big motherf**ker of a cricket bat that says i can.

[BFG]

pakastani batting line up
Abroke Miandad
Heza Hasbeen
Heneva Was
Borrow the Qadir (car-deer)
Doubledek Abus
Jarveggimitefor Miandad
Geewatta Waqar
Wasi Akrim
Halfadozen Marsbars
and who could forget my all time favourite Aqeebmateeth Inajarbesidethebed

[JK]

Max!!! your not allowed in the broadcasting area..........Well richie, ive got this big motherf**ker of a cricket bat that says i can.

That one's always cracked me up, cant stop laughing now

[Media Park]

pakastani batting line up
Abroke Miandad
Heza Hasbeen
Heneva Was
Borrow the Qadir (car-deer)
Doubledek Abus
Jarveggimitefor Miandad
Geewatta Waqar
Wasi Akrim
Halfadozen Marsbars
and who could forget my all time favourite Aqeebmateeth Inajarbesidethebed

wasi radamadrootah

[Drop Bear]

Cabbie to Ritchie on the way to the Cricket ground

"I know you, you're Darrel Eastlake".

[valleys07]

Bill: "Got him yes!! piss off your out, beautiful piece of bowling Craig McDermott, thats f*ucked his average Tony!!!

[Zorro]

pakastani batting line up
Abroke Miandad
Heza Hasbeen
Heneva Was
Borrow the Qadir (car-deer)
Doubledek Abus
Jarveggimitefor Miandad
Geewatta Waqar
Wasi Akrim
Halfadozen Marsbars
and who could forget my all time favourite Aqeebmateeth Inajarbesidethebed

wasi radamadrootah

Kutis Arminarf
Sunil Havascar
Awanda Whersadunni
Rubbish Binny
Hedras Fascars
Aril Mafaaker

[tipper]

Max to cabbie "theres an extra ten in it for you if you can get me there in 20 minutes"
cabbie "you make that twenty bucks mate and ill get you there in thirty minutes mate"
Max "your on"

[valleys07]

Max to cabbie "theres an extra ten in it for you if you can get me there in 20 minutes"
cabbie "you make that twenty bucks mate and ill get you there in thirty minutes mate"
Max "your on"

[stampy]

what about hafeez hanmissin

[FlyingHigh]

Bill: There seems to be something wrong with Mahanama, Rod.
Marshie: I dunno Bill, seems like a rather appropriate place for it.

[Brucetiki]

Some of the Sri Lankan names were great as well - Dearyme Whatakrummisinghe, Shiwanda Piercyaear, Ifeellike Achunder, Imite Needaputu

Hansie Cronje commentating - every second word was a gambling reference.

Faye Dinghaway

Max Walker as the supervillian

Competition winner C. Lockett-Ineddie

[BFG]

Bill: and mcgrath comes in to bowl the first ball of the first test comes in a dn yes piss off your out huge nick through t the keeper!
TONY: ad strauss just leaving that one outisde off stump

[HH3]

Bill: and mcgrath comes in to bowl the first ball of the first test comes in a dn yes piss off your out huge nick through t the keeper!
TONY: ad strauss just leaving that one outisde off stump

Actual pissing myself here!!!

[Media Park]

forgot about rubbish binny

[Strawb]

I love it when the kid asks "hey Ritchie want an autograph."
Ritchie responds with one will be ok
The kid "Now who do I make it out to Dear Ritchie.

[Swooper16]

forgot about rubbish binny

He was left out IIRC.

Also "Graeemee Labrooy....His names Graeme Max"