Things that make you laugh

[cracka]

Hook. Line. Sinker.

Nah I didn't catch you that we'll, you only took the bait.

[stan]

this time last week I thought al crows supporters were dead or didn't have access to the internet.

now its like they are all alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections

this time last week I thought crows haters were alive and well and on Asian speed internet connections.

now its like they are dead or don't have access to the internet.

Amazing what a week in footy can do eh

Im a crow hater and Im here all year round.

[shoe boy]

Watching Abbot and Hocking sitting in front of cameras patting each other on the back! Piss of and good bye too you both

[Dogwatcher]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

So many questions.

[Footy Chick]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

So many questions.

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

[tipper]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

So many questions.

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

does the fact you answered those questions, seemingly with some confidence, make you the forums resident bull semen expert???

[Lightning McQueen]

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

How do they get it into the containers?

[carey]

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

How do they get it into the containers?

Glory hole?

[Footy Chick]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

So many questions.

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

does the fact you answered those questions, seemingly with some confidence, make you the forums resident bull semen expert???

Friends of mine used to breed Limousines (the cattle, not the cars)

and someone has be the semen expert, cos this places is chokas with Bull shit experts already

[HH3]

I wasnt aware someone HAS to be a semen expert....

[Footy Chick]

I'd be a bit worried if any of you were semen experts

NTTTAWWT

[fisho mcspaz]

This was in a Roald Dahl book so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt, but there was a scene where the characters had to collect some bull semen. They just did it by grabbing the bull's wang while he was trying to mount a cow, put a rubber bag around it (evidently experiencing a shortage of bull-sized frangers), and let the bull keep happily banging away. When he was done, they made off with the bag, mixed the contents with glycerol in tubes, then froze the tubes in dry ice to preserve the little wrigglers. The glycerol somehow stopped the sperm from freezing to death. Why I'm participating in this conversation, I don't know. This is taking procrastination to a new level.

[Dogwatcher]

Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.

[Dogwatcher]

How much is $2000 worth of bull semen? What size tank are we talking here?

What is the shelf life on bull semen storage?

So many questions.

1) To be honest, it might be only one or two tubes worth, depending on the breeding (if mum and dad were champions, price goes up)

2) Tank might be the size of one of those milk doovies you throw the balls into at the show, if that.

3) I believe it's frozen (like cryogenically, or whatever the word is) but not sure if this makes it last longer. Assuming it would - it's just like freezing sperm and embryos for a human.

4) Was anyone actually meant to answer those questions seriously?

I kind of figured all of that.
It probably wouldn't have to be a big load to be worth lots to a breeder, so to speak.
But hey, you'd know, you're the semen expert

[Lightning McQueen]

This was in a Roald Dahl book so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt, but there was a scene where the characters had to collect some bull semen. They just did it by grabbing the bull's wang while he was trying to mount a cow, put a rubber bag around it (evidently experiencing a shortage of bull-sized frangers), and let the bull keep happily banging away. When he was done, they made off with the bag, mixed the contents with glycerol in tubes, then froze the tubes in dry ice to preserve the little wrigglers. The glycerol somehow stopped the sperm from freezing to death. Why I'm participating in this conversation, I don't know. This is taking procrastination to a new level.

Did it lose it's taste?

[Dogwatcher]

I think the pinch of salt is the key.

[Footy Chick]

Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.

hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.

[carey]

Soooo...you're the semen expert, FC.
Brilliant.
You know that's going to get some good use.

hardly an expert - I'm sure others here with more experience than me.

Well that counts me out I've never tried it......

[Lightning McQueen]

Well that counts me out I've never tried it......

What? You've never had the urge to go knock the top off a bull?

[carey]

Well that counts me out I've never tried it......

What? You've never had the urge to go knock the top off a bull?

Drunk, I'd knock the top off anything