Things that give you the sh1ts

[smac]

Trick or treaters

Did you not do it* as a kid?

Nope - parents deemed it too dangerous

I grew up in Australia and therefore didn't trick treat.

[Brucetiki]

Trick or treaters

Did you not do it* as a kid?

Nope - parents deemed it too dangerous

I grew up in Australia and therefore didn't trick treat.

That too

[Ian]

Trick or treaters

Did you not do it* as a kid?

Nope, it was something Yanks did and seemed totally irrelevant to us

[Dirko]

Trick or treaters

Did you not do it* as a kid?

Nope, it was something Yanks did and seemed totally irrelevant to us

Commercialism at it's finest....

[the big bang]

Trick or treaters

Did you not do it* as a kid?

Nope, it was something Yanks did and seemed totally irrelevant to us

maybe next year we can celebrate the 4th of july?

crock of shite

[Media Park]

The Melbourne Cup.

If I'm selling someone a telly when the race is on, every year they tell me to shut up so they can watch the two minutes of racing, and expect me not to lose my train of thought.

Bastards, I hate the bloody thing!

[GWW]

I'm not a fan of the Melbourne Cup either, or more particularly, horse racing in general. Holds about as much interest for me as what cycling/Tour Down Under does, and thats pretty much zero.

Don't particularly care that much for it, although its the Spring Carnival that annoys me the most with all the coverage in the media. Mid October til mid November is by far the most boring period of sport for me, personally. End of footy season, no test matches yet, and AFL draft hasn't come around yet either.

[Media Park]

the missus rings me at work- our laundry is flooded.

expects me to rush home (which I did) and fix it (which I didn't).

literally a foot of water in my laundry!

[Booney]

No door to open and sweep it out?

Then you've got the problem with the water.

[Media Park]

No door to open and sweep it out?

Then you've got the problem with the water.

I opened a door, but when she flushed the dunny, more water flooded out.. So i have a problem!

[Lightning McQueen]

No door to open and sweep it out?

Then you've got the problem with the water.

I opened a door, but when she flushed the dunny, more water flooded out.. So i have a problem!

No log floating by?

[The Dark Knight]

A fellow apprenctice throwing a piece of hot ceramic at me while I was confined space spotting yesterday, hitting me in the left side neck out of me, surprising the f**k out of me and causing me to suffer second degree burns, luckily they're only smallish. It f**king killed and took a decent amount of skin off. It's fine now though, it's healed very well.

What also sh!ts me is that it happened about 2:50, we finish at 3:30 so by the time I rushed into the toliet to splash water on the burn, go out to find our leading hand and then supervisor to explain that I have suffered an injury, go down to our onsite medical to get it treated (which happens to close at 3:10), go back to see our supervisor so he could take me to the Gilman medical centre to be treated then go back to work, I finally got home at 5:15. It caused so much f**cking around, I usually get home at 3:45. Got paid overtime though.

As for the guy who threw it, he didn't show up to work today. He will be delt with by all the bosses but I don't want to see him get the sack or anything, he is a good mate who I've known since Primary school and we've always been battling it out against each other for kicks, both got detention in Science in year 10 for wrestling and fighting in the classroom while the teacher left the room.

[southee]

A fellow apprenctice throwing a piece of hot ceramic at me while I was confined space spotting yesterday, hitting me in the left side neck out of me, surprising the f**k out of me and causing me to suffer second degree burns, luckily they're only smallish. It f**king killed and took a decent amount of skin off. It's fine now though, it's healed very well.

What also sh!ts me is that it happened about 2:50, we finish at 3:30 so by the time I rushed into the toliet to splash water on the burn, go out to find our leading hand and then supervisor to explain that I have suffered an injury, go down to our onsite medical to get it treated (which happens to close at 3:10), go back to see our supervisor so he could take me to the Gilman medical centre to be treated then go back to work, I finally got home at 5:15. It caused so much f**cking around, I usually get home at 3:45. Got paid overtime though.

As for the guy who threw it, he didn't show up to work today. He will be delt with by all the bosses but I don't want to see him get the sack or anything, he is a good mate who I've known since Primary school and we've always been battling it out against each other for kicks, both got detention in Science in year 10 for wrestling and fighting in the classroom while the teacher left the room.

He should be instantly sacked !!! Not good enough !!

[Phantom Gossiper]

Ordering a meal at the pub.. patiently waiting for an hour, asking whats going on, waiting 10 more min for them to tell me they forgot my order and all the stoves were turned off, then having to wait another 10 min for a refund!!
THEN sitting here at home having to wait for 45min for my pizza to show up!!

IM HUNGRY DAMN IT!!!

[Hondo]

He should be instantly sacked !!! Not good enough !!

Agreed. He has to go, that's unacceptable. He could have caused a really serious injury. He's not messing around in high school anymore this is real life.

You can't mess around with workplace safety. He'll learn a lesson hopefully and get another apprenticeship.

[Pseudo]

Ordering a meal at the pub.. patiently waiting for an hour, asking whats going on, waiting 10 more min for them to tell me they forgot my order and all the stoves were turned off, then having to wait another 10 min for a refund!!
THEN sitting here at home having to wait for 45min for my pizza to show up!!

IM HUNGRY DAMN IT!!!

Surely they offered you a FREE BEER! to compensate?

[Gingernuts]

People who are famous for doing sweet FA (ie the Kardashian bird).

A sad trend of modern society.

[Media Park]

Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous...

[am Bays]

A fellow apprenctice throwing a piece of hot ceramic at me while I was confined space spotting yesterday, hitting me in the left side neck out of me, surprising the f**k out of me and causing me to suffer second degree burns, luckily they're only smallish. It f**king killed and took a decent amount of skin off. It's fine now though, it's healed very well.

What also sh!ts me is that it happened about 2:50, we finish at 3:30 so by the time I rushed into the toliet to splash water on the burn, go out to find our leading hand and then supervisor to explain that I have suffered an injury, go down to our onsite medical to get it treated (which happens to close at 3:10), go back to see our supervisor so he could take me to the Gilman medical centre to be treated then go back to work, I finally got home at 5:15. It caused so much f**cking around, I usually get home at 3:45. Got paid overtime though.

As for the guy who threw it, he didn't show up to work today. He will be delt with by all the bosses but I don't want to see him get the sack or anything, he is a good mate who I've known since Primary school and we've always been battling it out against each other for kicks, both got detention in Science in year 10 for wrestling and fighting in the classroom while the teacher left the room.

Sacked. He's actually broken the law in doing that section 21 (1a) of the OHS&W Act where he has endangered a fellow employees safety. In Victoria he could be up for a $200 000 fine, here its is only a Division 6 fine ~ $20 000 IIRC. If I was his boss I'd sack him beacuse his actions have put the company at risk of breaking the law too.

[Johno6]

id give him a raise, nothing like a bit of fun to make the day go quicker..... and he got you some overtime pay!



i kid i kid. what an idiot