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Postby The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:20 pm

Due funny t-shirt jokes being made in the BEST JOKES thread, i thought it was suffice to make a new topic about it as there are plenty out there.

My brother owns a shirt that says - I dont discriminate, I just hate everyone.
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Q. » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:23 pm

Abort Born-Again Christians :twisted:


And as for funny t-shirt slogans, well, where do I start...? :lol:
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby trev » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:27 pm

Pic in todays Herald Sun of a Bikie being interviewed by Police wearing a T shirt stating:

"If I gave a shit, you'd be the first one I'd give it to"

Classic!
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:37 pm

On a chick in Robe

I lost my virginity but i've still got the box it came in
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:38 pm

Damn Seagulls Shirt. (Hat was just as good)
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The Ash Man » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:40 pm

My Mum (a pharmacist) gave me a tshirt from a Ansell rep
Pinchthenroll
Care instructions for the prophylactic generation

I got a non-pc one in Laos
It got a pic of the Johnnie Walker in a wheelchair
It says
Johnnie Walked

Had one of Mr Bean wearing a turban it said
Mr Bean Laden
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:52 pm

I'm With Stupid ->

Sorry about what happened later

If your reading this your about to be kicked in the nuts.
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:54 pm

At big day out in 07 a tripper was wearing a shirt saying:

Im no vegetarian but today i'm off my chops.
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby whatcha got there? » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:10 pm

mentioned it in the best jokes thread, but seen the following on a guy at the BDO:

"I drink pinapple juice because i care"
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby MatteeG » Wed Mar 25, 2009 4:23 pm

Reckon I saw this one at the bay last year-

"Fat kids are harder to kidnap"

Other gems here:

http://www.tshirtsthatsuck.com/
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:42 pm

Seen these heroes struttin around wearing sleeveless sweats saying
'Life's too short to be small!'
Why don't they just wear a T-shirt with the word
'TWAT'
emblazoned across the chest?
It's quicker to read & saves on screen printer's ink as well! ;)
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby LMA » Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:25 am

Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"

Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:11 am

Not sure I will get away with this one

Bought it in Amsterdam a long time ago and have to hide it from the missus or it would be landfill

Beat me, bite me, whip me, f*** me
C*** my ti*s like the dirty pig that I am
Then, f*** off before I wake up in the morning

I wore it to a party once and amazing how many girls wanted to buy it off me
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Zelezny Chucks » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:57 am

"An awkward morning beats a boring night"
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:13 am

Had one that i wore to death:

"I've got a black belt, In keeping it real"
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby The reigning Ben.C » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:14 am

LMA wrote:Mate has one with VD in the same style as VB beer label.
It says something like this "Venerial Disease, you can get it any ol how, a matter of fact I got it now"

Got one that says "I swear to drunk I'm not god"


Ha. What about the one - "Take me drunk, I'm home"
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Strawb » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:37 am

I got fat girls give the best H**D because they are aways hungry
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:48 am

Back of the guernseys, and all training singlets and tour shirts, for the Hong Kong Dragons FC

N.F.C.

Everyone thinks it in memory of a defunct footy club (ie) FFC or SMFC

It actually stands for: NO FAT CHICKS :D
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Baron Greenback » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:09 am

My mate had one that said:
I haven't had a c*nt all night Mr Drinkstable.
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Re: Funny T-shirts

Postby Strawb » Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:52 pm

the shirt
I am the Voice Left From Drinking
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