Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:25 pm

Brucetiki wrote:Kyle Sandilands' 'mentoring' of the u/25 guys on X Factor - didn't even turn up to the rehearsals then has the gall to criticise Mitchell's performance. I voted for the poor kid in sympathy.


If you don't ignore the **** he won't go away!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:26 pm

The X-Factor.

















*...and people who watch it* ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby A Mum » Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:57 pm

I didn't watch it - I just listened 8)
You get what you give....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:52 pm

Sleeping during the day. I needed it but it always makes me feel like carp. :(
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:38 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:and heres me thinking you were such a kind lovely young lass FC :(



Eh? :-s I agreed with you that both the SANFL and AFL give me the shits and then I said that Centrals in another GF gave me the shits. So I've agreed with you and you've said that?

I don't get it :shock:


sorry i thought u were happy at GFC failing in afl and sanfl

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JAS » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:21 pm

Missing it...forgot...again... :evil: ;)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:25 pm

Not knowing if I have a really impressive hangover still, or if I have contracted a virus of some sort... As word of my efforts on saturday rolled thru work, my co-workers were less than considerate (rightly so), but if I have actually gotten a sickness of some sort, it will be hard to convince them...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:02 pm

Children pulling their parents up on tarty dressing!

I was putting Angus to sleep when he pointed at my chest and said 'Can you put those back in, please?' :shock: I couldn't think of one thing to say in reply!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:44 pm

Oh, and my parenting has also gone out the window. We were out at dinner for Mr McSpaz's birthday and Angus was climbing on everything and shouting, so I was being Anal-Mum and saying things like 'Sit up properly!' and 'That's bad manners!' Then a person sneezed really loudly and I cracked up. I was laughing so hard I was crying. Unfortunately sneezing is something that really sets me off in the same way that tubas do. I don't know why. :oops: :? :lol: But it was just no use to tell Angus to behave after that one.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Media Park » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:49 pm

Achoo... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:58 am

comin to work sick becuase u know if u take time off u get further and further behind and noone will do ur work for ya..
then comin in today and one of the other guys has takin a day off and they make me do his work + mine...

so f*ckin pissed off right now!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:23 pm

Johno6 wrote:comin to work sick becuase u know if u take time off u get further and further behind and noone will do ur work for ya..
then comin in today and one of the other guys has takin a day off and they make me do his work + mine...

so f*ckin pissed off right now!!!!


And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:23 pm

Gambling
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Choccies » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:44 pm

White Line Fever wrote:Gambling


I bet you don't mean that....
I love grapes. With grapes, you always get another chance. You know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. If you have a crappy grape, no problem-just move on to the next. ‘Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:54 pm

Choccies wrote:
White Line Fever wrote:Gambling


I bet you don't mean that....



i think he meant "Losing"......
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby White Line Fever » Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:56 pm

Johno6 wrote:
Choccies wrote:
White Line Fever wrote:Gambling


I bet you don't mean that....



i think he meant "Losing"......


You could take the meaning each way...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Iron Fist » Tue Sep 21, 2010 2:46 pm

people with no toilet etiquette

Really annoying :evil:
get on board the thunder train!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby fisho mcspaz » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:44 pm

This doesn't give me the sh1ts per se but it does make me feel very sad - Luke getting his immunisations. He's all happy and smiley and then the needle goes in and he howls and I feel awful. :( But it has to be done - better a bit of discomfort now than him contracting pertussis down the track.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Tue Sep 21, 2010 3:54 pm

just try to make sure he is looking at the nurse/doctor when it goes in, so he doesnt blame you for the pain!

i count it as good luck that as i work i have missed all of junior tippers immunisations so far. by all reports she takes it pretty well but all the same i am happy to miss that experience.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mickey » Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:44 pm

White Line Fever wrote:
Johno6 wrote:comin to work sick becuase u know if u take time off u get further and further behind and noone will do ur work for ya..
then comin in today and one of the other guys has takin a day off and they make me do his work + mine...

so f*ckin pissed off right now!!!!


And here i am sitting on my couch taking a sicky.
Make me feel bad!!!
I reckon every man and his dog is off sick nearly impossible to see a doc.
I need to work out how to forge sick certificates...


Easier done than said
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