Things that give you the sh1ts

[Baron Greenback]

When people spell the word loser wrong.
Why do people still think there should be two Os?

[Choccies]

When people spell the word loser wrong.
Why do people still think there should be two Os?

Because they are obviously massive loosers......

[Baron Greenback]

When people spell the word loser wrong.
Why do people still think there should be two Os?

Because they are obviously massive loosers......

Bwahaha.

[JAS]

Waking up to headlines like this...wear your poppy with pride...RIP lads we won't forget

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8341659.stm

Regards
JAS

[Footy Chick]

When people spell the word loser wrong.
Why do people still think there should be two Os?

Loosers are people too you know ... are they people who are loose?

[fish]

... and if you own a bike, and decide to ride it on the road, accept the fact that your machine is thereby a VEHICLE and is subject to the same rules as other machines on the road.

Stopped at lights yesterday morning, to make a right hand turn. There was already a spandex-clad poonce, freshly-shaven legs straddling his velocipede, waiting ahead of me.

After 30 seconds waiting this cretin decides he's had enough waiting, and promptly idles his bike across the pedestrian crossing (against the red), onto the footpath on the other side, and takes off at full tilt down the sidewalk.

They're happy to demand courtesy and awareness from motorists, but they're also happy to ignore the road rules when it suits 'em.

Likewise motorists demand courtesy and awareness from cyclists, but they're also happy to ignore the road rules when it suits 'em.

[aceman]

The fact that 4 overhead lights on Golden Grove Rd have been "blown" for about 2 months. On the bend going north from Milne Rd intersection into the darkest part of the road because of the overhanging trees, these lights have been out for weeks. Posted Sept 23rd[
Where's ETSA when you need them?

Don't you love it, guess what, these lights are still not working.
Not bad, been r**ted since end of August and noone gives 2 fat turds, council, ETSA or anyone else for that matter. Get off the bus in pitch black, walk across the road in pitch black, everything's f'n pitch black.
I've got the clock ticking on this one, once they are eventually fixed, Councillor Trainor will be told because he's the one who looks after everyone in this area,
Pig's ar$e councillor.

[gadj1976]

getting 1st 2nd and 4th in trifectas

[fish]

The fact that 4 overhead lights on Golden Grove Rd have been "blown" for about 2 months. On the bend going north from Milne Rd intersection into the darkest part of the road because of the overhanging trees, these lights have been out for weeks. Posted Sept 23rd[
Where's ETSA when you need them?

Don't you love it, guess what, these lights are still not working.
Not bad, been r**ted since end of August and noone gives 2 fat turds, council, ETSA or anyone else for that matter. Get off the bus in pitch black, walk across the road in pitch black, everything's f'n pitch black.
I've got the clock ticking on this one, once they are eventually fixed, Councillor Trainor will be told because he's the one who looks after everyone in this area,
Pig's ar$e councillor.

aceman ETSA had a scheme a few years back where you could phone in a faulty street light and if they didn't fix it within a week they'd give you $10 off your next bill. Me and a mate hatched a scheme to try to milk the system: We drove all around the suburbs for an hour or two, particularly industrial areas, and found about 20 faulty lights. We phoned them all in and we thought we'd make a killing with them having to fix so many - heck we even talked about being able to shout the lights at footy park for a night game or two! Anyway one week later we went around and the buggers had fixed every one of them. Needless to say we both still pay our electricity bills.

Not sure if that scheme is still going or not?

If the light is on a main road it may be DTEI's (aka Transport SA) responsibility - give them a buzz and if you still get no joy you might want to think about packing a torch.

[aceman]

The fact that 4 overhead lights on Golden Grove Rd have been "blown" for about 2 months. On the bend going north from Milne Rd intersection into the darkest part of the road because of the overhanging trees, these lights have been out for weeks. Posted Sept 23rd[
Where's ETSA when you need them?

Don't you love it, guess what, these lights are still not working.
Not bad, been r**ted since end of August and noone gives 2 fat turds, council, ETSA or anyone else for that matter. Get off the bus in pitch black, walk across the road in pitch black, everything's f'n pitch black.
I've got the clock ticking on this one, once they are eventually fixed, Councillor Trainor will be told because he's the one who looks after everyone in this area,
Pig's ar$e councillor.

aceman ETSA had a scheme a few years back where you could phone in a faulty street light and if they didn't fix it within a week they'd give you $10 off your next bill. Me and a mate hatched a scheme to try to milk the system: We drove all around the suburbs for an hour or two, particularly industrial areas, and found about 20 faulty lights. We phoned them all in and we thought we'd make a killing with them having to fix so many - heck we even talked about being able to shout the lights at footy park for a night game or two! Anyway one week later we went around and the buggers had fixed every one of them. Needless to say we both still pay our electricity bills.

Not sure if that scheme is still going or not?

If the light is on a main road it may be DTEI's (aka Transport SA) responsibility - give them a buzz and if you still get no joy you might want to think about packing a torch.

Fish, I drive past there most nights and have informed the council about it weeks ago. There is a bus stop right there and with the lake etc right behind it, if you were that way inclined someone could get assaulted or whatever and then there would be something done, maybe. Rang ETSA, no help whatsoever, they look after the poles & wires they told me so everyone is ducking for cover.

[fish]

Hey aceman don't give up. Try this link for online reporting of street lighting faults: http://www.etsautilities.com.au/centric ... ht_out.jsp

[rogernumber10]

People who don't understand how to pass a tram.

You have to stop when it stops but you are allowed to pass it on the inside, when it's moving, and NO YOU IDIOTS, you are not required to drive at 25km for seven kilometres at the tram's speed.

[Footy Chick]

bosses who accuse you of not doing your job properly and don't apologise when they find out you did...

[aceman]

Hey aceman don't give up. Try this link for online reporting of street lighting faults: http://www.etsautilities.com.au/centric ... ht_out.jsp

Cheers mate, did it but had to laugh at the prefix they've got for the problem indicator;
It reads "ETSA - SLO", missed a letter W off the end I'm thinking but it means Street Light Outage

Now we'll await the outcome, I'll keep everyone posted, I could be in the money!!!!!

[shoe boy]

The ******* Pandas!!!!
Now they make the front page of the Sunday Mail with the title "we have first pictures of the Pandas"

Well shit me I didnt know they would look like that!

[Lightning McQueen]

Standing next to stinky people at shopping centres.

[Booney]

The Fan speed control on my Evap cooler dying in the heat.

Can still have the unit on, just cant "ramp it up".

And even though I work in the industry and trying to "pull" a favour finding out I will be waiting until Friday to get some one out......

[Bum Crack]

Looking at the weekly forecast and seeing it is going to be in the 40's here right through until Saturday and then have a cool change Sunday when it gets down to 36. You beauty.

[Booney]

The f****** Pandas!!!!
Now they make the front page of the Sunday Mail with the title "we have first pictures of the Pandas"

Well s***t me I didnt know they would look like that!

Panda's, Tram Line extensions to the Entertainment Centre ( WTF? ) ..........

[Rik E Boy]

The Fan speed control on my Evap cooler dying in the heat.

Can still have the unit on, just cant "ramp it up".

And even though I work in the industry and trying to "pull" a favour finding out I will be waiting until Friday to get some one out......

Quite cool up here at the mo although the storms are about to go off big time. So what do we do? We hold a Cricket test up here. That's what gives me the shits.

You blokes are goining to cook this Summer if it's nudging 40 already!

regards,

REB